All Dad, All Knives.

Art, video games, McElroy content, and toddposting.

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

you know what’s so weird meeting gay people who haven’t been radicalized the same way you have and having to defend your belief that straight people aren’t valid

[boy-grrl]

This is why nobody takes us seriously y'all

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

no it’s because they hate us

[boy-grrl]

Which is definitely why the majority heterosexual Supreme Court ruled to legalize same-sex marriage

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

thisis why even gays dont like people like op 

[pipisr00m]

“Straight people aren’t valid” says the person who wants to be seen as valid. It’s a pointless cycle of hatred. Treat others with the respect you want to receive. It just makes the world better.

[0kkvlt]

Nah fuck u

[pipisr00m]

Okay, I hope you have a nice day! :)

[antimanifesto1973]

[winslowhomersimpson]

Is OP fucking vagueposting about the North Sentinelese?

[seajaee]

I’m almost done beating DAO again and I FUCKING FORGOT LELIANA AT LOTHERING and I’m fucking pissed off right now lol

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

…All I can picture is the grey warden angrily driving a mini-van back across Fereldan with Alistair in the front seat, fighting with Morrigan who’s directly behind him, Zevran leaning forward from behind the Warden to constantly flirt with them, while Wynne and Oghren get drunk in the very back because they only just now realized they left Leliana at that rest stop they stopped at five hours ago. Worst. Road trip. Ever. But really that sucks and I’m sorry.

[gothicprep]

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

[yiffest]

covalent bonds

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

you know what’s so weird meeting gay people who haven’t been radicalized the same way you have and having to defend your belief that straight people aren’t valid

[boy-grrl]

This is why nobody takes us seriously y'all

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

no it’s because they hate us

[boy-grrl]

Which is definitely why the majority heterosexual Supreme Court ruled to legalize same-sex marriage

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

thisis why even gays dont like people like op 

[pipisr00m]

“Straight people aren’t valid” says the person who wants to be seen as valid. It’s a pointless cycle of hatred. Treat others with the respect you want to receive. It just makes the world better.

[orangeharrison]

[centurycolor]

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

[purple-buddha-project]

[conop-8888]

[tiffanarchy]

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

[moistnugget]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every movie is set in a world where that movie doesn’t exist

[the-inquisition-scmh]

False.

[pochowek]

You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that

[weeniebagel]

jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern

[pochowek]

haha people look hes actually southern

[weeniebagel]

[ja-khajay]

I’m crying I was looking at the website from the archeology project I briefly dug with and they included the dog on their staff page

[ja-khajay]

More from Cuthbert

[bobacupcake]

i didnt want to bother with animating so i just made it so the sylveon arms move to the specific letter of ymca whenever i hit any of the letters on the keyboard but this ended up having terrifying consequences when keysmashing

[cornygirlfriend]

[unpretty]

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

[unpretty]

[likethemusiq-deactivated2021022]

Dad Jokes with Kratos

[jeza-red]

This is beautiful TT

[squeakitties]

me seeing the notes on any post about a hidden joke pertaining to a 2008 webcomic meme

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[agoatinthecircus]

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

[thyrell]

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

[skarchomp]

shut the fuck up and post Dream Pig

[maricon-carne]

I feel like this post just punched me in the face then kissed me on the cheek