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NYC

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My finsta and I will find each other in every *lifetime (social media platform)

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I swallow gum like all of the time idgaf

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he wanna fuck slayyyter richard we should link later get to my hotel and suck him off in the elevator

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I start saying shit like “depression can’t hit a moving target” when I’m manic

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I have to physically fight the urge not to compliment people on having grey hairs as a young person because I understand that most people are insecure about it but it is something I’m sooo jealous of I think it looks so cool

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I legit cannot get through AOT bc those mfs are so scary to me!!!

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Can’t drive, working in the service industry (and love it so much), insufferable vibe. Kinda in my SpongeBob era

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God put me on this earth to tell everyone who mentions it around me that the frontal lobe fully developing at 25 thing is a myth

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[b4rfbrain]

call me frank sinatra the way i’m doing shit my way

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The way everyone else talks about my dad feels like how people talk about Bush like okay I’m glad that’s a cute old man to you but he literally did 9/11 to me lest we forget…

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I cried all day about gay people I wish i was joking

[blueribbonbaby]

Fezco and Rue

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Ruby….

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Recently logged back into my finsta that I had from ages 15 - 19… the fact that I have a collection of saved posts of skinny women called “thinspo” and another one that is just big fat burgers is the funniest thing in the world to me bc girl it was never gonna be you with this shit on your phone

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Mall carnival!

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And Sam Levinson you will be dealt with