"...or 'Plas-Ad' for short..!"

main @fooligandan | I made this and im too far gone to just go back and pokepost on main anymore | decades long pokemon brainrot and glorified pokemon tag zone | if you're 'a proshipper' (pedo/incest enthusiast/fetishist etc) TERF and so on get bent and explode I don't like you lol

[corantus]

lesbian nidoking commission ☠️☣️✨

★ comm info ★

[motherfucker-unlimited]

This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.

"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.

[kissdemons]

see you're forgetting that it's entirely legal to challenge his dog to battle with your dog, who can be taught the power of an earthquake with a cd you bought from a kiosk at the mall

[mimihime]

Guzma

[jazzums]

you know the one

[calebwittebane]

[calebwittebane]

[thelilnan]

happy ten years, trans bugs!

[thelilnan]

Happy TDOV, trans bugs 🏳️‍⚧️

[adobe-outdesign]

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

[a-book-of-creatures]

it draws 2 cards

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

I’m OBSESSED with how GameFreak accidentally made the most autistic character ever with Red when they were just trying to make him represent as broad a player base of the original games as possible. He’s canonically semi-verbal, and the number of times he actually speaks can be counted on one hand. He’s absurdly skilled at one topic he has an interest in, being a prodigy outranking almost everyone at fourteen. He immediately ran away from what was essentially a public facing job relating to it and hid away from people completely for several years to the point his own mother had no clue how he was. He rarely emotes and only people close to him seem to understand how he’s feeling. He’s almost always depicted as fiddling with the brim of his hat compulsively. He is seen as cool and badass BECAUSE of these traits. Fucking excellent. I love it. Best character ever. GameFreak should bring him back in every game. 

[lithi]

Ughhhhhh

[dailyquests]

Escort a Dumbass through the Instant Death Lands (Mission will fail if target dies).

[t4timekeeper]

[calebwittebane]

somewhat baffling to see people hating on the gen10 starters. "they dont even feel like pokemon" thats how it is every single new gen and i do mean every single one. gen3 starters initially didnt seem like pokemon. but thats really a very temporary impression because you see them so out of context. i think the only time the "these new starters are ugly as fuuuuuyck" was true was gen8. scorbunny and sobble lines were horrid. and frankly quaxly and fuecoco were a bit ugly too but its okay because sprigatito carried cuteness-wise and also the final evos looked awesome. but gen10 starters literally look fine. theyre very cute. bit of a gen2 vibe to them honestly, just cute and not terribly detailed

whats especially funny to me is seeing people hating on gen10 starters by contrasting them with gen4 and gen5 starters. "this is what turtwig chimchar and piplup would look like if they were gen10 🙄" absolutely hilarious examples because like. gen4 and gen5 starters were absolutely despised when they came out. none of you folx are old enough to rember it seems. how much people hated that gen4 mons were so overdesigned and how much they hated everything about tepig. people were mad as FUCK about that little pig. like idk to think that ds era starters would now get their "starters used to look GOOD... now they look like SHIT" type spotlight

[ezdrools]

do not interrupt the grill master

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[penumbraphantasm]

happy birthday to my thing

[calebwittebane]

hi folks. though i had high hopes for this month, grief made it very hard to get through, to a point where survival alone took a lot of effort, and i have found myself unable to afford rent which is due in a few days. i still hope to be able to cover part of it myself, but as it stands now i'm 490 usd short with very little time left. i'm sorry for asking this favor, as i'm sure most people have pressing matters of their own and none of us are doing so hot financially, but if anyone's able to help me deal with this crisis, even a little, that would mean the world to me.

paypal.me/jupitervivi

ko-fi.com/mannimarcos

$0/490

i'm sorry for taking your time and big thanks in advance. have an extreme baby mode amity

[calebwittebane]

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[calebwittebane]

$120/490 thank you so much to everyone who's donated thus far!! ^_^

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$220/490 !!

[goldensunset]

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

[goldensunset]

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

[goldensunset]

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

[cylo]

Trying out designs for my n prints

[adobe-outdesign]

Really wasn't expecting anyone but myself to find the "Pokemon with common names" thing funny, so here's part 2 electric boogaloo ft. non-Kanto 'mons

And finally: Arceus, the god of all creation? Don't be silly, that's just a