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Noah - they/them - nz - nonbinary as heck

[beautifulbizarremagazine]

Balloon Dog anatomical model, designed by Jason Freeny, produced by Famemaster Toys

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[incendavery]

average library childrens room tasks

[xanaxfarts]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[writing-prompt-s]

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

[tamamoland]

sounds like a dream job

[charlesoberonn]

But then there’s the other you that knows nothing but work. Every evening they get back home only to black out and it’s morning again, time to go to work.

[charlesoberonn]

Huh…

[paintandcringe]

cursed knowledge

[antoniabishop]

Drove to Colorado with my boyfriend and his dog

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[burntblueberrywaffles]

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

[superskaian]

rayne what’s homestuck about?

[depsidase]

[ad-wills]

[rowanisawriter]

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

[tillius-the-paladin]

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

[caats]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally

[lavenderlion]

hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is my life