"your vibes are rancid" -user plauge-doctorz @pissybitchboy - Tumblr Blog

forever in love with the fact that characters from a media frequently get called john media-name but with halo it's like legit. Master Chief's name IS actually john. absolutely wonderful. they should go the extra mile and reveal that 117 actually means halo in ancient Sangheili or something

#halo #master chief

they should invent an alternative for ID photos where you dont look fucking stupid

pissybitchboy

funnygummy got me fucked up mannnnn. ahhh "i found you again but it's not you but it is you but you're not the same person i lost but you are and you're here now and what if i can make you remember? what if i can make it right for you this time but i can't because it's literally out of my control and what i just lose you again and again and agian and" AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

pissybitchboy

aghhggahhhh "and you were never real in the first place your memories your personality everything about you is made up just to be used but you could have been real. you could have stayed with me i could have make it right and you could have been real because you're real to me" JUST KILL MEE. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS AGAHAAHHHHH

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc gummigoo #tadc pomni #funnygummy #gooseworx #FUCK man

funnygummy got me fucked up mannnnn. ahhh "i found you again but it's not you but it is you but you're not the same person i lost but you are and you're here now and what if i can make you remember? what if i can make it right for you this time but i can't because it's literally out of my control and what if i just lose you again and again and agian and" AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc gummigoo #tadc pomni #funnygummy #shipping #AAAAHHHH I AM MENTALLY UNWELL AND IT IS THEIR FAULT #THE ANGST #THE YEARNING #fic on my desk by friday or you're FIRED #i say to my theoretical fantic author that i keep on a lesh and chain to provide me with only the most rivetting fics #that's you btw #get to it #link that shit to me i'll eat the fuck up

had a dream where there was a new james bond movie that crossed over with hatsune miku and it was considered an instant classic. its ost got a 10/10 from fantano and pitchfork and also the angry metal guy website. for some reason there was exorcism involved.

the only scene i remember is where a priest was exorcising a sleeping model to interrogate her or somehting. and a blue ribeye with pou face on it came out of her mouth as smoke. the priest slapped her with it with different side each time and in her sleep, the model thought the pou face was one of her lovers and kissed it. when he asked her some question i cant even remember like "why did you do it" as in sleeping with so many men or smt i guess, she replied in third person with "what as she supposed to do" with tears or sweat running her make up. this scene is considered one of the best of modern cinema.

it goes without saying that the credits has a vocaloid song

#dream #dreams #hatsune miku #james bond #epic crossover #le movie #idk

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

me (trying to impress this girl at the party): yeah so i've been drawing a distinct line between my soul and body lol. just tryna be untainted by substance and free to be myself, absolutely unconditioned is all lol

the wise fucking philosopher im friends with: this fool doesn't know that the conditions which imprison us is too a part of us, that we are both the inmate and the cell

me: dude you're messing up my game here man

mindnumb-opus

Mother and her chud son

#Deadlock #Haze Deadlock #REM Deadlock #isanely cool colouring

cwazytvthings

I don't go here but I just might start bc I'm gay and predictable

#deadlock #deadlock venator #everytime i see this motherfucker i get teary eyes and my blood goes #elsewhere

patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

abigailinc

over here glass half full as fuck bc my first thought was "i fw everything"

lustcannibalism

I thought everyone was against ai in majority but these bitches are using ai to make their ship kiss and it’s getting thousands of likes and engagement

lustcannibalism

COMMISSION AN ARTIST IN YOUR PRICE RANGE

lustcannibalism

DIY that shit 👍🏻

the-queer

Literally art is human give me your ship in stick figure form

the-haiku-bot

Literally art

is human give me your ship

in stick figure form

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

phebs-the

the new low health icons in deadlock make me feel some type of way

#personally a big fan of drfiter's low health icon where he just stops smiling serious jonkler style #deadlock

tuxankhamun

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

bester-jester

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

this bangs shit is beating my ass rn

#haircut #diy hair #I'll never talk about barbers again bruh how tf do they do this 😭😭😭

liarsblade

Genuinely why is everyone 12 now.

liarsblade

The worst part is that everyone else being 12 is making me more 12 out of necessity. Like what do you mean my most very strongly held and controversial beliefs now include "cover your mouth when you cough that's yucky" and "it's good to be nice and bad to be mean. You shouldn't be mean to people." That's the shit they used to get mad at me on the playground for.

liarsblade

They teach you this shit on carebears man. They teach you this shit on the smurfs.