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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

shencomix

lasbiarez

First bingqiu drawing <3

Joke oomf stole from another oomf

pukicho

i hope you outlive elon musk

Don’t worry, I’ll likely be mere feet away from him when this becomes true.

leviluciel

☆ still insane over the bunny pic anyways amahiko birthday wallpaper ; please like if saving / no reposting! ♡

eggtempest

mizuki will see her gf's brother and ask "is anyone going to bother him" then not wait for an answer

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

moonkitty

welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

more from the notes

welcome friends and enemies

ladies, gentlemen, and others

scalliwags and roustebouts

all ya'lls

sworn nemeses and esteemed henchpersons

mommy bloggers and twitter dads

friends, family, and freeloaders

allies, enemies, and those I'm still deciding about

a warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the guards

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

first day at college chem lab and your TA opens with this

pupearlfeather

im back

menmysister

“Hey man please make something normal at craft night this time”

cottoncandylesbo

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE