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@piperlatour
Bread.. Beef, ham, broccoli.. Milk.. What else did I need to get— Oh, sorry! Am I in your way?
No -- well, not particularly. If you just scoot to the side, I can get what I need. Which is a copious amount of chocolate. Grocery shopping for the guys?
If you could keep your voice down just a smidge, that’d be fantastic.
Look here, officer, you're a complete lightweight. I drank you under the table last night, so if anyone should be complaining about the noise level, it should be me.
Sucks for you; I need a wallowing partner and you owe me after everything you and Davina put me through.
Scoot over.
Harps, we didn't mean to. You know that, right? I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but somehow I always end up doing it anyway. I wanted to tell you, hell, I even wanted to tell Oliver. But it wasn't safe and it definitely wasn't smart.
Thank you for taking care of me and for making sure that I was okay. I don't know how I could ever repay you. You're a good friend, and you're so important to me. Don't ever forget that.
'S'okay, my mom gave it to me, you know, before she… yeah. I'll clean it up. You think I could put it back together with magic? Maybe there's a spell for that.
Piper I… I did everything I could I didn’t — I didn’t know that would happen. I- I- I feel like I should’ve done more, though. I’m sorry. It was my fault. I’m sorry. You should hate me.
She didn't happen to give you the sex talk as well, by any chance? I don't know how good I'd be at talking about the birds and the bees. I'll get Oliver to do it. No, don't worry about it, okay? I don't want you doing magic; at least not here. The coven is still very much a threat.
Davina, it is not your fault. You saved my life. I wouldn't be here right now if it wasn't for you, and I am so grateful because of it. You're my little guardian angel. And we're going to get through this.
I suppose it would be safe to say both. It’s no secret that your kind hasn’t exactly been easy to get along with, but considering you are almost like a family friend, I thought it wouldn’t be so bad if I checked up on you. How are you doing? And I don’t mean just the hangover.
Elijah, I'm not a family friend. I'm friends with Hayley, and I think you're pretty decent for a vampire but as for your brother and sister -- one creeps the hell out of me and one is rather annoying. I'm not exactly vampires' biggest fan right now. I'm fine, I mean, not really but I'm going to be okay. I think my ego took a bigger blow.
Yeah, the first crash is what woke me up, then I think the two after that kept me awake for a while. You should probably get a new vase, by the way.
But really… how are you? We haven’t really gotten to talk since… you know
Oh shit. I was hoping I had imagined the whole vase breaking incident, but evidently not. This is the part where I lecture you about drinking, right? To be fair, you’re probably far more responsible than me.
I’m fine. I just — I don’t want to talk about it, okay? The sooner we stop talking about it, the sooner I can stop thinking about it. The nightmares haven’t stopped, but I’m working on it. It helps having you here.
Because you’re desperate, I would assume and all your friends are most likely in the same situation as you — incapable of getting out of bed. Black, two sugars, as ordered. So what event took place last evening?
So, are you being nice to me because I almost got decapitated by a vampire or are you here to talk witchy business with Davina? Oh, you know, the usual. I got ridiculously drunk and then stumbled home, or crawled; either way I acquired a few bruises on the way. And yes, I realize how sad that sounds, but my roommate is a sixteen year old -- so drinking alone was my only option.
I thought perhaps you could use some coffee, but I can leave.
Remind me again why it was a good idea to invite an Original vampire into my house? Well, besides the free coffee of course -- which I'll happily take.
I don’t remember us talking about it, sorry.
Look, I don’t even know how I even ended up in the bayou last night. I didn’t vomit on you in my drunken state or anything, right? Because that would be worse than the time I fell down the stairs at my apartment and flashed the entire building.
I just wanted to make sure you were okay…
So, I take it you heard me coming home last night? I'm sorry if I woke you up, I didn't mean to.
What did I tell you about disturbing me today? I have a massive hangover, and I’m feeling particularly sorry for myself right now. Just leave me alone to wallow in my sorrow.
[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.
[text] I miss you too.
[text] Please come home?
[text] Things will be different this time, I promise.
[text] Guess who’s no longer a virgin?
[text] DAVINA WHAT THE FUCK.
[text] Is this a joke? Because this is not funny!
[text] Get home right now, young lady or I swear to god I will embarass you in front of your new little boyfriend!
[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!
[text] Oh shit! Was I supposed to pick you up from school?
[text] I'll be there in ten minutes. I just need to find my pants... and my bra... and my car keys.
[text] I'm such a bad mom. I'm sorry!
TEXT MESSAGE MEMES
[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!
[text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥
[text] I swear to drunk I’m not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up!
[text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP!
[text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out.
[text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.
[text] Are you getting my texts? Now I know how Anna felt…okay byeeeee.
[text] You really shouldn’t trust me with watching your kid for you.
[text] Okay serious question time. If I was a guy would you go gay for me?
[text] Guess who’s no longer a virgin?
[text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.
[text] So I went to buy alcohol for the third time this week and the cashier said he was pretty sure I had a “problem” glad I realized I’m a shopaholic!
[text] Sorry I told your dad he was hot and made things awkward.
[text] I’m hungry, you’re horny. Buy me pizza and I’ll eat it while you fuck me.
[text] I think a six year old just hit on me. I’m scared.
[text] People think I’m a slut, but what’s even funnier is I KNOW I’m one.
[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.
[text] I wish you were here, my parents are fighting again.
[text] I’m cold, come cuddle with me.
[text] So I just bumped into your ex. That was interesting.
[text] Did you sleep with [name]? Everyone’s talking about it.
[text] I wish I could hate you. I really wish I could.
[text] Breaking up over text? I’m actually surprised that I can’t say that’s the worst thing you’ve done.
[text] I just need time.
[text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day!
[text] I’ve cried too much for you. I can’t do this anymore.
[text] Your mom scares me, I think she can smell my fear.
[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW.
[text] You can’t keep sexting me in class. The only body part of mine I should be raising is my hand!
[text] Oh, by the way. You should have kissed me goodbye.
Oh, please. Us? Ganging up on him? Why— Miss Warren, that’s just awfully naughty. We would never do such a thing, never. —Oh yeah. Real tears, but don’t tell him. He’ll deny it. A giant fluffy puppy. Like a Golden Retriever or a yellow Lab. Ugh, fine. I’ll give it a shot. But if he turns out to be a total creep, don’t be mad if he can’t fix Fergus because he’s got a broken hand.
See? This is why you're one of my favorite people, you just get me and the fact that you like to tease Oliver as much as I do, just makes it a million times better. I've never seen him cry giant man tears, but I can only imagine what a sight that must be. He is a Golden Retriever; that head of scruffy blonde hair, the facial hair, that dopey grin he's always got. I'm convinced he turns into a dog, and not a wolf. Oh, don't worry, if he tries anything less than gentlemanly I'll be sure to hex him. 'No magic' rule be damned.
They would never actually have a chance to eat you because I’m terrified of alligators and wouldn’t go anywhere near them. But you’re still going to keep your nicknames to yourself if you love me. It’s probably real interesting; I just… I don’t know what questions to ask. All I know is that most of them are moody and they can all make me feel like my brain is exploding. Don’t apologize for that, alright?
Did you just admit to being terrified of something? I thought Oliver Latour was a big, fearless werewolf who wasn't scared of anything. Maybe, maybe not. I like the look on your face whenever I call you a Golden Retriever; it's dopey and adorable. Hey, we're not all moody; but as for the brain exploding thing, we only do that when we feel threatened, which lately, is very often. I will never apologize for loving you, Oliver.
