[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[zippy-cat]

[sailermoon]

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

[logarto]

damn girl are you a bobster 🦞 because im about to 🥣 bisque it all

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[fagsex]

[thememedaddy]

[doradotcom]

you cant employ me in a way that matters

[macabrevampire]

drinking water is awesome i love #mywater

[theswisscheeserag]

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)