LyleChristine.com

LYLECHRISTINE.COM

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Cartoony-a-Roony

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This is Pangeooky, it's how the world looked before different sections of the planet started hating each other (for no good reason); soon after the continents and countries decided to break off and swim to different parts of the ocean and throw bums at each other forever.

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JOKER

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Squish!

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That bastard Steve Albini has gone and died.

Steve Albini is dead. I spoke to Steve once. Phoned up his recording studio while drunk and asked his permission to play gigs including "Bad Houses" with a band me and my friend Mike Lennie were experimenting with. He got angry after my 3rd attempt and hung up. Love you Steve... thanks for everything. Here's a cover of Bad Houses from 1986's Atomizer which I recorded in 2011. https://youtu.be/nuuYesUa6_U

#stevealbini #bigblack #badhouses #atomizer

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New Videos - Ah Dinnae Ken

Hi, alright, YEAH! Couple of new videos up.

I have a hidden and (almost) forgotten covers album tucked away on my Bandcamp site (lylechristine.bandcamp.com) Ten cover songs recorded back in 2011. Or 2018. Or 2009, what difference does it make, nothing has changed since 1998. What happened in 2014 that was materially different than 2019? Nothing. Nothing new or exciting will ever ha...

ANYWAY Mr Lyle "sunshine" Christine, speaking of 1998, the first video is a collage for the Beastie Boys' "I Don't Know" taken from 1998's "Hello Nasty". Cool! And my new album is still underway. Springo has Sprungo, drink that sunshine baby and let's rock. www.lylechristine.com

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Thank you Spotify! Streams, listeners, hours - and you paid me £0.004 for the whole year! Well, maybe my music won't pay for a mansion and country estate. I can live with that. Mansions are impossible to heat and the council tax is insanely high for such properties. 😊

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I call this one: 'Burt Salmon and the Bert Scrumpton Scribs'

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Careful, now.

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