?!-Russel-!?

He/Him Basically Dirk Strider if you think abt it my archive of stupid shit Freaking Weirdo Erm. I like milk. Don’t forget your cling wrap! I HATE clex don’t bring that shit near me/gen Gay #weevil

[plasterz-boy]

Hi if you’re on my blog. Uh. Don’t be

I post bad things. I like nothing. I’m gay and I’m sad. I have a constant rotation of evil berries and dead wife flashback posts. I am mentally ill. I like homestuck. Don’t perceive me

Or do. I’m funny.

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[giftofgabber]

Turn your vile obsidian gem towards the city

[elliegoose]

we cannot keep letting comedians get away with the "polyamorous people are annoying/unhygenic/inconsiderate/creepy" bits they're literally just blatantly hateful

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[jingerpi]

having more adults in your life that you can talk with actually makes you safer and less likely to be groomed, hope this helps

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[kushblazer666]

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[sprklicious]

in memoriam

[scunthotter]

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

road head got me spasming, legs busting through the floor of the car like fred flintstone. ran outta gas and were still making it home. yabba dabba doo!