in parkour hell for my sins

sideblog of @hbghq and @goldenapplefortune seavbo shipper primarily... but evbo has two hands :3 he/it/fae

[pkcivhq]

Suppose I should introduce myself here, huh...

Howdy, I'm Quill :) (I also go by Neo sometimes but that's rare... no, not the parkour jump, the name came before I knew about those lmfao)

I use he/it/fae pronouns and some others (like sun/star/voi) but mostly he/it!

Who do you ship? I main Seavbo but.... Evbo's got two hands :) Also mildly a fan of tragic old man yaoi (*cough* parkour villain x old man *cough*)

What will you post? I might post some art, some writing, some... screaming cause I'm a little obsessed with Seawatt right now... a little bit of everything! I'll tag accordingly :)

What tags? #quill writes pkciv will be my writing tag (will also tag subjects/topics in my writing) #quill draws pkciv will be my art tag #quill shrieks pkciv will be my general screeching tag Further (or sub-tags i guess) may include... #suggestive for mildly suggestive art #nsfw if i ever get the balls to post it... self-explanatory #concept for little drabbles, oneshots, or concept writing #fic for fanfic links or straight up fanfic

General tags will probably be the same as @hbghq's tags (my "main" blog): #quill rambles, #quill replies, #reblog for general stuff and #quill answers for askbox answers!

I may add onto this intro eventually, but if you've got any questions, just hit my askbox!

General DNI applies (triggering topics ahead)

If you're transphobic/homophobic/generally bigoted

Irl shippers/proshippers

Ship minors

Enjoy or interact with incest, noncon/dubcon (exception being implied consent (dubcon means it's unclear)

"Age up" people or characters

Joke about r*pe or sa

P*dos.

Sidenote, sort of: We are a traumagenic DID system. We don't believe in endo "systems". No discourse on this blog, please, and we'd prefer if endos didn't interact with us, but it's not like we can stop you.

[pkcivhq]

hey sorry we wanted to follow but arent sure about something in the dni? How far of a timespan after canon do you not want people to write fic for? Is two years after canon too much? four? Are fics that span the lifetime of a character post-canon an issue? How much must a character age before it's considered inappropriate to write a post-canon fic? thank you for answering, we're pretty sure we're just confused because we're autistic. We've never heard of there being an issue creating post-canon things after a certain amount of time has passed.

howdy, thanks for asking :D it's basically just like. "hey this character is a minor but i want to ship them with someone so i'm gonna pretend they're like twenty" or something. post-canon is totally fine, when i say "age up" it's more like pretending a character that is a minor is older for shipping or other gross purposes :b

i'm also autistic, i totally get the confusion lol

[pkcivhq]

i suppose i should finish working on The Confrontation

[strpw]

He doesn't even know where to get a water bucket

[masterapollo]

WAIT I KNOW YOU

what are your thoughts on gay marriage

Hey waiiiit a second... I know you too (hi :3)

Gay people should only be allowed to get married if they can do a three block vertical 360 /j (I'm all for gay marriage why wouldn't I be)

[lesjoshi-sunkist]

Alright I’m drafting the parkour gay wedding fic /hj

[pkcivhq]

the altar is in the middle of 2 3 block jumps /j

[ardbar]

we all joke about how EMF got beat and instantly became a socialist and this is great. but why is no one considering that his whole plan to overthrow the government was just because he wanted to talk to the cute blond that kicked his ass? i think it would be funny if he didn't actually care about saving PK civ but was just really gay and can you really blame him. if a 15/10 communist kicked your ass im sure youd have a radical shift in policies too

[pkcivhq]

the FUCK. where did you people come from

[seawattgaming]

Can you wear this shirt please? (it says hi, I'm parkour on it)

i'm not wearing Evbo's merch

[pkcivhq]

so which evbo blog got the "sorry i'm late, i was doing parkour" shirt

[2block-diagonal-jump]

this is the explanation. to me.

[mewsmeme]

Seavbo

[shoccoe]

So… I may or may not have written an entire Conlang based on a single joke in Minecraft Parkour Civilization 2. That would be ridiculous. Aha. Hahahaha. Ha.

*cough*

A Quick Guide to Writing in Parkour

Flourish List.

You add these in front of blocks to change their meaning. There’s a key at the bottom containing the Parkour alphabet which demonstrates how the space, 180°, 360°, and 720° Flourishes are used to refer to specific English-Letter analogs.

_ = Space

C = 180° Flourish = 5 spaces

O = 360° Flourish = 10 spaces

8 = 720° Flourish = 20 spaces

? = Reverse = Reverses input

^ = Vertical Jump = Raises Intensity

v = Drop = Lowers Intensity

Block List.

These are the building blocks (lmfao) of the language and are what would be counted as an “input” or “letter”. Also included are short legends under each block describing what each flourish does to each block!

(Note! _,C,O, and 8 cannot be applied to any block other than [ ] and H)

[ ] = Block = Grammatical Value

(?[ ] = Capitalized)

(^[ ] = Impassioned)

(v[ ] = Depressed)

H = Fence = Numerical Value

(?H = Negative)

(^H = Exponential)

(vH = Square Root)

u = Pot = Period

(?u = Comma)

(^u = Hyphen/Equality)

(vu = Parentheses)

I = Pane = Question

(?I = Exclamation)

(^I = Command)

(vI = Sarcasm)

% = Brewing Stand = Addition

(?% = Subtraction)

(^% = Multiplication)

(v% = Division)

Alphabet

a = [ ]

b = _[ ]

c = __[ ]

ch = ___[ ]

d = ____[ ]

e = C[ ]

f = _C[ ]

g = __C[ ]

h = ___C[ ]

i = ____C[ ]

j = O[ ]

l = _O[ ]

m = __O[ ]

n = ___O[ ]

o = ____O[ ]

p = OC[ ]

r = _OC[ ]

s = __OC[ ]

sh = ___OC[ ]

t = ____OC[ ]

th = 8[ ]

u = _8[ ]

v = __8[ ]

w = ___8[ ]

y = ____8[ ]

Numbers

0 = H

1 = _H

2 = __H

3 = ___H

4 = ____H

5 = CH

6 = _CH

7 = __CH

8 = ___CH

9 = ____CH

Now that you have all the tools, let’s put it all together~!

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?8[ ]____C[ ]__OC[ ] ____C[ ]__OC[ ] OC[ ][ ]_OC[ ]__[ ]____O[ ]_8[ ]_OC[ ]?I

____CHH% _HH ^u _HHH

?C[ ][ ]____OC[ ] 8[ ]C[ ] _OC[ ]____C[ ]___[ ]^I

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Big thanks to my friend PrismaticKoi for giving me the idea and helping me figure this all out! Working with her made this process super fun!!!

Enjoy Parkour-!!! I’ll be coding an English<—>Parkour translator at some point, so stick around to find that!!

All of you need to go watch Minecraft Parkour Civilization though. It’s seriously fantastic.

[eveninstqr]

[if you don't remember, i don't like you. so can you just focus on yourself and get this over with?]

hello hello hello hii back with parkciv but this time! it's seavbo! woo!!

haha i usually draw mavbo but i felt like giving into the doomed narrative </3

(also an excuse to make a seawatt design pff)

i went with a cute little half up ponytail and braids for the hair,, still working on the clothes design thou,, but im quite happy with the eyes aa

when i first watched parkciv and evbo said the line in the caption, i was like, woah there. but i mean, seawatt WAS focused on himself and wanted to destroy parkciv so haha

[for what it's worth i was telling the truth when i said i enjoyed working with you.]

[pkcivhq]

lied about what my next art piece was gonna be. oh well

[aphel1on]

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

[pkcivhq]

seawatt

[morkshark]

idk whatim doing anmyore

[finnsomee]

Seavbo sketches I did as warmups

[radiantaro]

Can someone let Evbo decide in peace?