[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[the-punforgiven]

Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we're running out of space on the table

Guy next to me took off one bessagew and you can't even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it

[loth-caatgirl]

[guilhernunes]

dog finally has the courage to sing in public and nobody around him understands the importance of this moment for him

[rosenkranz-does-things]

first art of 2025 ✨ inspired by this post because it speaks directly to my soul

[sapphling]

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[cosmicanger]

adjective design ‘spinal hair clip’

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[armadillorollup]

biology of a stapler

[armadillorollup]

some more speculative staplings

[niqvassieart]

little owls and cow parsley, may 2026.

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

television peaked here

[big-green-wall]

My love for Thomas the green moray eel who lives at the New England Aquarium continues and grows and knows no bounds. He is my muse. This is a plow book I made featuring my guy for my art books class, I love how I can fold him up in many funky ways

[hybridmindthoughtsreloaded]

[aropride]

ur clothes size doesnt say anything. like it doesnt say anything abt u as a person but it also especially doesnt say anything about what size your clothes are