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Samhain...with a side of ranch, wrapped in bacon. Happy Halloween....stay thirsty, my friends.... https://www.instagram.com/p/B4T8lHeHhGWTl4aS3ptyAPseolRPbyw98Dj6y80/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Happy Birthday Baby Burrito!!! May your birthday wishes and dreams come true!!! 💋✨🎁🎉🎂♥️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4ckxQlqeV0pYMzB2B7yH_CCA2USe16pPwvT40/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Live your best life!!!! (at Fremont Street Zipline) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqyD3OLFlLC1cwn3ttSF-QSw_JQNPz8009UNBo0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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When you talk about Davey Wayne's, but all she hears is Dave & Buster's.... https://www.instagram.com/p/BqFu7opAQ77IGbSShug-OomQURYVBweoqCLvzo0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Ok, maybe just a little... https://www.instagram.com/p/BnU08grh70sZu8eFGfOr2ZHvD5ioqehISNEjhE0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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"Come with uncle," I said, "and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited!” – Alex Delarge, A Clockwork Orange . Mesmerized by the orchestral accompaniment seeing Jaws at The Hollywood Bowl with Baby Burrito.  The film’s a classic, natch….but the score is so simple, haunting and almost acts as a character in the film.  Tympani rolls….flute trills….pregnant pauses…piano bass notes….huge swaths of strings….diabolical brass….it’s all there.  #johnwilliamsworship #quintfanboy #theheadthetailthewholedamnthing #weregonnaneedabiggerboat #ddlg #sharkweek #hollywoodbowl #herestoswimmingwithbowleggedwomen #bruce4life (at Hollywood Bowl) https://www.instagram.com/p/BlgNRQHBP1iZ4xXq9ONF0B4epWsDYl9QJQS3Mk0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Renaissance Pleasure Faire in full effect for Time Traveler Weekend. A robust assortment of lords, ladies, pirates, goths, steam punks and faeries.  It was a pretty magical day, and my baby girl and I giggled to our hearts content at the archery and throwing star booths.where we proved to be natural born killers.  After indulging in our bloodsport, we indulged in meaty smokey delights…a veritable king’s feast. So stoked to bump into my Elixir Show pals…. Can I get a huzzah??? #renaissancepleasurefaire #ddlg #huzzah #turkeyleggastroslamdunk #throwingstars #archeryboothkingpins #bestdaddy #secretgiggles #perfumetentstankdown #wheresmyfuckingkilt #dunktankblues #corsetedboobieshelfing #glitterbeards (at Renaissance Pleasure Faire) https://www.instagram.com/p/BigZThjB_psLMB8psI4XS1j8HdJ_6r7rTXatcI0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Had an amazing time at @toilandtroubleburlesque at @thefederalnoho. Amazing show, cast, adaptation...don't miss their encore!! Bumped into Craig Robinson at the after party, and talked shit about soul and jazz music. Nevermind the redness in my eyes.... #toilandtroubleburlesque #poetorpirate #poerate #myfriendsarebadass #thefederalnoho #randyemata #keepitfunky #kirstenbirthdayshenanigans #redeyes #vandamysterefanclub (at The Federal NoHo) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh_9NUihxeb-d98SsJv_0aQOci4ISsImRc2XYw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh7Ju3zhh7dxho1xVfb5rLU1RZZ9JIw6bUnuhE0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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My first Holi, Festival of Colors.  Signifying good over evil, play and laughter, forget and forgive, and repairing broken relationships: Yes, please!  Positivity, inclusivity, DJs, and a lot of giggling colorful people.  Bonus points to the two little buggers who attacked me in tandem with yellow and green, repeatedly, on the dancefloor: Diti, the Goddess of Retribution shall find you….#holicow #literallytastingtherainbow #putyourhandsintheair #purpleboogers #nexttimeyoupromiseatenminutemeditationpleasemakeittenminutes #whobroughttheweed #love #frolic #colors #fertility #spring #inyourfacedaylightsavingstime #ddlg #laptime https://www.instagram.com/p/BgN2_wmjphKaQ3iHE06SVDQ64dcL0hXMt0DG9A0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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The answer may not lie in the bottom of a champagne bottle....but we should at least check. Be safe tonight, Lovers...and let's make some more magic together in 2018.  Stay thirsty my friends...Matty's got your back....#2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BdYwcUvhm_ZP7D74jv465KbbmpbzFY1icUJsfs0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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More birthday and holiday fun with my work crew #solecaucasian #creolefamily #openbar #donthatetheplayahatethegame #thefeatherboaplays #horrendoushiphopkaraoke #amazinghiphopkaraoke #ginandjuice #backupdancers #ilovemyjob #imrickjamesbeotch #teachingblackfolkheavymetal #hennessyisdelicious #toomanytacos #chocolatebirthdaycake #mybrothas #mysistas #superfreak #greensforthemoneyandgoldsforthehoney #dirtywhiteboy #dirtydirtywhiteboy https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc9jQp2nOznjSHhr0ACEu0B0QXoF5_VzHSYCco0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Weird scenes inside the gold mine.... Venice, circa 1995. https://www.instagram.com/p/BcK07R9HQjuXQDQrqo5_B7rlPyV1AHKVsNaCQw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Business in the front....party in the back.... #originalmullet #thebeardstillplays #ogsepiatone #perhapsafewpoundsleaner #intenseblueeyes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb_gYwEHsOkhisWeiXwtfxpJ42RDdaE51kEwkY0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Plus ce change....plus ce memes temps... #throwback #ringlets #themetalyears #daddywasarocker #madeyebrowgameremains #smirktastic #shitesweaterdecisions #fleeceprerogatives #thecarpetdoesntmatchthecurtains #forthoseabouttorockwesaluteyou #donthatemebecauseimbeautiful #naturalcurls #ginger4life #freckleconundrum https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb1J8_jno-BSHfJnqtIkMCQaiQYCZr3fb4emWA0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Vegas with my best girl. Happy birthday Mom! VIP tickets for Elton John, and outstanding laughs, deep talks, shit-talking, and family time. Thanks for making me be a better man, and a real man #vegasstrong #southsideirish #mymomrocksharderthanyourmom #birthdayvips #blackjackfiends #daydrinkingpoolside #realman #eltonjohn (at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace) https://www.instagram.com/p/BaqbDgTHH1oQTZKgSJPOyvmMG0K-ukv14SK_lw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Samhain...with a side of ranch, wrapped in bacon. Happy Halloween....stay thirsty, my friends.... https://www.instagram.com/p/B4T8lHeHhGWTl4aS3ptyAPseolRPbyw98Dj6y80/?utm_medium=tumblr