amadeus the warlock

cunning artificer, connoisseur of mad and frivolous spells, ghastly. (they/them)

[cannibalchicken]

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[pixie-hazard86]

2004 was a big year for doomed yaoi.

[woolieshubris]

we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.

[woolieshubris]

my MS paint recreation

[seven-oh-four]

I love the implication that there's a direct correlation between gayness and liking salty foods - or, more specifically, the straighter you are, the more you dislike salt for some reason

[woolieshubris]

???????????????????

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

[stunningpicture]

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Stay woke

[pual1010-deactivated20150723]

Is this true?

[mallninjacode-deactivated201812]

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

[redbloodedamerica]

[spacemohawks]

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

[beanmom]

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

[hello-missvixy-deactivated20160]

Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

[blockmind]

Also please never forget the pink fracking drill bit

that’s right fracking you know, a process using chemicals known to cause cancer that leech into the water supply

http://www.triplepundit.com/2014/10/baker-hughes-fights-breast-cancer-pink-fracking-drill-bits/

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pink-drill-bits-bring-complaints-komen-tie-fracking-n223166

[alexithymia42]

It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst

[sofia-ciel]

Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.

[imaginarycircus]

My mother died in 1996 from breast cancer. Most cancer charities are scams, in that people throw fancy parties and get rich off them and very little money goes into research or support for patients. Here are some vetted cancer charities that get good scores on Charity Navigator and pay medical expenses or fund research:

Breast Cancer Research Foundation

Cancer Research Institute

Dana-Farber Cancer Institute

63 four star rated cancer charities on charity navigator

[spacey-sandwich]

Signal boosting this

[emmalily]

Reblogging from myself because it’s October now

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[pitbull-agape]

the amount of zionist fucking freaks on this app is astounding

[qiyra]

Cunty Regirock with a handbag!!!!!

[spoopdeedoop]

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

[spoopdeedoop]

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[egyptianguard]

[davidsmith9582]

maybe its not all over

[pitbull-agape]

maybe it is

[davidsmith9582]

shit ur right… i give up

[pitbull-agape]

no….

[davidsmith9582]

maybe its not all over

[pitbull-agape]

maybe it is

[everymanpdf]

manic pixie dream divorced guy

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

[dykevotions]

im a real boy!!! im made of skin and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and human heart

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[criptochecca]

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

[criptochecca]

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

[leviathan-the-boy]

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

[infectedwithnyanites]

Actually we should totally do this but not for like ideological veganism reasons just cuz itd be funny as like an animal social experiment.

[leviathan-supersystem]

doing this with real meat so there's not even a hypothetical animal rights angle, just completely unwarranted and unmitigated freak behavior

[the-kickster]

(via @spewpurr-reblogs)

[amtrax]

Cave Johnson here. Watched a wolf maul another meat android again, and then have a total existential freakout when the robot got up and trotted off. Still funny. Keep up the good work.

[opalescent-apples]

[ID: tiger that appears to have an expression of shock and horror/end ID]

[hungryfictions]

use, and i cannot stress this enough, thriftbooks

[colorisbyshe]

if thriftbooks doesn’t have what you’re looking for, especially if you’re looking for it used/cheap, alternatives include betterworldbooks and discoverbooks.

Other tips for cheaper books is checking amazon and scrolling down to the “buy used” or “other sellers” section and then checking to see if those sellers have storerfonts off of amazon.

There is also a good chance that you might have a local, indie book store that likely also has a used book section! Indiebound might help you find those book stores!

Also, check out your local library, sometimes, they have a for sale section or might have certain times of the year where they do massive used book (dvd, cd, etc) sales to fundraise!

(It’s also worth checking directly from an author’s or publisher’s page and seeing if they have other places they sell their books. I know this is about cheaper/used books, since some of y’all aren’t built for piracy or the library, but also if you want to dodge supporting amazon AND want to more directly support artists you support, there’s a good chance they might have alternate ways to buy the books!)

[headspace-hotel]

I use thriftbooks a lot, it's so good!

[walkinintospiderwebs]

as someone who works in an independent bookstore, alibris is the best for supporting yr local bookstore! abebooks is now owned by amazon. thriftbooks is great also just doesn’t usually support independent stores.