Rebirth

sucker punch.

[artscoma]

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"

[vishnovy]

yeah, sure

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[wheelie-sick]

"fuck coyotes they eat my cats" have you considered not letting your small household invasive species outside instead of blaming native fauna for behaving like animals?

[wheelie-sick]

a coyote has actually never eaten any of the 3 cats I've had despite growing up in an area with lots of coyotes. the oldest cat is about 15/16ish. this is because they are not outside cats. hope this helps.

[rarehertz]

cock reveal in 12,000 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,999 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,998 years

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[toovski]

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[orangeharrison]

[centurycolor]

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea