Pixels & Parchment

2 nerds play video games and talk table top games

[verystupidrpgideas]

You’ve heard of Owl bear now get ready for...

[wizardhecker]

i made this for my players but i think other d&d games might appreciate it

[secondlina]

A Song of Wet and Dry Food.

[diceysituation]

A palette for my social anxious half siren bard/cleric Robin

[wolfynsong]

OPTIMIZING IS NOT BAD UNLESS IT IS TO THE POINT OF MAKING THE GAME UNFUN FOR OTHER PEOPLE (DM INCLUDED).

PLAYING MECHANICALLY POOR CHARACTERS WHO DISRUPT THE FLOW AND DON’T CONTRIBUTE TO THE PARTY/COMBAT BC THEY’RE YOUR “CHAOTIC USELESS GAY DUMPSTER FIRE” IS BAD.

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[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

Quick D&D Tips #1

If you feel like you can’t win an encounter, flip the table and sword fight your DM instead!

[susiephone]

when you roll high on stealth but get a 3 for investigation

[r00ib0s]

fantasy canons: elves are unable to grow facial hair or leg hair or any hair really, hair is banned

me: i'm sorry, what?

[wheredidyamileavemenow]

Gamer Seto Kaiba

[pixelsnparchment]

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[pixelsnparchment]

Aww its a little dragon! Maybe it will help you forget we haven't been posting. Sorry for that. We will be back to weekly content soon! Pixels&Parchment https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx-sPqHnckh/?igshid=1m669grgn15i8

[yunisverse]

yknow what i’m just going to give a quick bit of advice for any DnD or whatever tabletop players: if you’re trying to create a character and are stuck on their background, give them a job. Like a normal-ass job.

We have a witch in our party, but his greatest contribution to our campaign so far is that he’s also a fucking lawyer. The fact that in any given situation he can read the legality of our actions, the punishments for digression, the loopholes through it, it’s turned out to be absolutely vital to how we get through our dumbass shenanigans.

Our fighter, meanwhile, has a job as a professional dominatrix, and you’d be amazed how often it comes up? Her intimidation checks are through the roof she can just slam the butt of her spear against the floor and everyone shuts up and listens to her, it’s fantastic.

Like maybe this is an obvious thing to a lot of players, idk, but i have just been utterly charmed by how much you can get out of it–both in terms of utility and personality–if you have your character paying the bills not with dragon slaying, but with regular human professions.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

this horrifying monster is canonically just a weird dog and I love him

[thehomebrood]

Let it be known that despite saying like twenty times in the official printed publications of D&D that rules and such are up to interpretation and you can tailor the game, setting, and even rules to your exact specifications……. if anyone actually DOES that, some trog will crawl their way up out of the floorboards to make fun of it, compare it to something, or just generally shit on it lol 

Homebrewers, keep homebrewing anything you want. Change races, change rules, change whatever.