The Silly Billies

An incorrect quote blog dedicated to the flight crew demons in KPDH!

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“Yes, Miss Hunter…..ix?”

Anywho, this user’s main is @mcchill-16 . Please keep all incorrect quote asks relating to the Dokkaebi flight crew onboard the HUNTRIX plane, but other characters such as the Saja Boys, Gwi-ma, and HUNTRIX themselves can be included! :]

User is a bodily adult system (over 18). Therefore, asks that are mildly suggestive in nature may be accepted but, for the comfort of others, asks and fanart submissions must not contain anything regarding the following:

-SA/SH/SI

-Pedophilia

-Heavy gore

As implied in the statement above, fanart is always welcome but not necessary! Go nuts, and have fun!

[mcchill-16]

*in a stern dad voice* “WHAT DO YOU THREE HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES???!”

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“Oopsie daisy?”

[mcchill-16]

The pilot, talking about Gwi-ma: “He gave me a pill, and it’s still stuck in my throat.”

One of Celine’s employees: “Two Venti coffees.”

Celine: “Thank you so much. And water for him.”

The pilot: “Or… coffee too.” *attempts to take one of the cups of coffee from Celine*

Celine, holding the cups close to her chest: “I need both.”

[mcchill-16]

The co-pilot: *sticks his hand into a toaster slot on accident*

The pilot: ???

The co-pilot: “I get confused sometimes.”

The pilot: “Me too. Don’t worry about it.”

[mcchill-16]

-The co-pilot is flying the jet solo when the radio crackles to life-

The pilot: “WHAT are you DOING?”

The co-pilot: “Nothing. We’re getting along terribly well together.”

The pilot: “You realize I can FEEL when you fly the jet under the speed limit.”

The co-pilot: *glances down at the instrument panel, nervous*

The co-pilot: “… I’m sure you can’t.”

The pilot: “I can. So push that throttle up!”

The co-pilot: “Alright! Alright!”

*attempts to get the jet to accelerate, but it refuses to work with him*

The co-pilot: “I’m awfully sorry. It doesn’t seem to want to.”

-The jet’s instrument panel slides out a container of candy for the co-pilot-

The co-pilot: “Ah.” *pops one in his mouth*

The pilot: “Was that a travel sweet?”

The co-pilot: “… No…”

-Passes by another jet which he honks at in a friendly manner-

The pilot: “My jet does NOT make that noise. What are you doing to it?!”

The co-pilot: “Nothing!”

The pilot: “… You’ve done something to the jet, haven’t you? I can feel it!”

The co-pilot: “I really don’t know what you mean.”

The pilot: “My jet is not golden. It has never been golden. It is not going to start being golden now! Change it back!”

The co-pilot: “But it’s prettyyyyyyy!” :((

[mcchill-16]

Celine: “How… how long do (Dokkaebi) live?”

The pilot: “Average is 689 years.”

Celine: “(HUMAN) years?”

The pilot: “Yes! We stick to (human years). You are bad at math, so always (human years).”

Celine: “How long have you been alive?”

The pilot: “(375) years.” *pauses* “Yes. (Human) years.”

Celine: “Holy cow…!”

The pilot: “… How long do humans live?” :((

[mcchill-16]

“Shit! I missed my flight!”

“Oh, yeah. I don’t have a trip booked anytime soon…”

*peacefully falls back asleep*

*sitting up in bed, and throwing the bedsheets aside* “I’M THE PILOT!!!!!!”

Based off this ⬇️

[mcchill-16]

Some random person: “Hey. So just to let you know… your kid is crawling on the CEILING.”

*looks up to the ceiling to see Rumi waving at him*

“Oh! That’s completely normal. She gets it from me.” <- isn’t related to Rumi by blood

The stranger: ?????!

[mcchill-16]

Turning stuff that’s been said at work into incorrect quotes. Part 1

To his co-pilot:

[mcchill-16]

Little Zoey, running out of the restroom stall: “Finished!”

The pilot: “Zoey! You gotta flush. Come on…”

Little Rumi: “Am I just being yourself?”

The pilot, helping Mira with washing her hands: “Look. It’s just (demons) singing songs, mate. Don’t think to hard about it.”

*roar of the hand dryer*

*all three turn their heads to see Zoey standing underneath the hand dryer, wiggling around and giggling*

The pilot: “Oh, Zoey…”

[mcchill-16]

Rumi: “Dad! I’m cold!”

Zoey: “Dad! I’m freezing!”

Mira: “Dad! I’m hungry!”

Rumi: “Dad! I’m starving!”

Zoey: “Dad!”

Mira: “Dad!”

Rumi: “Dad!”

Zoey: “Dad!”

The pilot: “Okay. Can everyone stop saying Dad?”

[mcchill-16]

*venting to the pilot* “What should I do?!”

“You should die- you should throw a F(beeeeep)ING beach party!”

Gwi-ma: “Why do you swear now?! Ugh. Forget it. I’m sending the Saja Boys.”

[mcchill-16]

The pilot, seeing Celine eating a bowl of ice cream: “Can I have some?”

Celine: “You can have ONE spoonful.”

The pilot: *summons a comically large spoon out of thin air*

Celine, in her head: “Holy shit. I am in love with a jokester…”

@dreamyolk

[mcchill-16]

*the private jet explodes*

The pilot to Rumi, voice fading away as he gets blown backwards by the explosion into a nearby lake: “YOU MISSED! How could you miss?! He (Gwi-ma) was three feet in front of you!”

[mcchill-16]

-The pilot is flying his jet when he feels a tiny hand smack him in the back of the head-

Kiho: “Hi, Dada!”

The pilot: “Oh hi, Kiho!”

…

The pilot, turning around: “Wait- KIHO??? How did you get in here?!”

Kiho: “Snug into your Carrie on!” (yes. I misspelled that intentionally)

The pilot: “Ooooooooooh your mother is SO going to kill me when we get home……..”

@dreamyolk

[mcchill-16]

-The pilot and Celine are fast asleep when their five year old son breaks into their room-

Kiho: “Dad! Dad! Come on, Dad! We gotta go! Wake up!”

*crawls into bed with them, and starts chewing on and tugging the pilot’s ear with his baby fangs*

Celine, half asleep: “Your son is awake.”

Kiho, in the background: “Dad. Dad. Daddy. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

The pilot, also half asleep: “Before sunrise, he’s YOUR son.”

Kiho: *headbutts the pilot* “You promised!”

[mcchill-16]

-The jet needs to be refueled, and the pilot is struggling with breaking the cap off the container-

The pilot: “… Lefty tighty, righty loosey.”

*it pops off*

The pilot, now smirking: “I mean…” *sniffs the substance inside*

The pilot: “OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!” *sprints in the opposite direction*

(He seems like he’d be the kind of guy to sniff a substance he’s not familiar with. Idiot /affectionate)