[pipertheblog]

My blog scored a 10/10 on the zagat review btw

[dragoncommunion]

(texting you while i'm housesitting)

2:24 AM: is it cool if i cast Drain Life in here?

2:26 AM: i'm doing it

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[shrimptin]

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[pipertheblog]

My adhd brain was raised on a media diet of almost exclusively creepypasta and horror rpg letsplays and i dont really know how to reconcile that as an adult with i would say a largely respectable media diet. It certainly casts a long shadow

[qqchurch]

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[segamascott]

[holespoles]

Victoria Ball

"Spring garden"

[orbsteeb]

lemme just slip into something more comfortable *slides gently into an open grave*

[i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much]

Is this an episode of Supernatural?

[orbsteeb]

i don’t think so, but let me check *steps behind the couch and mimes walking down a fligth of stairs*

[ducissatenebrarum]

Pendant in the shape of a skull in polychrome enameled gold, Germany. circa. 1630.

[creamycuppy]

using this tweet as an anti-ocd litany

[trawl]

another dog related incident that is sending me into a fit of hysterical laughter