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They should kiss…NOW!!!

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You guys see it right right right guys right

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They should kiss…NOW!!!

[cheetochild989]

so I had a dream last night/this morning about James from pokemon

but it's not… what I thought would happen

POV character of nonspecific name or origin runs past team rocket, who are in disguise. goes "HI JESSIE HI JAMES" as they go

and team rocket just pause and look at each other like "how did they know"

pretty sure team rocket was after said pov MC, so obviously they head off in pursuit

whatever pokemon james has with him, he uses some kind of psychic move to read MC's mind, and realizes that MC has seen all of the pokemon anime and therefore knows all their disguise tricks

AND HIS RESPONSE TO THIS REVELATION IS TO IMMEDIATELY TRY AND KILL THEM

LIKE I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN HE LITERALLY GOES "We're going to have to kill this child" and the other two are just "WHAT"

eventually the police get there and the kid is like "THIS GUY TRIED TO FREAKING KILL ME"

and it's implied he's supposed to either agree with or refute said claim

but james is just dead silent and unremorseful and the kid just says in this low disgusted tone

"You know what you did. be a freaking man and admit it" AND HE DOESN'T

[gifs-of-team-rocket]

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At this point he knows transform

[yamujiburo]

NurseAU!!

I’m addicted to making AUs and not doing anything with them!

Keep reading

[yamujiburo]

hello everyone from tiktok this is the post you’re looking for

[pokemonshelterstories]

baby meowth named dryer lint up for adoption

[laserwalnut]

The verdict is in. MORE SWINES

[laserwalnut]

Great things happening on my instagram. Clycen protected by The Swines. It's also cute because mamoswine is ice/ground type. Brycen/Clay specialize IN ice types/ground types respectively. As a story commenter put it THAT'S THEIR BABY :)

[laserwalnut]

[laserwalnut]

The verdict is in. MORE SWINES

[pixelated-cat]

Can we talk abt how much meowth is forced to translate in Pokemon? Obviously everyone talks about him translating for magearna which makes sense obviously, it’s one of the newer and more emotional examples but there’s also deoxys and the tentacreul

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Heavy on the tentacreul especially since we see that it hurts other Pokemon to try and protect itself. If it wasn’t for him being comic relief he probably would’ve gotten hurt like horsea.

[pixelated-cat]

Can we talk abt how much meowth is forced to translate in Pokemon? Obviously everyone talks about him translating for magearna which makes sense obviously, it’s one of the newer and more emotional examples but there’s also deoxys and the tentacreul

[pixelated-cat]

I caught a random shiny furfrou yesterday while explaining the hierarchy of shiny aplha-shiny Pokemon-alpha pokemon- regular Pokemon to my mom😭

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His name is weird al and he a fatass (size class L)

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I caught a random shiny furfrou yesterday while explaining the hierarchy of shiny aplha-shiny Pokemon-alpha pokemon- regular Pokemon to my mom😭

[d-e-w-p]

Low key thinking about team rocket

They're in trouble. It's not just double or triple.oh no they are. In deep deeeep waters this time.

All their pokemon are koed. Jessie and James are barely if at all conscious. And meowth is the last one standing.

Hes not strong enough to get them out of here. Not strong by enough. As a Meowth.

Can you imagine meowth forcing himself to evolve to save Jessie amd James.

Potentially losing his ability to speak human in yhe process, let alone walk Like them.

He gives it up for his buddies, his pals, his Dumb and Dumber.

Because they're team rocket, and they'll stick togetjer no matter what!

(....right? They won't ditch meowth because he can't talk no more. Because he looks like any old Kantonian Persian out there. He's gotta believe that. They won't-

They wouldn't do that.right?)

[pixelated-cat]

WHY HAS NO ONE MADE THIS YET IM TWEAKING

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every time time someone reduces meowths backstory to "lmao the girl dumped him" a random wobbufett gets brutally ripped apart

[in-correctteamrocketquotes]

Meowth: welcome t' my very first vlog in which i'll be tryin' all of Jessie's and James' different hair products.

Meowth: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Meowth: well right off da bat i can tell ya that it is not very good.

Jessie: What the fuck

James: ????

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my favorite team rocket hc that I made up is meowth has a very narrow vocab since he mostly learned English from children's abcs books, and jessie and James tell him words have meanings they don't really have to embarrass him

Ash(jokingly):So your like the third wheel I guess?

Meowth: Nah, its more like trigonometry

Ash: ...What?

Meowth: Yeah trio plus monogamy, three people and two of them are dating? have you never herd someone say that before?

*Insert jessie and James laughing ln the background*