Jaalbait

I mostly post about a certain sexy Angara. Video games and books are my thing too.

[mercurialvixen]

Jaal consults Liam about… erogenous zones

[platypotato]

Ryder: So, how is the most beautiful alien in Andromeda doing?

Jaal: *without looking up* I don't know, how are you doing?

Ryder: *voice cracking* Fine.

[buzzbugs]

Update 2: Now I am in Kadara and Jaal’s corpse is following me around what the helllllll

[platypotato]

ryder: how do i contact you if things go south?

reyes: *winks suggestively*

ryder: okay you're smooth, i get it, but that doesn't answer my question.

[shadowgale96]

Weird Human Things

Breastfeeding

Jaal: Human females seem more… Curvy than their male counterparts..

Ryder: Are you asking why we have breasts?

Jaal: …Perhaps.

Ryder: *Laughs* They’re for feeding babies.

Jaal: What?

Ryder: Our mammary glands produce milk for babies!

Jaal:…

Baby teeth

Jaal: Humans have multiple sets of teeth?

Ryder: Well, kind of. We’re born with no teeth, we grow a set of ‘baby’ teeth. Then in childhood all those teeth fall out and our permanent set grow in. It can be painful and bloody.

Jaal: That sounds terrifying. 

Static hair

Jaal: Ryder your hair is floating

Ryder: Oh, yeah that happens sometimes.

Jaal: *confused cat face*…What!?!

Blushing

Jaal: Ryder! Your colors are changing!

Ryder: It’s just hot Jaal. Humans turn red sometimes.

Jaal: So, this is normal?

Ryder: Kind of. Blushing can signify distress, but It’s usually no big deal.

Jaal: Distress? Are you not well? 

Ryder: I’m fine Jaal, it’s just hot here 

 *Sometime later after certain saucy scenes* 

Jaal: Ryder, Are you in distress?! Your colors! 

Ryder: *Laughs* No Jaal, I’m fine. 

Freckles

Jaal: Why do some humans have spots while others do not?

Ryder: Spots?…Oh, you mean Freckles.

Jaal: Freckles?

Ryder: Yeah, just genetics. Some human’s just have…spots. *Ryder smiles*

Talk and Walk

Jaal: Why is Liam pacing the ship?

Ryder: He’s on a call Jaal.

Jaal: ??????

Ryder: Oh, human’s like to lap their homes while on calls.

Talking to animals

Pyjak: *squeak*

Ryder: *Squeak!*

Jaal: What are you-

Ryder: Shhh! I’m talking to my child.

Jaal: ?!?!?!

Microwave

*Liam sprints desperately to the kitchen*

Jaal: What’s going on?

Ryder: *dead serious* He has to stop the microwave before it hits zero or it explodes.

Jaal: WHY WOULD HUMANS DESIGN SUCH A FAULTY DEVICE?!?!

Ryder: *Laughing*

Jaal: an…Idiom?

[mercurialvixen]

Jaal related banter in Aya

[misssleepypanda-deactivated2019]

let’s be honest, jaal probably gets tongue-tied too :U

[shalizeh7]

My new favourite couple :)

[platypotato]

Me: *takes a deep breath*

Me: I lo-

Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: Yes, you love Jaal, we know, you love Jaal so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Jaal, we KNOW, you love Jaal you fucking love Jaal ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE JAAL. WE GET IT.

[geeky-jez-deactivated20231025]

Current mood.

[spacequnari-deactivated20170712]

look at this friend shaped alien

[kiibster-deactivated20200821]

I think the thing I find most entertaining about Jaal is the fact that, whenever he does anything romantic with Ryder after introducing her to his family, he IMMEDIATELY tells Sahuna (because you get email correspondences from her after Jaal’s confession, and when you consumate your relationship with him) …

I can just picture him in the tech lab on the ship, frantically emailing his True Mother, “MOM, RYDER LET ME KISS HER. I AM ENCHANTED, I LOVE HER.”

He’s just. 2 cute. 2 precious. Such a sweet Mama’s boy. I love him. 💖💖💖

[laconixtm]

Cora: -talking-

Ryder: hello darkness my old friend

[mxvictorium-deactivated20210928]

So I was on H-047c, that destroyed planet with low gravity, and I kept making sick jumps over huge craters using boost. Both of my companions are having the time of their lives. (They were laughing, it was adorable.)

And then I drive towards a fucking HUGE fracture in the planet that, like, there is no way I could make this jump and Jaal just screams, “RYDER, NO!”

I just hit boost anyway like, “Ryder, yes.”

Shepards driving legacy lives on.

[madamedpomp]

"Ryder, No!"

A desperate quote from Jaal as I almost drove the Nomad into literal space.

[chococri]

You know he ded.

[platypotato]

Ryder: Fuck Off

Jaal Ama Darav, an intellectual: Fuck Over