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Cheer squad

Posted by: Tubi Doobie

Timeline:  Sunday September 11, 2022

Description:   My brother, Nooby, has been a real Doobie Downer lately. There's nothing he loves more than a good tavern brawl, but he can't know that I've set this up. Please come put on a WWE style match at a bar for us but he CAN'T know it was set up ahead of time or that you are going to let him in.

Compensation: 5 gold+ drinks

Requirements:  be believable fighters preferably with trash talking entourage

Additional Info:  Bar name on request

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Test Subjects Needed

Posted by: Hemlock Bakery

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  Imps broke into our bakery overnight and took the labels off our potion cookies! We need test subjects to identify which cookies have which effect.

Compensation: 5 GP

Requirements:  Regretfully we cannot offer insurance, and you will undertake this NON LETHAL contract at your own risk

Additional Info:  Imps are no longer a problem

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GO BANANAS

Posted by: Mr. Garth Rilla 

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  I have recently had a shipment of high quality tropical fruit go astray. It was supposed to arrive at the bus station downtown but never got there. Pls investigate **BONUS per kilo recovered**

Compensation: 10 gold flat fee + bonuses

Requirements:  Own transportation

Additional Info:  

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1 star rating

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MISSING CAT

Posted by: Pill Schmeduto

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:   green eyed tabby missing from 400 block of Hastings st. More details by PM only

Compensation: 5 gold

Requirements:  more details available

Additional Info:  cat's name is Walnut Capital

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5 star rating

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Something is living in my wall

Posted by: Gloria Benedum

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  I here it banging at all times of night - strong fish smell 

Compensation: peace andquiet

Requirements:  good attitude

Additional Info:  My nameis Gloria again

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5 star rating

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Sewer blockage

Posted by: City of Pittsburg

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  We have reason to believe that supernatural misdeeds are RUINING our famously well-functioning sewer system

Compensation: 5 gold + whatever you find

Requirements:  

Additional Info:  High likelihood of getting wet, appropriate PPE is encouraged but not provided

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3 star rating

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Missing scroll

Posted by: University of Pittsburg Weaponry/Armament Lab

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  security foottage shows 3 goblins breaking into high-security department and absconding with possibly dangerous scroll.  Use caution when approaching suspects. 

Compensation: 10 gold

Requirements:  HRNGN rating of 4+ only

Additional Info:

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Poultry control

Posted by: Art Jenkins

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  My chickens are being weird

Compensation: Meat

Requirements:  Must have prior experience with foul fowl

Additional Info:  bring closed toed shoes

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WANTED: mysterious humanoid graffiti artist

Posted by: City of Pittsburg

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  Suspect has been defacing government buildings with poorly-drawn anatomical diagrams

Compensation: 10 silver

Requirements:  

Additional Info:  dead or alive

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looking for INTREPID and Discerning people

Posted by: Diana Perry

Timeline:  FULL MOON Sat sept 10

Description:  SEARCHING for key potion ingredients found probably in allegheny cemetery - best if picked at midnight of full moon 

Compensation: pay by ingredient weight

Requirements:  Own transport, knowledge of plnts prefered

Additional Info:  

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Babysitter for 2 rambunctious young ladies

Posted by: Pearl Bunion

Timeline:  Friday Sept 9th 5-11pm

Description:  Our two wonderful granddaughters will be in town this weekend they're wonderful but a bit of a handful sometimes 4+ sitters recommended

Compensation: 2 gold per sitter

Requirements:  Make sure they have everything they need and 

Additional Info: 

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Bodyguard needed

Posted by: Gator Allegheny

Timeline:  Friday Sept 9th, 2022 5-11pm

Description:  I am attending an event on land, need bodyguards who can comfortably protect me from non-aquatic attacks lol

Compensation: 100 silver

Requirements:  provide own weapons

Additional Info:  Must sign liability waiver

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Something is living in my wall

Posted by: Gloria Benedum

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  I here it banging at all times of night - strong fish smell 

Compensation: peace andquiet

Requirements:  good attitude

Additional Info:  My nameis Gloria again

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Sewer blockage

Posted by: City of Pittsburg

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  We have reason to believe that supernatural misdeeds are RUINING our famously well-functioning sewer system

Compensation: 5 gold + whatever you find

Requirements:  

Additional Info:  High likelihood of getting wet, appropriate PPE is encouraged but not provided

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MISSING CAT

Posted by: Pill Schmeduto

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:   green eyed tabby missing from 400 block of Hastings st. More details by PM only

Compensation: 5 gold

Requirements:  more details available

Additional Info:  cat's name is Walnut Capital

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GO BANANAS

Posted by: Mr. Garth Rilla 

Timeline:  ASAP

Description:  I have recently had a shipment of high quality tropical fruit go astray. It was supposed to arrive at the bus station downtown but never got there. Pls investigate **BONUS per kilo recovered**

Compensation: 10 gold flat fee + bonuses

Requirements:  Own transportation

Additional Info: