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one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

previouslysaltyfandombrat

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

artbytesslyn

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

loumandliker

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

illusionwaltz

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

batter666-deactivated20180822

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

thegaybeany

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

blinkingkills

7, but i’m an art student so

#i got a 2 i feel so special

dstroym

halorvic

Found this little guy in the dishwasher

dj-bsnow-deactivated20130913

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

girlwithseriousproblems

Not diagnosing a child doesn't mean they won't notice they're different. It just means that instead of thinking "I'm struggling because I have autism/adhd/anxiety/depression/schizophrenia", they will just conclude that they are struggling because they are stupid, weak, annoying, unlovable, etc.

radiofreeslowzone

master post

radiofreeslowzone

expanded universe

wonderfulfeline53-deactivated20

redvelvetcorridors

Here's a few more

okeymakeydude

Cursed emoji huh

visit-ba-sing-se

PSA: Toph never became a cop. She just told Aang “I am going to demolish a police station to cope” and some cabbage man overheard it wrong and told the ember island players and the rest is history

visit-ba-sing-se

This is the only version of Toph as cop that I accept (thank you @darthrrevan)

swugflowers-old-home

Toph: *walks into police station*

Some cop: excuse me, who the fuck are you?

Toph: your new captain!

Cop: really? Because…?

Toph: shut the fuck up, deputy.

Toph: we will start by burning down all the paperwork

Cop:

Toph: and releasing the prisoners

Cop:

enjoybugs

Lee with the good tea????

whitepeopletwitter

roboco-san

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

roboco-san

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa