ardbar

Asexual He/Him 20 current faves are: Witch Hat Atelier i enjoy experiencing the horrors™ I also sometimes write fics

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[ardbar]

It is kinda crazy that the sims has like multiple exhibistionism woohoo places

[ardbar]

I was watching a YouTube video of a fan made fnaf game and I litterally got fucking jumped scared by them opening a fuse box. I’m not built for this shit.

[ardbar]

TBH i don’t really fuck with how the pow mcyt community is coming at people who called out Owen for using generative AI. Like look the guy apologized so thats good but it doesn’t automatically excuse the fact that he had used it, like people are allowed to be angry about that especially in a space as creatively oriented as Minecraft.

[ardbar]

Autistic people in tiktok comment sections about like autism diagnosis questions/scenarios are some of the most insufferable people. Like I just saw a video about how they might ask you to come up with a story and will see if you basically just reiterate things from your special interests, and so many of the comments were like “ha I would just tell them no I’m not doing that!” Or “wow I can’t believe they are trying to trick me!” And I’m just sitting here like guys what the fuck do you think a diagnostic test is? Like if you aren’t going to engage with the test or are upset that they do it in more covert ways then just asking if your autistic then just don’t try and get diagnosed!

[pumpkinluu]

LAMB WAKE UUUUUUUP

[pumpkinluu]

Baaaaa

[ardbar]

I’ve seen freaky shit in my day but this might just be the most scandalous panel I’ve seen from something that is not explicitly porn. Like ORV I didn’t know you had this in you.

[ardbar]

What I literally can’t grasp about the mixtape situation is why do people even care. Like if you think it is shit or an industry plant literally just ignore it. People complaining about it every five seconds is just giving it more publicity.

[ardbar]

I wonder if it would be possible in the WHA universe to build a printing press type thing but for spell seals. Like imagine how dangerous it would be to be able to mass produce essentially perfect nearly completely finished spell circles.

[ardbar]

Having just finished A Parade of Horribles I’m standing by my crackpot ship that Prepotente and Carl are end game. Like not to spoil to much but literally how the hell do you explain the ending skit song???? Like “I’ve been waiting for this love my whole life,” “you can call me by my special name,” “I can hold you closely in the halls tonight,” and “side by side we will snuggle for all your life” are not lyrics you impromptu make up to sing about your “best friend.” I know the song is a parody but shut up let me have this!!!

[newvegascowboy]

carl and donut you will always be famous to me

(matching nipple rings not pictured)

[evilalienmush]

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

[kitstenk]

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[ardbar]

This is really unwoke of me but I hate how the queer community seemingly has no regard for how language and words are meant to work. Like works exist to convey information to other people and in order to do this properly words need to mean specific things. I feel as if the queer community is so afraid of being uninclusive that they never put strict definitions on terms. But like by doing that it only leads to confusion because no one knows with any degree of certainty what the fuck anything means since it all depends on an individual’s interpretation of the word.

And then if you say something wrong queer people will go “It’s 2026 your still on entry level test woke you didn’t know X can be Y and Z but also A and B wow do you really need someone to explain this to you.” It’s like not only is that not helpful but if you ask someone else they will give you a completely different definition. You’d think the solution to this problem I’m proposing would be to then just invent more words but that hasn’t worked cause somehow the queer community has a million different terms that all seemingly can mean a million different things.

I know this is a hot take but I’m genuinely pissed off about it like it makes my blood boil. I like things to make sense and have order but our community just throws all of that out the window.

[podcake]

which one of these evil (or at least morally dubious) companies/organizations would you rather work for?

the am | the bright sessions

global synergy amalgamated | good morning evildoers

kakos industries | kakos industries

the magnus institute | the magnus archives

barrow and locke mining and railroad | old gods of appalachia

overhead industries | red valley

aerolith dynamics | sayer

mammoth | two thousand and late

automnicon | we fix space junk

strexcorp synernists inc | welcome to night vale

goddard futuristics | wolf 359

other/something not mentioned here

Voting ended onFeb 7

reblog after voting for bigger sample size ♡

[ardbar]

Genuinely I think all those TikTok’s fear mongering about the Appalachian mountains is just people who don’t want people to come and develop the area.

Now I’m sure an aspect of it is like a genuine healthy cation for a forest and mountain with a lot of wild animals and random people in them but any of that magic haunted bullshit is just stupid.