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getting my clit pierced w no interest in having sex #mycelibacy

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

in finland rn why is every dog ive seen so far a tiny thing with squat legs

#actively on the search for dogs out the window

cykelops

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

#spanicopita and sag paneer my lovers #call me popeye the way i love spinach #collard greens too #and cheese bro #skinny doesn’t even feel good as someone who was starved by my host family last year #the lack of nutrients makes u feel like ur losing ur fucking mind

dreamyintersexpuppy

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

dreamyintersexpuppy

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

thisisalovestry

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

insomniparty

the devil went down to georgia either implies:

1. the devil is a northerner.

2. georgia is somewhere south of hell. the tenth circle of hell.

whineosaur

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it