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“ єνєяуσηє нєяє ѕαуѕ ι'м נυѕт α мιѕтαкє. ” ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ʀᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴠᴀɴᴇʟʟᴏᴘᴇ ᴠᴏɴ sᴄʜᴡᴇᴇᴛᴢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅɪsɴᴇʏ·s ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋ﹣ɪᴛ ʀᴀʟᴘʜ. reαd rυleѕ вeғore ιɴтerαcтιɴɢ ☆

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Thy princess hath returned.

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guess who's back, back again (trash is back)

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// my theme is now under a lot of construction!!! (dont look)

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HUGS U FOREVER ~FLOWER CROWN ANON

// cutie lemme hug u

[auntcassie-blog]

"Whoa, whoa," Cassie said defensively, taking a step away from the young girl. I wanted to see if you were alright is all, I was walking to a friends and saw that you were all by yourself… I figured I should check and see if you’re okay.”

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"Well, unless you've got some psychiatric magic in that big head of yours, I don't need your help." She was a grown-up; she couldn't possibly understand. Could she? She seemed nice enough, and Vanellope almost felt guilty for snapping at her. Almost.

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guys i have something to tell you

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im gay

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WOAH

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i know its shocking

sorry ladies

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my anaconda don’t,

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your anaconda damn should

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// yes I have a way too complex and thought-out modern AU that's not even the half of it I had to shorten it so much ha b y e

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 auntcassie

"What do you want?" the girl spat bitterly in the lady's direction. Approaching her when she was this upset was probably not the best move for the older woman to make; approaching her when she was in the situation she was now . . . that was on a whole other level.

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MISCELLANEOUS DISNEY QUOTE MEME

❛ Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them. ❜

❛ Do I have sparkling sapphire eyes that dazzle too? ❜

❛ The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability. ❜

❛ You are braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. ❜

❛ Who’s to say I won’t live forever? ❜

❛ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super-strength in my hand? Because I’m not going to lie. That would be stupendous. ❜

❛ Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can’t learn history in reverse! ❜

❛ We mustn’t lurk in doorways. It’s rude. ❜

❛ Well, some people use their imagination. ❜

❛ My little baby, out to destroy people! ❜

❛ Who disturbs my slumber? ❜

❛ Who are you and how did you find me? ❜

❛ I warned you never to come here! ❜

❛ Shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache. ❜

❛ Teenagers. They think they know everything. ❜

❛ Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us. ❜

❛ This? I’ve gotten out of worse scrapes than this. Can’t think of anything right now, but. ❜

❛ We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew. ❜

❛ Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it. ❜

❛ No, look harder. ❜

❛ What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? ❜

❛ You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us? ❜

❛ Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled. ❜

❛ Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day? ❜

❛ Didn’t your parents ever warn you about strangers? ❜

❛ Oh, he’s so handsome. Just like his reward posters. ❜

❛ It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law. ❜

❛ Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That’s a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it. ❜

❛ Merciful heavens! ❜

❛ Not to change the subject, but, um… ever chased chickens? ❜

❛ Just keep swimming. ❜

❛ Fish are friends, not food. ❜

❛ 'Cause we were like, “woaaaah!”, and I was like, “woaaaah.” and you were like, “woaaahh…” ❜

❛ And-and I look at you, and I… and I’m home. ❜

❛ But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves. ❜

❛ Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! ❜

❛ I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face… ❜

[auntcassie-blog]

75 Follower Promo Giveaway!

To see examples, please see this tag.

Since I now officially have 75 followers, I would like to offer to you all a custom promo, made my yours truly.

I will choose 3 winners via a random number generator.

Rules:

Reblog this post.

Follow my blog: auntcassie.

Don’t follow and then unfollow immidiately after to participate, that’s rude as heck.

Must be a role play blog.

This will end at midnight[CST] tomorrow.

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"#platonically probs #except for hTE OTP" IM LATE B UT WHATS THE OTP FLOWER CR OWN ANON WANTS 2 KNO BAB //EXCITEDLY THROWS FLOWER PETALS ~FLOWER CROWN ANON

// nOT AS LATE AS MEBUT I SHIP HER WITH SOMEONE WHO I RP WITH OKAyand ofmg flower crown anon is the cutest hug me p l s

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// if y'all have a human/modern or whatever verse hit me up I wanna rp that verse :)))

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"Yup, that’s me!" Helmet proclaimed, pointing to his chest with a thumb. "The one and only. So, what brings you to this neck of the woods?”

The boy hadn’t been doing anything special at the time, just taking a morning stroll when he and the President had crossed paths.

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“Well, certain people are being annoying at the moment, so I'm just taking a walk an' stuff. I used to come here a lot.” Vanellope stuffed her hands in her pockets solemnly. She didn't like talking about before, and decided not to elaborate on it. It was still awkward, even―especially―when people (annoyingly) referred to her as being far above them.

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// I'm back! So sorry I disappeared omg

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Sugar Rush? Oh.. No! This is a candy go-cart gameover by the Wack-a Mole

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I just remembered tomorrow is a holiday here in Canada for Thanksgiving

take that americans