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「 ハ！私は良くなっています！ 」 「 ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง 」 「 Ind. Chie Satonaka. 」

[pintsizedcarnivore]

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[pintsizedcarnivore]

Here’s my once a year check in lmao. I’ve been in the BNHA community lately.

[pintsizedcarnivore]

@kaeruninja 

[zungenakrobatin]

not being good enough will break my fucking heart again and again

[pintsizedcarnivore]

kaeruninja​:

[TXT]: well i had 2 b sure [TXT]: smh ://

[TXT]: anyway whts the prblm w/ ur scooter?

[TXT]: i ran over a big ass rock, now my tire is flat [TXT]: man i messed up idk what to do

[martyrsuggestion]

you met god at a gas station at 3 am and he hated you

[dlubes]

which Halsey song is this

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

No it’s Persona 4

[pintsizedcarnivore]

kaeruninja​:

@pintsizedcarnivore​ sends: [TXT] Do you know how to fix a flat tire???

[TXT]: u r talking abt a bike or scooter flat tire rite? idk how 2 fix a car flat tire

[TXT]: a scooter????? duh???? [TXT]: what the heck i don’t have a car [TXT]:  ʕ ᵒ ᴥ ᵒʔ

[thejunesprince]

“With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.”

— Unknown (via to-be-okay)

[achrilock-atmospheric-deactivat]

Daisy the Great, AJR – Record Player

[pintsizedcarnivore]

"I think you deserve to treat yourself... You know~? What's the worst that could happen if you... Say. Put an order of Gyudon on Yosuke's tab. He'd be none the wiiiiser~~~!!"

"No— I can't do that! He's already on my ass about my 'tab', there's no way in hell I'm gonna add to it now!"

[pintsizedcarnivore]

"My advice is great, actually: you should totally put videos on the internet of you doing sick jiu jutsu moves. Breaking wood planks and stuff. You'd be internet famous!"

"That— almost sounds like a good idea. What if I screw it up and fall on my face? That would be so embarrassing!"

[sapphicsrph]

Come into my inbox and give my muse(s) UNHELPFUL ADVICE !!

[nightclubsinger]

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  platonic  ships  are  just  as  important  as  romantic  ones!  so  here’s  some  sentence  starters  for  all  your  friendship  needs!  )

❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ do you think we’re friends in every universe? ❜

❛ you’re interesting and different and i like that. ❜

❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜

❛ please don’t ever become a stranger. ❜

❛ i like being alone but i’d rather be alone with you. ❜

❛ you’re important to me, you little shit. ❜

❛ i can always count on you. ❜

❛ here, you can borrow my jacket. ❜

❛ i am this close away from strangling you. ❜

❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜

❛ do you think we’ll ever stop being friends? ❜

❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜

❛ you can sleep over, it’ll be like when we were kids. ❜

❛ here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window. ❜

❛ that sounds dangerous. i’m in! ❜

❛ we’re still friends, right? ❜

❛ i don’t have a date, so do you wanna be my plus one? ❜

❛ i heard you were feeling sick, so i made you some soup. ❜

❛ i already said i’m paying. you can buy next time, okay? ❜

❛ you’re the best, you know that? ❜

❛ i’m not hitting you, it’s called platonic bdsm. ❜

❛ you’re more family to me than my own family is. ❜

❛ because i like you. because you’re my friend. ❜

❛ i feel like i can be myself around you. ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ you are literally too stupid to insult. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ who needs them. we can have fun on our own. ❜

❛ you deserve every good thing that comes your way. ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’ve got your back! ❜

❛ you’re like, the strongest person i know. ❜

❛ friends don’t lie. ❜

❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜

❛ you can come over any time. it’s not a problem. ❜

❛ i’m glad to have met you. ❜

❛ you remember the day we became friends? ❜

❛ i know, i know. i’m the best. ❜

❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜

❛ because you love me! duh! ❜

❛ why do you keep me around? ❜

❛ you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❜

❛ what would you do without me, huh? ❜

❛ thanks. i really needed this. ❜

❛ what are best friends for? ❜

[pintsizedcarnivore]

chibitantei​:

“He seems keen on conquering it. He might even beat you.”

“We’ll just have to see if he can do it. Anyway, I wasn’t serious about wanting to do the challenge today. That’s like— the type of thing you need to prepare for.” 

[pintsizedcarnivore]

Here‘s a good old plotting call!

[pintsizedcarnivore]

chibitantei​:

“Not even Narukami could conquer it…”

“I mean— there’s no way Narukami can eat more than me, so that’s not saying much.”