[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

bwaaaaa

-the tumpet

[sentient-tent]

[dilapislayted]

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[dingdongyouarewrong]

there is unfortunately no way to magically tell the difference between a Truly Pure Good Human Being and a Secret Evil Monster by watching their like, polygon videos or whatever. there is no unifying surface level aesthetic trait that will immediately and accurately flag a person who appears 'wholesome' as Actually Very Good For Real and Actually Very Bad and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you

[bastionkeeper]

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

[trochidae]

this is a space where you can go “bestie you’re not on my enrichment team” and then throw them out of the window of your life without hesitation

[gogeyama]

[numbuh424]

ryan "I believe in ghosts but please do not show up or I'll actually die" bergara and shane "I don't believe in ghosts but I want them to show themselves and kill me" madej

[tracing-rivers]

[depsidase]

[aye-444]

my favorite childhood memory is having energy

[wizardpotions]

Noooo don't seal my soul into a shiny purple gem to save the world from my evil you're so sexy haha

[skippyv20]

[detective-dr-curious]

I love everything about every single one of these

[cherubg1rl]

[wunipub]

[keremelcream]

i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours

[sliferslime-remade]

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain: