you can make the cobras dance

lucy, 26, she/her, paddington bear enthusiast

[themoonandmyman]

Guys. Come on now. I don’t want to make things too serious but here’s something you really have to remember:

[themoonandmyman]

In light of everything, I thought I’d reblog.

[themoonandmyman]

Shane was a fat baby with chubby cheeks and arm rolls and he was generally quiet- it took him a while to pick up first words, but his fine motor skills were insane for his age.

Ilya was a baby with the sweetest mop of curls you’ve ever seen but he constantly looked sad or grumpy and screamed near constantly for the first two years. His first word was ‘mama’.

[sunnypeachyy]

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[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[babynflames]

like this just makes sense...

[babynflames]

continuing the investigation...

[kingofthering]

[strawbunni-shortcake]

obsessed with these sausage dogs in leather kink gear

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[shanebug]

do you think that if shane and ilya were to start hanging out with more queer people sometimes ilya would have to be like "by the way dont mention being a landlord in front of these ones. i know the rich art collector gays we met the other week at that gala talked to you about property investment but i dont think this queer birdwatching club will take it as well"

[handsywoman]

face in the pillow that's how he likes itttt

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[boitterfly]

may dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [shane hollander image]

mutual 2: not to be dramatic but i think shane and ilya like each other…..

mutual 3: [hudson williams image] #HASHTAG NEEDTHAT

mutual 4: au where everything is the same but hayden pike’s name is chungledown bim

mutual 5: [ilya rozanov image]

mutual 6: [png of shane edited into a fish tank] shish

mutual 7: rpf = real person fuckin. they did that.

mutual 8: connie from admin is my biological mother

[goldenretrievettel]

[vityamins]

Ilya, waking up on his honeymoon: where is my husband

Shane at the resort's 7am water zumba:

[janniksbakery]

sassy little shit 🫶🫶

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?