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“I like people who have a sense of individuality. I love expression and anything awkward and imperfect, because that’s natural and that’s real.” — Marc Jacobs

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*pokes the 1975 with a stick* do something

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I reblog this every time

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GET READY FOR SUMMER WITH THESE TIPS!

Best secret beaches to go to

Sunscreen that makes you tan faster than tanning oil

25 of the cutest pairs of sunglasses

5 new ab workouts

What to pack for a beach trip

How to make quick cash

What beaches are the most insta-worthy

The best hours to go tanning

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Ten different responses to unwanted dick pics.

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Things French parents say to their kids

When we forget to turn off a light: C’est pas Versailles ici ! Hey, we’re not in Versailles !

When we stand between them and something they want to see: Et ton père, il est vitrier ? Is your father a glazier?

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When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain ! Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !

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What’s for dinner ? Des caillous. Pebbles.

When you lie too obviously : Et mon cul c’est du poulet. And my ass is made of chicken.

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When you are in a bad mood : Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable. Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer

When you are throwing a tantrum : Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins. Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.

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And the world wonders why we are so sassy.

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Hey, school's hard

I want to help

CHEMISTRY

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ALGEBRA

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