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🏳️‍🌈collective it/its + we/us, queer, gaybian, poly, transmasc, objectum, transspecies, adult, autistic, plural, disabled, satanist, paraphile

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🖌posting: art, animation, sewing, cooking/baking, writing, pet stuff, anything really

♾️likes: mcyt(dsmp+, pkciv), dream(+team, ig), lovejoy, wilbur soot(wss), date everything, five nights at freddy's, my little pony, lego monkie kid, the magnus archives, analog horror, ajr, will wood, jack stauber, mother mother, warriors, your boyfriend, cult of the lamb, pokémon, saw, ghost the band, harley poe, cat named mojave, the king in yellow(and its adaptations)

🎤alters: ask atp

Everyone Is Here!

⚠️general warnings: swearing, slurs, blood/gore, unreality, bugs/spiders, body horror, dead animals/bones, sensitive topics, kink(hypno, petplay, etc.), mild nsfw, cannibalism, we are profiction here 👍

🚫no dni bc we will never know how those work, but we block freely and we not responsible for curating your internet experience :3 if we break your dni, cry about it(/jk) its likely bc we didnt see it sowwy

🔗links to stuff:

18+: @blade-pet

proship/para alt: @kroship

pronouns(old)

ao3

tiktok

toyhou.se

🏷tags:

#kromazque - anything featuring our mascot, kro(the guy in our pfp)

#krobur - wife tag (selfshipping w/ postcanon c!wilbur. doubles a-okay 👍)

#ritterposting - boyf tag (selfshipping with ritter/"peter" from your boyfriend. non sharing /gen)

#nqh brain noises - random thoughts

#nqh art - art

#nqh irl - life stuff

#nqh plays - talking about videogames

#nqh asks - answered asks

#analog collective - anything to do with our system

♡ thank you ♡

scooplery

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

big--naturals

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

t00thpasteface

life going nowhere

dedpomer

sweeetlii

kitty talk

crabussy

shirt that says I HATE WHEN CHARACTERS WITH UNUSUAL BEHAVIOURS AND MANNERISMS DUE TO NEUROLOGICAL DIFFERENCES GET "CURED" AND BECOME "NORMAL" on the front and "bye" on the back

crabussy

the ONLY time I'm fine with this is when the character is STILL unusual after whatever event changed them, just in a different way. bonus points if they're upset about the change. EVEN THEN YOU (pointing my fingers around at no one) ARE ON THHHIIINNNNN ICE

crabussy

"but why do you hate this? isn't it a good end to a character's arc?" my actual physical neurological structure deviates from the norm in ways that CANNOT be "fixed" and I like it when characters are like me and can still have fulfilling story arcs and loving friends [:

crabussy

this includes characters who say things that don't make sense, have memory issues, behave irrationally, and more. I'm talking about characters who represent a wide range of neurological differences. not just autism or adhd!

xystia

Big fan of tomodachi life because I can have me, another me, the other me, the other me, the other me, the other mii, the other me, and myself

gillipop-plus

@funnier-as-a-system

otterjpg

[insert destiel breaking news meme here]

clowndraws

mimicry

lilaira

wonda-cat

How to Write Dialogue for (most) Dream SMP Characters

A few months ago, I remembered seeing a lot of posts giving advice on how to write dialogue for DSMP Characters. And while those posts contained numerous helpful pointers, overall, they fall just short of capturing what it means to write in a character’s Voice.

Unique character Voices, while tricky to get right, are usually achieved by giving each character a distinct set of words to say, in a manner that distinguishes them from the rest of the cast.

With this in mind, I’ve spent the past few days combing through almost Thirty Hours of VOD footage to collect nearly all of the unique words, phrases, and speaking habits of every major and minor character on the Dream SMP (involved in 2+ story arcs.)

Before Reading:

Sentence-Starters are single words or phrases which begin a sentence. (ie. “Y’know, maybe you should try something different.”)

Sentence Paddings are reoccurring words added to the middle of sentences. (ie. “It’s like he just can’t cry.”)

Sentence Endings are single words or phrases which end a sentence. (ie. “There’s no need to fight, I hope.”)

All three of these types can be combined with one another to create more natural-sounding sentences. For instance, if a character has the two Sentence-Starters “Okay” and “So,” they can be used like this; “Okay, so, I’m a bit worried.”

(Note: When certain traits or phrases aren’t obvious with how they should be applied to dialogue, an (ie.) will be added below to illustrate them.)

Wilbur

General Traits:

Repeats himself for emphasis. Sometimes these repetitions will add additional information. More often, this repetition is focused around a specific word with the circumstance of the sentence being changed each time.

ie. “I’m living in an eternal limbo again. I’ve been through limbo, I’m out of limbo, and socially, I’m still in this limbo.”

Highly eloquent in language, bordering on poetic.

Highly introspective; significantly less so after Eret’s betrayal and onward.

Occasionally makes literary analogies and references, sometimes breaking the Fourth Wall to do so.

Curses semi-frequently. Wilbur is the only known character to use the word “cunt,” although rare.

Common Go-To Swears - Fuck, Shit, Prick, Bastard, Hell, Ass (Including all variations and combinations.)

Tends to hum when he thinks to himself.

Stutters most often when offended, shocked, or surprised.

Generally addresses characters semi-formally, often by title or role.

Often slips into long-form monologues when self-reflecting.

Usually defaults to being the head of a conversation; introducing, managing, and elaborating on topics throughout, especially when speaking to three or more people.

Circumstantial Phrases:

You and I, we’re ━ (To connect positively with someone.)

ie. “You and I, we’re used to seeing the good in people.”

I wanna pick your brain / Can I pick your brain? (To ask about someone else.)

Don’t say that, I’ll cry (Affectionate banter, only to Tommy.)

I’m afraid ━ (When hopeless or delivering bad news.)

ie. “I’m afraid there’s no getting out of this now.”

There’s no reason to ━ / There’s no reason for ━ / There’s no need for ━ (When being threatened or breaking up a fight.)

ie. “There’s no need for violence, gentlemen.”

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