A Dog With A Blog

Call me Elli or Nexi. I'm a loser who writes for the Achievement Hunter, Rooster Teeth and Cow Chop fandoms. Expect a lot of AH, memes, shitposts and Cow Chop. Peace out, nerd squad.

[musketiron-deactivated20200615]

on april 1st we will all go outside and bury our smartphones in tthe yard

[misussgorl]

Fanfiction: there’s only one room available…

Me who specifically chose a Rated M and Explicit story: oh my gosh there’s only one room they’re gonna share a bed what’s gonna happen next

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[zachsilberberg]

a few years ago i made a bunch of events set for random dates in 2018 & 2019 & forgot about them but now they’re all slowly approaching so here are some of my favorites

[parakeet]

have you guys seen the pics of the dude bathing in the wendys sink yet

[parakeet]

this pic

[porterr-robinson]

[paxamericana]

[franchufeuillassier]

Choose your fighter

[drunknuncle]

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[jeremy-drooly]

Yo what the fuck just logged on after like a year and a half what's poppin

[jeremy-drooly]

Okay so there’s a boy in one of my classes that’s like really into the class and I think it’s so interesting to hear him talk and you know, he sits in front of me more or less so I can constantly see him?? Well last week he talked to me out of nowhere so all weekend I’ve been thinking of if this is actually something that could happen (!!) but I dunno what if I was just blowing it out of proportion?

Haha I’m upset now

[jeremy-drooly]

Update: after the exam I talked a lot with him (in a small group bc after an exam everyone has to have a group freakout) AND ended up sitting next to him on attempt two of said test. We weren’t partners tho so we didn’t talk but nbd. He left before me so I couldn’t like pull any smooth moves to get his number (lmao I’m not smooth) but maybe on Wednesday I’ll be able to.

[jeremy-drooly]

1 hour until class 😬 gotta make some magic happen and possibly not let anxiety prevent me from attempting to get his number

[jeremy-drooly]

Attempts terminated my friends, I didn't manage to get his number and found out in casual convo that he's with someone. Big ass F lads.

[jeremy-drooly]

Okay so there’s a boy in one of my classes that’s like really into the class and I think it’s so interesting to hear him talk and you know, he sits in front of me more or less so I can constantly see him?? Well last week he talked to me out of nowhere so all weekend I’ve been thinking of if this is actually something that could happen (!!) but I dunno what if I was just blowing it out of proportion?

Haha I’m upset now

[jeremy-drooly]

Update: after the exam I talked a lot with him (in a small group bc after an exam everyone has to have a group freakout) AND ended up sitting next to him on attempt two of said test. We weren’t partners tho so we didn’t talk but nbd. He left before me so I couldn’t like pull any smooth moves to get his number (lmao I’m not smooth) but maybe on Wednesday I’ll be able to.

[jeremy-drooly]

1 hour until class 😬 gotta make some magic happen and possibly not let anxiety prevent me from attempting to get his number

[jeremy-drooly]

Okay so there’s a boy in one of my classes that’s like really into the class and I think it’s so interesting to hear him talk and you know, he sits in front of me more or less so I can constantly see him?? Well last week he talked to me out of nowhere so all weekend I’ve been thinking of if this is actually something that could happen (!!) but I dunno what if I was just blowing it out of proportion?

Haha I’m upset now

[jeremy-drooly]

Update: after the exam I talked a lot with him (in a small group bc after an exam everyone has to have a group freakout) AND ended up sitting next to him on attempt two of said test. We weren't partners tho so we didn't talk but nbd. He left before me so I couldn't like pull any smooth moves to get his number (lmao I'm not smooth) but maybe on Wednesday I'll be able to.

[jeremy-drooly]

Okay so there's a boy in one of my classes that's like really into the class and I think it's so interesting to hear him talk and you know, he sits in front of me more or less so I can constantly see him?? Well last week he talked to me out of nowhere so all weekend I've been thinking of if this is actually something that could happen (!!) but I dunno what if I was just blowing it out of proportion?

Haha I'm upset now