I'm the hero of this story.

24.

[teratomat]

[clintbartons]

these are going to be my new go to excuses

[nocontextsantaclaritadiet]

[princessrhcenyra]

SANTA CLARITA DIET ⇢ 1x04 | THE FARTING SEX TOURIST

Check out this view. I used to bring your mom up here when we were in high school. Carved our initials in that picnic bench. Back then it was all just open space. Man, things change.

[jamieleecvrtis]

Think about how bad things seemed for us yesterday. We were about to lose everything!

[nocontextsantaclaritadiet]

[themarshalstale]

We got called into the principal’s office today.

Why, what’d you do?

1×04: The Farting Sex Tourist

[thatisnotketchup]

[princessrhcenyra]

SANTA CLARITA DIET ⇢ 1x03 | WE CAN KILL PEOPLE

[idiotdotdotdot]

[princessrhcenyra]

SANTA CLARITA DIET ⇢ 1x02 | WE CAN’T KILL PEOPLE

Five grand. Cash. Five grand. Jesus! You got an expensive hobby, lover boy. What can we get for… another $400? And a Starbucks card.

[idiotdotdotdot]

[taraknowless]

How did it go with you guys?

[idiotdotdotdot]

[a-gifs]

Santa Clarita Diet | 2.08

[jennifersbod]

“That was an insane amount of vomit." 

Santa Clarita Diet (2017-2019)

[allsonargent]

favorite comedies that ended too soon ≡ Santa Clarita Diet (2017-2019)

“People can be sweet and dangerous. Example, us. Also, koala bears.”