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25 | kävelevä esimerkki siitä mitä Ei TehdäTM

[aphantasias]

hollanov is so beautiful to me because i see everything they see in each other & i completely understand why both of them are crazy about the other so no matter what's happening i'm winning and it's unbelievable. i'm ilya falling in love with shane's sincerity and his mannerisms and his pure talent and his eagerness to please and his repression and his big brown eyes and his heart on his sleeve and i'm shane falling in love with ilya's boldness and his smirk and his secretly enormous heart and his filthy mouth and his sad european eyes and the way he's both tender and mean when he fucks and i've never had a better time

[buffyannesummrs]

now what does it mean to read fanfiction about the gay hockey show which is based on a book which was based on a fanfiction which was based on the avengers 2012 which was an adaptation of a comic book

[libertineangel]

[milfsisyphus]

[themoonandmyman]

A detail that so many reactors seem to miss is JJ casually calling Ilya a ‘cocksucking russian’ while Shane and the rest of the team watch the Raiders win the cup. It’s dismissed as a garden variety insult when it’s so homophobically charged, and such a clear indication that this is something Shane has had to deal with every day since he was 8, from people Shane considers to be his closest friends. Hurts my heart.

[my-2nd-account]

17 yo autistic "he may not be the most sociable" Shane Hollander going out of his way to introduce himself to his predestined rival Ilya Rozanov and immediately complementing him "you're an awesome player to watch" as in he's watched him play and he enjoyed it and he might be the only player on his level.

18 yo hates his accent "gets under other players' skin" "you listen. Don't speak" Ilya Rozanov asking his no1 rival Shane Hollander if the draft day is everything he's dreamed of and if Montreal is nice but also if Boston is nice too as in he's worried about where he's going and the only person to ask is the one who will climb to the top side by side with him.

Which could mean nothing ofc

[haedraulics]

final boss of parental neglect ilya rozanov

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[michaelmilkers]

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

[pukicho]

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

[pukicho]

imagine being kind in 2026

[pukicho]

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

[natalieironside]

nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel

[cryptotheism]

[flopptropica]

[rednines]

[zeravmeta]

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

[zeravmeta]

soul crushing! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis actually did find one with well thought-out points but the narrator is so goddamn fucking annoying in how they talk and present information and the whole video is interspersed with unfunny memes!

[cryptotheism]

Video Essayists were a lay priesthood common to the late American empire, whose primary function was to classify Toys as either ruined by woke, or secretly leftist.

[leo-fie]

Video Essayists are a diverse bunch, many of which also serve the function of explaining what media criticism even is, how analysis works and introduce people to progressive, even leftist ideas.

[cryptotheism]

That's speculation. We only know of video essayists via archeological evidence. A burial mound in New Leningrad (formerly Brooklyn New York) features roughly a dozen skeletons sharing a single apartment, each curled around the remains of a Shure SM7B microphone.

[valtsv]

"oh to be a fly on the wall" is such a funny way to express yearning to be present at an exclusive moment/event to me because it's like. i don't care if i'm an insignificant pest as long as i get to be involved. oh no human interaction for me thanks i just want to eavesdrop on you :)

[valtsv]

it also always reminds me of this. damn please i'll be your fly 🪰

[cryptotheism]

[speaking to my viziers] would u guys still fw me if I wasn't the sultan

[cryptotheism]

Fr? Goddamn I gotta make you a wali. You can have an army too. To protect me.