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胸毛むなこ

#im here to do replies and twerk into ur heart #photo reblog

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mating season [introduction/open]

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Literally Shuu couldn’t handle the day already, his request of a certain amount of drugs didn’t come in. Then to make it worse, had he despised seeing his roommate every so so often. It was a crying shame which led the avian to just leave his office and give time to himself. What could he do to regain his irritated composure. His body wrapped around with his signature lab coat and his rather tacky sweater. What a trivial life he was to engage in, it almost made him miss the times where he would walk up and down St. PigeoNations and lay outside watching random students and writing things that benefited him. But there was something off in this school but he couldn’t make out what it was.

A sigh came from him as he shook his head, maybe it was the fact he hadn’t slept in awhile. His fears did bother him in those cold night, and he couldn’t do anything but lie away in bed with his eyes open. Those restless times always bothered him and casually ruffled his feathers. But what took him by surprise as he was ready to go back the original way he came was the sight of someone taking his hand and placing a chaste kiss upon it. Even that voice was so familiar and as eyes locked onto facial features, the brunette was appalled.

How quaint. The fantail that could only live twice.

But this moment, wasn’t a casual time for them. It was that season and seeing competition in his vision only bothered him more. Watching the avian bend halfway and with the pop of that ass with his hands on his knees, Shuu could tell. This would call for some real mating rituals. No Yuuya, you would not out do the Doctor today. He had to control himself, yes, that was all he had to do but allowing his true self to show was uncalled for. Damn this competition. Removing his coat from off his body and throwing it into the air, had the brunette began.

Hanging his hand down to the ground, Shuu paused, that bump against him was more than enough.

It was time. Outstretching his arms like wings, along with having them lowered slightly, had the avian began his own mating show. Yes. Watch him faculty, staff and student body. This was how you do it. Taking a step forward, had Shuu took a slow step, rather stiff in movement as he recalled a sort of walking. A crypt walk. Yes. Watch how fly he was, even though he couldn’t actually.. fly. This was the TRUE way of showing how to mate, but his actions caught up with speed as he ran forward, knocking some onlookers down in his show. “GIVE ME THE BOOTY SQUAWK. SHOW ME THE BOOTY SQUAWK.”

Yes. This is what he heard that attracted many people, he was only going by what he had heard or rather seen. That was his mating call. Sinbad is a bad influence. Turning around in his rampage was when he collided right into Yuuya, trying to knock him down.

“No.. Your nest is not wanted here.”

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God, why did he have to bump into this guy? Well, a part of him was glad. He could commence his surveillance of the the elusive hawk party executive, but that effervescing feeling that burned within knew that there was no way that he was going to take this blatant challenge. He was a seasoned heart conqueror and that was an advantage. Damn son, this fat bitch is going down.

Look at his bubble butt jiggling, what is he trying to prove? That rolling isn't his only mode of transportation but his blubber maintains the same elasticity as a rubber ball? Please. Yuuya didn't need this shit. It was awkward just witnessing it. As his azure irises perused the chukar in front of him, the agent could just feel his stomach churn and face drop as the spectacle continued to burn into his retinas. Blowing chunks will not aid him in his quest to climb this mountain.....the mountain of fine ass that surrounded him. How could this happen to Yuuya? He made his mistakes. The fantail even considered filming this event to post around the internet to cause Shuu great embarrassment but no...not now....not this time. This was war. The minute those words, full of spite, escaped that man's lips, the adolescent knew that the time for action was now.

Ripping off his shirt in a dramatic fashion, he began his campaign to win this battle. Shuffling over to the doctor who was having some sort of fit, Yuuya booty bumped him so hard that he should fall into next week before starting his counter-attack.

"Doctor, are you sure that you think you could keep up with me? You're getting on a bit you know?" He muttered into the ear of his fallen rival before walking towards a student nearby (who was foxy fresh at that) and shouting, "SALUT MON AMIE, HOLD MY LUNETTES. I'M TAKIN' HIM DOWN."

Inhaling deeply, he began.

He moved with ease as he mimicked the refined and graceful movements of Soulja Boy, Supermaning to the rhythmic beat that invaded his mind. Ah yes, he was certainly bringing it. If he was a present at a birthday party, he will be brought. Yuuya really threw down the gauntlet. If this didn't attract a mate, he didn't know what would. He would piss on this place to mark his territory if he could, but alas, this birdy was much more classy than a common mutt and continued to rock it.

This booty shaker and quaker was building up to his climax. Such a display made the surrounding crowd in awe as he bumped and ground against anything and anyone before tearing off his school pants, allowing nothing to the imagination. He was proud of body, chiselled from years of training.

Shuu didn't stand a chance.

#IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL #headsexshuual

Oh no you didn't Shuu

You can't out twerk me you fatty boom boom

all the girls are mine

i'll fuck u up

sassy z-formation click

#read: im doing replies now

Grinds against everyone

Let's do the no no

#i dont know how to be ic and i'm on so many painkillers rn #how horny is yuuya on a scale from 1 to jersey shore #we just don't know

mating season [introduction/open]

Yuuya didn’t have purpose any more.

Moving schools from St PigeoNation’s to here meant that his investigation was over. The Dove Party agent was now just an ordinary student and the thought of that made his stomach churn. For years, he had to hide in between the light and the shade but now….now….he was thrust back into normality. It was practically laughable. He had no motivation to continue with his studies for he was fully trained in something already. He was hardly in class back at his previous school either and intended to carry on the tradition of skipping to help out operatives back home in some way or another.

However, the first steps to take were to gain a reputation here, allowing him to move freely without many questions being raised. Due to his familiarity with the infirmary, he shall take up a position there again as well as attending similar classes to before. Building rapport with the student body and staff shouldn’t be too difficult either but it was merely a question of where to start. The fantail paced before the gates before that avian feeling washed over him as various bodies came into sight.

Approaching the first person that attracted him, he peered into their face intently before grinning.

“Salutations. Someone as beautiful as you does not deserve to be caged in a place like this,” he raised their hand to his lips before kissing it lightly, “Let us get out of here!”

Nesting season was upon us.

In an attempt to attract this potential mate, Yuuya dropped to the floor and began moving in a way that he researched on the internet that seemed to be some type of mating ritual. When in Rome!!

Twerking furiously, he bumped against the other whilst cooing, “Let’s make a nest!!”

#I REGRET NOTHING #sof open #love me #let me coo into ur ear

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First contact.

This was it. He was finally here. School! The place where his brand new adventure would unfold. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t nervous. He wasn’t used to being around so many… people! What little social interactions he learned he learned from spending time around his four friends. And in all honesty most of them were as socially awkward as he was.

Oh no. This was proving to be distressing. He might need a towel!

Calm down English, old chap! You can do this! It’s just like in Avatar. All you need to do is find a way to establish contact! After a moment of heavy wheezing in the middle of the crowd he sprang into action!

“WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO SEE THE GUN SHOW?!”

This wasn’t going well. And he might have shot a bird overhead. Oops. The dove descends with a pained look in his eye.

Goodnight, sweet prince. Sweet hatoful boyfriend…

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Yuuya spent the most of his morning building up a social network among the student body as well as perusing the local talent for friendship and possibly more (for all the single ladies Yuuya is a foxy fresh male looking for a woman who likes mystery and roast chicken to go walking, pellet shopping and nest building). There wasn't anything particularly out of place, and the avian actually found himself enjoying having a normal school life compared to the former establishment he was enrolled in. The life of a secret agent was nice, but somewhere along the line he lost his adolescence to the darker side of life, so this was a pleasant change.

Noticing a dark haired male looking distressed among the congregation of pupils, Yuuya took it upon himself to acquaint himself with the fellow for he looked like he was about to go into complete shock. Raising a hand to greet him, the fantail shot the other a wide smile.

"Saluta--", his azure eyes flinched upon hearing gun shots that haunted him before reading himself for action but nothing came. Nothing except a fellow bird cascading down to the ground with a soft thump. His pupils narrowed in shock before he turned back to the previously nervous teenager. Anger rising as he stared at his fallen comrade. He strived to save humans yet, they decided to do this?