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27. he/him/his. gay. hellenic pagan.

[irlpoetic]

so tired of being human I want to be a flower

[adamnagaitis]

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

[x-authorship-x]

[themooninthestars]

[aliasalias]

when i grow up i wanna be a dandelion

[baldursghaik]

actually I lied, this was the funniest part of that doctor's appointment

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[lgbtqiatext]

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[stemboards]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all stimboard 🌱

[heartpdf]

[marcolikestowatch]

Kinoko Shibari

[circusheart]

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[joytri]

thank you to trees and also rain

[titsay]