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[they-came-from-jersey]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[heyyoufriendthere]

This new fish species is called Snuffleupagus. You can probably guess why | CBC Radio

S. snuffleupagus, a newly described species of fish, is named after the beloved Sesame Street character, Mr. Snuffleupagus, to which it bear

SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Lawnmowers are a weapon of psychological torture imvented by HOAs and Golfers

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[pixelkip]

I NEED BACKROOMS MOVIE PHYSICAL RELEASE AND I NEED A SOUNDTRACK RELEASE I NEEDD ITTTT PLEASSSEEEEEEEE

[dsunearthed]

2007

[pixelkip]

If your boss starts micromanaging enough shit you should legally be allowed to kill them I think

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[lichpire]

This is the most important piece of 17776 fanart in the world.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails

[segamascott]

[pixelkip]

Why should i (or anyone else on this site) have to be the one(s) reporting ads for having autoplaying audio. Obviously they see that as a problem if it's got its own option when reporting something. I know tumblr staff are stupid assholes but do they seriously forget that they choose how the site works and can make it so that doesn't happen .

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[leafie-draws]

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[fruutbaag]

also, since i don't think many people are aware of this, you can also report ads for specifically having flashing lights!! report these as well!!!

[danielwaldorf]

it's so scary how many people seem normal but have a boyfriend/husband in the military... guys watch out they walk among us.

[danielwaldorf]

gay man at my work whose mexican father was deported. HAS HUSBAND IN THE US MILITARY. what the fuck is going awnnnn

[danielwaldorf]

i kid but fr it's So fucking scary to like exist in normal spaces and hear how people talk ab the us military. ig i got used to being in academia where we're all like on the same page re: american imperialism but out here in the real world people literally talk about enlisting in the army like it's working at quiznos or some shit. actually no they talk about it like it's a fucking vacation they're all excited about benefits and traveling and there's literally Zero political or moral discussion ever attached to it. like i just have to stand there and nod along while my coworker tells me that their boyfriend kills people for a living. and i can't say anything about that i just have to act like that's chill and normal. to kill people for money. cool.