Dungeons and Decaf Coffee

D&D and other things I like || I don't even drink coffee, my blog is a lie || Asks and Submissions are open, thanks for visiting

[joycrispy]

Please watch this it’s incredible.

[campingparasite]

Clerics are the best classes. Me and my friends are going to be playing dnd and im just a bit excited :D. This is an npc for the one shot im planning. 

I got the idea from @dungeonsanddecafcoffee

[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

I'm honored

[kouichikimura]

Btw a bunch of CR youtubers decided to do something sweet for Valentines Day for the cast and the critters. Here my favorite!

I suggest going through there playlist if you haven’t yet.

DONT FORGET TO LOVE EACH OTHER

[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

Very bad Valentine's Day cards from yours truly, happy Valentine's Day

[dndaddyissues]

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Reposted because I forgot monks exist (sorry monks)

[artofjoohei]

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

[linootte]

My first CR animatic yay!

[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

More Dumb D&D items

Ask and ye shall receive

Sword of Crabs: A greatsword that automatically transforms your hands into crab claws whenever you pick it up. No this cannot be reversed.

Skin Care Oil: An all natural cream that heals any minor wound; Always makes you look extremely greasy though

Scarf of the New Yorker: A winter scarf that allows you to talk to pidgeons and only pidgeons

Wand of Uncomfortable: Casts an AOE effect that just makes the area sticky and humid

Cheap Communicator Crystal: Allows the caster to talk to anyone on the material plane but with really bad- wait, what? Could you repeat that? What?

Portable Spa Day: Whenever used, the caster feels immediately refreshed and cleaned; they are also immediately put into a bathrobe and stolen spa slippers

Tiny Man: An extremely small man who can fit into your pocket. Doesn't talk but will occasionally find buttons for you

Bee Tied to a Stick: There's no magic, it's just a bee. The seller won't tell you how they managed to do this.

Amulet of the Jock: Increases the users strength by making them super ripped! Only the upper body though, leg day's for DEWBS

[rivalwrites]

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D&D character archetypes explained by me

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[ashes-embers]

In love with these colours! They’ve gotta have sorta mermaid name right? And maybe silver/bronze numbers

[thelootwagonteam]

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

tag your nsfw (not something for wizards) I don’t want to see any platemail or axes okay I can’t use that

[cvberitual]

maybe you should train yourself to be a spellsword, sweaty ((: welcome to the real world

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

I can’t believe I’m being proficiency shamed on my own post

[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

For the D&D meme ask: number 16.

16: Do you play online or in person? Which do you prefer?

I play in person and I haven't ever played online, though I think it would be fun to try!

Sorry for the late response, holidays have

made me busy but thanks for the ask!

[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

Happy Holidays Everyone!

I've had this account for around a year now and I'd really like to thank all my followers for the support. The growth I've experienced in such a short amount is unimaginable and completely thanks to you guys! I could never thank you guys enough, but I can try by posting more shitty memes.

I hope everyone has an amazing holiday season this year and remember that you always have a friend in me

(I couldn't find any holiday themed d&d gifs so please, take this cat)