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Lots Of Legs AU Masterpost

Geez this took a while

Early Days

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Past Discovery Arc

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Celestial Metals Meeting

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#vsmp legundo #legundo #lots of legs au #bf! legs #tf legundo #vsmp #crimsonblr #tf! legs #the flight smp

*sighs* guess I make this cannon now.

In other words - Sausage figuring out what to call the Legs!

Sausage: Well of course you're gonna stay Legs to me, even if you have scrawny little ones.

Tf! Legs: I - I'm growing okay!

Sausage: And you're beautiful! And majestic! And glorious! So parcel elf isn't fitting, I think I'm gonna call you Potamoi!

V! Legs: Why that?

Tf! Legs: It's a Greek legend of water spirits...I think Sausage just wanted to give you a flirty name.

Sausage: Why, you jealous?

Tf! Legs: N-No -

V! Legs: No need to come up with one for me. Everyone just calls me Doc anyway...

Sausage: (Thinking long and hard.)

Sausage: Bat daddy.

Tf! Legs: What -

Bf! Legs: That's -

V! Legs: (Pinching his nose.) How on earth did you somehow come up with a worse name.

#vsmp legundo #legundo #lots of legs au #bf! legs #tf legundo #vsmp #crimsonblr #tf! legs #the flight smp #tf sausage

inkcoffinz

I greatly miss Renhardt Dogmourne

plasteredwalls

Following off the previous post...

Tf! Legs: Sausage it's okay...Well I mean it's a lot I also freaked out the first time I met them.

Sausage: So...So is he like past versions of yourself?

V! Legs: What makes you say that?

Sausage: Well your faces are pretty similar...and you said your name was also Legundo right?

(Tf! Legs and V! Legs looking between each other.)

V! Legs: Yeah no we look nothing alike and Legundo is a pretty common name right?

Sausage: ....No? Anyway man if that's what you're gonna look like when you get older I feel sorry for you.

V! Legs: Excuse me???

Bf! Legs: (Materialising.) We revealing ourselves now?

Sausage: Now this is a beautiful man! Legs if you grow up into this you're gonna have a lot of people falling at you're feet! Myself included!

Bf! Legs: Awww I'm flattered! But you're a bit young for me.

Tf! Legs: (Somehow the one getting flustered by this situation.)

armayes

after:

V! Legs: I can pull! I pulled Owen

Bf! Legs: no, darling, Owen pulled you. Right into hell

plasteredwalls

YES YOU GET IT

Wanna add

V! Legs: Yeah but I fucking pulled myself out of hell and pulled you along with me so there!

Bf! Legs: Doc don't use that analogy you're gonna make this coparenting situation a lot more awkward than it needs to be.

Tf Legs: (Watching silently.)

Sausage: (Silently mouthing.) KISS KISS KISS

#no idea if im gonna start actually shipping them #but it would be funny

tabletimed

the flightsmp fandiscord's professors are working hard!

hello my little mcyt slimes, i bequeath to you More mcyt fanoc content: this time with @redstonebug's little dragon.

Following off the previous post...

Tf! Legs: Sausage it's okay...Well I mean it's a lot I also freaked out the first time I met them.

Sausage: So...So is he like past versions of yourself?

V! Legs: What makes you say that?

Sausage: Well your faces are pretty similar...and you said your name was also Legundo right?

(Tf! Legs and V! Legs looking between each other.)

V! Legs: Yeah no we look nothing alike and Legundo is a pretty common name right?

Sausage: ....No? Anyway man if that's what you're gonna look like when you get older I feel sorry for you.

V! Legs: Excuse me???

Bf! Legs: (Materialising.) We revealing ourselves now?

Sausage: Now this is a beautiful man! Legs if you grow up into this you're gonna have a lot of people falling at you're feet! Myself included!

Bf! Legs: Awww I'm flattered! But you're a bit young for me.

Tf! Legs: (Somehow the one getting flustered by this situation.)

#vsmp legundo #legundo #lots of legs au #bf! legs #tf legundo #vsmp #crimsonblr #tf! legs #the flight smp #tf sausage

passi00ig

For being so paranoid they sure do care alot about others. I imagine her doing this to zam at an ungodly hour like 4am after some zoomies

purring does help healing i suppose

snifsnoof

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

Sausage: Ugh I hate Violet so much she isn't taking this seriously!

V! Legs: (In Tf! Legs head.) Geez,medical practitioners aren't miracle workers it takes time -

*Sees the conditions the students are left in*

V! Legs: (Materialises infront of Sausage.) YOU ARE SO RIGHT COME WITH ME WE ARE REFORMING THIS RIGHT NOW -

Sausage: (Being dragged away.) LEGS HELP A STRANGE GHOST IS KIDNAPPING ME.

Tf! Legs: (Frozen processing that V! Legs revealed himself.) ...What

#vsmp legundo #legundo #lots of legs au #bf! legs #tf legundo #vsmp #crimsonblr #tf! legs #tf sausage

I've been trying to think of ways I can continue the Lots Of Legs AU with recent lore and it's been a bit of a struggle because whatever happens next cancels out my current idea...before I realise this is an au and I can di whatever I want even if it doesn't abide by cannon. Because its like

Expectation:

V! Legs: The student body is sick?

Tf! Legs: We don't know what's happening -

V! Legs: (Doctor cap on.) Symptoms unusual maybe it's *insert overly scientific name*.

Reality

V! Legs: Alright what you're gonna do is find the nearest alleyway and get a shit ton of cocaine -

Bf! Legs: Doc I thought you rescinded that treatment?

V! Legs: For rider. For the rest of them? I'm sure it'll be fine.

It was in fact not fine

#vsmp legundo #legundo #lots of legs au #bf! legs #tf legundo #vsmp

kyri45

“Look Simon! Aren’t they neat?”

Quick fanart for @lairongy AU which lives rent free in my head

kahon-jorts

cc ambear literally has her head in her hands trying to get sausage to take care of himself (it's celestialmetals. self-sacrifice is like.... their whole thing. it's impossible, sorry.)