Баюшки-баю.

  (214):She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter (214):Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.  

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Nice! 

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You can come over whenever you’re ready.

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Too tired to do my eyebrows today?

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I’m never too tired to do eyebrows.

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I’m tired.

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9 times out of 10 cold showers are better than hot showers because in a hot shower eventually the air gets humid and there’s no telling what’s sweat and what’s water and despite feeling clean afterwards it’s questionable.

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Im half asleep and nat is texting in the shower.

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I have people to keep updated.

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At this rate I could open a small salon.

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I don’t happen to qualify as a smelly garbage man in need of his eyebrows being done do I?

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Would you like them done, garbage man?

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Nice! But uh. If you don’t mind could you fix my eyebrows?

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I’d be happy to when I’m back in the tower.

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In Russia we don’t say 1,000 we say 1~000 and I think that’s beautiful.

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I smell like honey and nuts. Do these smells appease you?

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Those smells are both just fine.

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There’s no need to hide your eyebrows from me. I only pluck the eyebrows of smelly garbage men.

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Is that why Bucky’s eyebrows suddenly look really nice???

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;)

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Both probably.

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Shower it is then.

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There’s no need to hide your eyebrows from me. I only pluck the eyebrows of smelly garbage men.

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It’s hard to tell if I need a shower or if it’s just lingering Clint smell.

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Clean.

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What if I plucked Clint’s eyebrows.