PJ da COP

After all, I am a father, which automatically makes me a scholar of knowledge.

[octoberalllover]

[reverie612]

If fear was a song

[dalmascandwarf]

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that girls still like guys proves that sexuality isn’t a choice

[kimmyungcanjunot]

This is truly the HOTTEST take on sexuality and I can’t get enough of it.

[valtsv]

“being into (genuinely harmless thing which annoys some people but isn’t actually hurting anyone) is kinda cringe lol”

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[jaidefinichon]

[mousenemy]

Oh

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[miilezero-remade-deactivated202]

me: fuck capitalism!! the world shouldn’t be run by businesses and i’m standing against them!!!!

nintendo: do you want some fuckiin?????? Poke mon???

me:

[pjdacop]

SРЕND А РАSSIОNАТЕ NIGНТ ОR ЕLSЕ FIND А LАDУ FОR INFRЕQUЕNТ МЕЕТINGS УОU WILL BЕ ТНЕ LIКЕLIНООD ОF НЕRЕ.

Oh shit did my tumblr get hacked? I guess it’s about time

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[orchidvioletindigo]

(via @scoobandshagtalk)

[theconcealedweapon]

[anarchist-art]

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[caden]

people on either side of any argument in all situations are wrong, if you have an opinion you are incorrect without exception, unless your opinion is correct in which case you’re right. Agree? Disagree? I couldn’t care less

[powerjock]

[lonahtem]

This is a throwback but honestly Alexisonfire is one of the greatest bands ever and if you don’t like them take that thing bac where it came from and so help me

[pjdacop]

Logs onto Tumblr once, immediate good post

[pjdacop]

It’s my birthday! I’m a sprightly 43!