Chaotic Neutral

Shitpost central

[wildminti]

Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[thefigureinthecorner]

all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw

[only-cat-memes]

[coquettemouseevil]

[wilmvandrr]

smol jason grace art <3

[wilmvandrr]

forgot his SCARS omg who am I you don't draw a man's side profile and suddenly I don't know who he is omg

[raspberrysgod]

[cloudcreates]

Percabeth Medieval Au anyone?

[shmooseee]

Jaybin and Bruce in some parody of that one train movie

[softestaries]

imagine ur thalia grace. you wake up after being turned into a tree. ur brother is trying to resurrect kronos. poseidon's 13 yr old son is glaring at you like this is your fault. ur not sure why because as already mentioned you were a tree three days ago. he's inexplicably loyal to your little sister. he's apparently one of the most powerful demigods around. he's about to throw hands with you. u have quite literally just woken up. this is him.

[hugenthusiast]

Pjotv ships + incorrect quotes

[hugenthusiast]

Book!percy watching show!percy be two heads taller than annabeth while he was stuck in short king prison for four years

[raspberrysgod]

[aglionbyacademia]

Annabeth arriving at Camp Jupiter, finally finding Percy

[hyperfixations-and-hecticness]

As much as I make fun of Percy for being down bad from day one what I really love is that he truly thinks this is regular friend behaviour. He’s unleashing his inner wattpad mafia boss for Annabeth, has her picture on his mirror, promises he’d burn down Olympus for her, seems offended there’s ‘another’ boyfriend and thinks it is purely platonic. And the best part is Percy is such a loverboy in all meanings of the world that that genuinely is understandable because he is simultaneously going to the sea of monsters for Grover, having Grover’s picture on his mirror, telling Grover he looks beautiful in a wedding dress, embracing Grover like the husband he presumed missing at sea and being so soulmated to his best friend that they dream together.

[abreca]

something silly with them that final summer before percy went mia

the sandals are because of that pic of walker wearing those on set

[aglionbyacademia]

don’t understand leahbeth haters because I think it’s a lot easier to see Annabeth as a black woman than it is to see Percy as a blond guy