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[beardedmrbean]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Well, that answers that regarding the elf stones, I guess.

[evilscientist3]

THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

[fagalnewbie]

learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.

[fagalnewbie]

hello teenager. in front of you is a 2 ton chevy trailerblazer. you can either start driving, putting yourself and those around you in immediate danger, along with causing you great anxiety, or you can spend your life aaking your friends and family to chauffeur you around town because you cant go butt fuck no where without a car. if you choose to drive, you will have to spend your life paying mandatory microtransactions for a mode of transport you hate. if you dont, you will have to ride the almost nonexistent public transport system and/or put yourself in grave danger by riding a bicycle down a 45 mph stroad. if you complain to anyone in your life about learning to drive a car, you get acid poured onto you. good luck.

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[fuckingshutup]

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[that-house]

imagine giving head for the first time and you feel your cutie mark coming in. and it’s teeth

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[maidslime]

My cat pulled the books off my bookshelf so he could sleep on the shelf???

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[melonymint753]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

every fucking day brother

[urie]

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

[my-little-world-of-sunlight]

Guess where my horse slept last night

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[mangue-manguezal]

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

[tekunoraizu]

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]