Oh God Oh No

Warhammer and Extremely Gay About It 18+ and I’m bad at tagging you’ve been warned. Nico/26/He–Him/Icon by @angronius

[jaghatai-khock]

This vacation is kinda. Huh

[platinummice]

On standby to buy the plane ticket just lemme know

[jaghatai-khock]

Please eat a vegetable @platinummice

[platinummice]

Did you like. Schedule posts to remind me to eat vegetables.

[jaghatai-khock]

Yeah

[platinummice]

LMAO understandable honestly

[jaghatai-khock]

Please eat a vegetable @platinummice

[platinummice]

Did you like. Schedule posts to remind me to eat vegetables.

[platinummice]

Got out to my car earlier to go get feeders for all da spiders n cat litter n whatnot and there was a big cat turd on my car. Why my car in particular? Because there is a bird nest right above my assigned parking of course. The birds. That also turd on my car. But I am too gentle a soul to tell the building manager that there are birds turding on my car and have the nest destroyed. I could not do that. And so… I suppose this must be how I live. Forever.

[quietwingsinthesky]

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[bold-baddie]

[platinummice]

Idk if I’ve said this before but every time I scroll past one of those ads where like. Your finger barely grazes it and it opens the ad up I fuckin report that shit as broken. Every time. Get that thing out of my fuckin face.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[desmolbean404]

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[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[platinummice]

I have had,,, a six pack of mikes hard lemonade in da fridge for like,, four or five months,,,, and I am bored because my husband is not here,,, hmmmm

[jaghatai-khock]

Please eat a vegetable @platinummice

[platinummice]

I’m not allowed to eat vegetables they all got poop bacteria on the or somthin

[lilacstarshine6]

Assuming ur talking about cyclospora, u should be good so long as you dont eat prechopped fruits and vegetables. Obviously wash them before eating, and you might want to cook them, but vegetables are still encouraged.

[platinummice]

Shhhhh I don’t want to eat them

[4sa]

Been seeing a few people using this OC template but the original has no transparency, so I made a version that would hopefully be easier to use, source and original under the cut

By txtdariocs on Twitter

[jaghatai-khock]

Please eat a vegetable @platinummice

[platinummice]

I’m not allowed to eat vegetables they all got poop bacteria on the or somthin