Plan B

[uchiigatana]

[piragon-deactivated20151215]

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

which boob is the clitoris

[isayoldbean]

how to do a sprinter crunch

step one

give up and let your soul flee from your body

[alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand-deac]

[sasaq]

[axelaqua]

he saw something

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE SAW IT ALL

[meladoodle]

my dad accidentally called me dad once

[nasai]

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

Moms are so fake when people come over

[acidocasualidad]

[myspiritedneighbortotoro]

How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas

[twitterscreencaps]

[saintberge-deactivated20160211]

[fassy]

film meme: (1/8) male performances Edward Norton in Primal Fear (1996) - “To tell you the truth, I’m glad you figured it, because I have been dying to tell you. I just didn’t know who you’d wanna hear it from, you know? Aaron or Roy, or Roy or Aaron. Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret. A sort of a client-attorney-privilege type of a secret, you know what I mean? It don’t matter who you hear it from. It’s the same story.”

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

“In Greek, nostalgia literally means the pain from an old wound. It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.”

Mad Men S01E13: ‘The Wheel’

[veryfunnymemes]

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[methhomework]

[sonypraystation]

hello, crimestoppers? yeah i just witnessed a fucking murder

[dogvines]

[missdildo-deactivated20160102]

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