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You’re a treasure, Lucas. A national treasure. Can plants have sons? Was Steve able to spawn baby Steves? Ah, who cares? Let’s get a ficus.
Oh my god. Is it bad I thought of that one movie with Nicholas Cage? But thank you, you’re too sweet! I have no idea, honestly. We can pretend though. Let’s do it, mate. Can we put a hat on it? It’ll be a secret agent.
I mean it’d be an interesting show to watch but those poor people would be scared for life. I don’t think I’d be able to do it either but I’d produce it.
It would! Kinda like Survivor. Fun to watch, but definitely not something I’d actually do. Do you even have experience directing or producing, babe?
daddyirwinpls:
Well what happened to Steve? Did you find out?
Unfortunately I didn’t. I’m not sure if I should be concerned.
They should make a show where you have to cook for Ramsey while singing for Simon and if you survive the psychological abuse, you go on to the next round.
Singing for Simon and cooking for Ramsey at the same time? I’d die, probably. That sounds fuckin’ brutal. I would not survive the psychological abuse. Plus, I do not strive under pressure. The only thing I’m really good at is putting up decorations for Halloween a month early.
I don’t yell at people either, maybe we shouldn’t do this then? Or at least take time to figure out what we’re going to say before confronting?
Good idea, let’s do that. Let’s make a chart and come up with reasons why people might be guilty. Like their motive! We’ll be the best detectives ever.
gtglxuis:
I need a thousand hugs. Don’t know how I’ll ever get past this, honestly. And I’ll pass a box of tissues along the aisles. Dream team, you and I. Hey. Let’s get a new little plant, raise it as our own, and name it Steve the Second. Let the legend live on.
You got it, bud. It’s gonna be okay, we’ll get through this together. Perfect, we’ve got it covered. Indeed we are! Let’s do it, the new plant will be Steve’s son. This is a perfect idea.
You could check the obits see if anyone named Steve is on there?
Good idea! I’ll do that. What if there’s more than one Steve?
I can do this
Ahahaha, you win. You make the best silly faces, I think.
Or they thought you were steve ?
Yeah, sorry mate, but I’m dead. I’m a ghost.
Stop, you’re going to make me tear up. Save your poetry for the funeral, won’t you? What a shame. Kids these days, neglecting their plants in favor of their iWhatevers and memes.
Do you need a hug? It’s very hard to cope with he sad feelings when you lose a plant friend. Okay, will do. I’ll make everyone cry. I know right? Poor Steve. He never knew what it was like to feel loved by those darn kids who didn’t take care of him enough.
Wait.. what happened to Steve? I’d be very concerned about it..
I have no idea! I’m concerned too, honestly, even though I think I heard them talking about plants moments before. So Steve might be a plant. Who knows.
I’ll probably have to be the good cop since I’m terrible at yelling at people.It seems like you’ve got that covered though.
We have it all planned out then! In case you couldn’t tell, I didn’t make that up on the spot, I was quoting Bob’s Burgers ‘cause Iive for that show. Normally I can’t yell at people either, but I’ll pretend I’m someone else to fit into this bad cop persona.
We should, I’ll get a magnify glass and I’ll go around. Do you want to play good cop bad cop or just like.. Law and Order them?
That’s perfect! But who’s gonna be the good cop and who’s gonna be the bad cop? I can get right in their face and yell, “WAS IT YOU GAYLE?! HUH? CONFESS, YOU’RE GUILTY AS HELL!” and shake ‘em and everything.
I wouldn’t look too much into it kids in general are weird
That’s very true, but sometimes it’s fun to look into it and come up with all these weird possibilities for what they meant, but in the end we’ll never really know.
We should. Write up some eulogies, invite the whole town - in honor of the late, great Steve. Oh? Hey, plants are still living and important and deserve nice things. How d'you think he went? Watered too much? Not enough sun? Plucked from the ground before his time?
Perfect, let’s do it! ‘I knew you so little, you dead plant named Steve’ is perfect. That is very true. We’ll get a little casket and everything. Hm, maybe he was not watered enough. That’s probably it, it’s what happens with most plants usually when you forget to water them.
I step outside on the porch for like, five seconds, and the first thing I hear is a kid yelling “Steve is dead?!”. Should I be concerned?
I think you should be somewhat concerned, what happened to Steve?
That’s a very good question, but unfortunately I have no idea what happened to Steve. We should get out some pipes and detective caps and get to the bottom of this mystery.
“H-Have you seen my Mommy?”
I haven’t... Would you like some help looking for her?
