News From Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex!

News from your favorite place on Earth! Keep up to date with the newest information about the animatronics, attractions, personal, and more!

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Hey y’all sorry I disappeared I got therapy lmao

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Excuse me, but are the animatronic's eyes supposed to be that red? I've never seen it like that before.

It adds to the experience! Don't worry about it!

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Stop trauma dumping to the animatronics and please seek therapy. Thank you.

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Are you sure the daycare is a safe place to put little kids? Last I checked, the Daycare Attendant acts a bit... murdery... when the lights are off.

In fact, a lot of the other animatronics have been seeming a bit more aggressive lately...

Don't worry about! No children have been injured from the animatronics (yet).

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hi its me again currently hiding in the ballpit in case you were wondering. why is the daycare attendant’s evil alter ego kinda…

Please stop. We don't want to send the daycare attendant through a deep clean cycle again.

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Good news! Due to popular demand, all of our animatronics (except Freddy) has started their own Only Fans account. Even Map Bot got one!

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Why is there a giant sinkhole at Roxy Raceway? And why is there some poor amalgamation of different animatronics wandering around in the vents?

Thanks for the question!

Essentially, it is best not to worry about it. We have everything under control!

And after all, it is best not to ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, right?

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Even though our crib may be bussin', please remember that venting into our building at night is pretty sus! If you slide into our irl dms, we will no cap be hyper salty. It will not be very lit!

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We apologize. The employee who was in charged of the account has since been fired and we will be careful when hiring people in the future. Again, it is our deepest condolences to anyone who has read this post.

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how do you turn the lights back on in the daycare time sensitive question pls

Whatever has lead to the lights being turned off in the daycare is mostly likely your fault and subsequently not Fazbear Entertainment's liability. Next time, if there is a next time, perhaps it would be advised to follow the rules put forth by the daycare attendant.

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Even though our crib may be bussin', please remember that venting into our building at night is pretty sus! If you slide into our irl dms, we will no cap be hyper salty. It will not be very lit!

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Please keep your children with you! Any lost children will only be kept for 10 days before being euthanized.

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A teenager has broken into the pizzaplex and spray painted abs onto Monty. We kinda like him better that way!

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The lost and found bin will be emptied soon! Remember to stop by and check for any clothing items, toys, or children!

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Uh oh! One of the employees has been caught teaching Roxy about deez nuts jokes! He has since been removed from employment.

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The issue has not seemed to resolve itself, and Roxy has started making jokes during performance time! She will be temporarily decommissioned. We apologize for the inconvenience!

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Uh oh! One of the employees has been caught teaching Roxy about deez nuts jokes! He has since been removed from employment.

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The pizzaplex has had repeated issues of patrons attempting to have sex with the animatronic characters as of late. Friendly reminder that doing so will most likely result in accidently amputation, severe internal bleeding, and/or death due to the mechanisms by which the animatronics function.

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Whoopsie! Sun has been caught smuggling four bricks of cocaine into the daycare.