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Mike Driver
Love Begins
Andulka
macklin celebrini has autism
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Noah Kahan
JVL
tannertan36
The Stonewall Inn
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@plant-gremlin
gays cant drive this gays cant drive that well im a Faggot & im the only bitch in this town who can go 5 feet without rear ending somebody or knocking out the power
they mowed down the stop sign at the bank drive thru. i dont even know how the hell you do that
so yesterday it was 63 degrees & today it is 30 & snowing. I can't keep up
need a boyfriend except he's not my boyfriend and is just some weird guy i drag around with me everywhere
btw *dies from lack of being kissed*, if you even care
Her vibrator is your teammate not your enemy
tumblr users complaining about tumblr
Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse
Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.
ursus investigatus
He would like his order to be taken sometime soon
food truck
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Baby Harry: Where do babies come from?
Remus: He's too young tell him the stork.
Sirius: Your mom fucked a stork.
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
SHE GOT A SKATEBOARD
Loki: The prosecution has made valid point, but have you considered this
Loki: [raises middle finger]
The Prosecutor:
Mobius:
Y/n:
Sylvie:
Bonus:
Mobius: Can I be frank with you guys?
Y/n: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Sylvie: Can I still be Sylvie?
Loki: Shh, let Frank speak.
Lokigator ate all the crayons
Bucky: it doesn’t makes sense that children can be British
Sam:
Bucky: I just think that’s scary
