[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[max-whathappen]

"Formula 1 is a prestigious sport surrounded by glamour": mate the 2026 grid consists of;

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

and they all have daddy issues

[haveyouseenmybwoah]

Y'ALL GOTTA READ THIS YO IM TAGGING PEOPLE KJHKFKJHDHFD THIS IS TOO FUNNY @cirrusskylarr @kimistopmoaningontheradio @taryikk @oscarpiastri2026 @sunken-bentley @theannoyingspeedster @alittlechaotics-blog @l1terallykat EDIT : why does my reblog have 254 likes people what did y'all find so funny 🤨🤨 Anyways because of so many people asking - here's my guess at the answer key :

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised -> Max Verstappen

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere -> Arvid Lindblad ( but coeliac could also be Charles )

you know when life is already hard and then a blond European cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those -> Liam Lawson's my guess

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera -> Lando Norris y'all

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm -> George ??? idk

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily -> that has gotta be Oscar I can't think of anyone more Good boy

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist -> Yuki Tsunoda 💀

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega -> Lance Stroll

Tuna Fish Junior -> Eh I'm guessing Jack Doohan ( dad is Mike Doohan sooo )

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude -> VALTTERI BOTTAS * imitates danny ric *

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian -> erm Ollie is that you ?

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage -> El Padre ( Fernando Alonso )

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um" -> I have no idea , help me out on this

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe -> My guy Esteban was done dirty I PROTEST

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG -> ehehe my beloved Alex Albon

the after photo in those hair loss ads -> best ever description of Carlos Sainz

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession -> this HAS to be Lewis

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference -> KIMI PACETONELLI 🙌

un perrito traumatizado -> Franco Colapinto

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude -> Nico Huuulkenberg

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate -> okay Gabriel Bortoleto I see you 🫵

an active track hazard -> should be Lance ryt ?

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[dailycatsblog]

[junglejim4322]

Haven’t seen the vampire lestat yet and I don’t need to because I know it’ll just be this

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[chilewithcarnage]

[sandstone72]

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

[depsidase]

[depsidase]