Riley

@Pixilizer on most things

[lowpawly]

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

[triangleguy]

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[mlarayoukai]

fuuuckkk huge touhou kick lately. I should listen to some remixes from 15 years ago

[mlarayoukai]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[chips1977]

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

[pjackk]

Real Name: Prototype jack

Street Name: P.jack

Birthplace: I was built in russiaa

Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness

Age: 7 years old

Blood Type: Gasoline

Height: 235 cm

Weight: 185 kg

Hair Color: Going bald

Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy

Occupation: Robot prototype

Marital Status: Single

Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog

Dislikes: Hate across the world

Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions

Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[spicyblogger2]

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[angelicguy]

step son saw my candy

[shiftythrifting]

you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?

[aflo]

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[irondive]

[squeakitties]

mobsters are either called shit like Slaughterhouse Frank or Timmy The Big Silly Wily

[karhs]

slaughterhouse frank is called that because his bbq ribs will blow your dick clean off and timmy the big silly willy is called that cause his dick managed to resist being blown off by th aforementioned ribs

[happy-hudson-deactivated2023083]

And they’re married

[karhs]

and they’re married

[ponyconfessions]

My little pony has made me n nicer person before this  i used to beat up fools for no reason

[loathsomespider]