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i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom
as well as the three laws of fandom:
Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship
NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.
I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.
“You look nice,” Ryland says, smiling a little shy, as if the compliment had just slipped out and he was supposed to be embarrassed about that.
“I uh,” You pause, swallowing thickly.
Holy fuck he looks good in a suit.
in which: You need a date to the wedding you foolishly agreed to attend, luckily your co-worker is a willing sacrifice. Extremely willing.
[warnings: eventual nsfw 18+, a bit of fluff, excessively drawn out flirting]
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Woe finds you on a Tuesday at the staffroom lunch table.
Picking apart the leftovers of a miserable thrown together attempt of fried rice that came to be after realising there were no better dinner options with the ingredients you had in the fridge two days ago and the determination to not get take out more than once a week that would surely fade come February. Alas, it is still January and all those new year resolutions are still sticking like cheap adhesive hooks that will eventually be weighed down enough to slip as time ticks on.
Eat take out once a week, maximum. Read one book a month, minimum. Sleep more. Stop turning down social invites
The last one is what leaves you particularly perturbed, as your lunch goes lukewarm and your thumb flicks about on the social media profile.
“I just… I can’t say no.” You lament. “It would be weird.”
“Weirder than going?” Margot asks, pulling her own container of lunch from the oven. It’s also leftovers, but slices of impeccably cooked roast with what looks to be red wine sauce and vegetables- no doubt made by her smokeshow of a house husband (he just works from home, she insists. You’re pretty sure the pair are sitting on a lofty investment profile because no man ‘works from home’ cooks roasts bi-weekly and buys his wife diamond earrings for her birthday).
“I don’t know. Maybe.” You manage, the next bite of fired rice tasting like loneliness packed into an over-salted flavour profile.
“What’s weird?” Ryland asks, sitting down in the chair across from you.
The staff room of E-Block is near abandoned. Of the ten-odd teachers with rooms in the little block of aging brick, most tended to eat in their classrooms. Save for you, Margot and Ryland. Occasionally there will be another visitor, but most days, it is just the three of you.
“Wedding.” Margot supplies, sitting down and shuffling her chair in with a sense of poise so rarely found in Middle-Schools. She’s older, somewhere in her early fifties, and still manages to approach the job with the same level of discipline as before ipads made their invasion into the classroom.
Ryland frowns. “You’re already married.”
He’s… well, Ryland's… actually you’re not sure how to put him into words, which is saying a lot considering the literature degree collecting mildew in the filing cabinet of your apartment.
He’s in the same boat as you in terms of finding yourselves with a teaching career. Studied something else first, got your passion and love for it soured by morons and went back to college for a second round, dishing out more cash for a masters in teaching that has you trying to tame fourteen year olds all day. Delightful, truly. Although, Ryland had certainly lasted a lot longer with that first degree than you had. A doctorate. He hates the kids knowing that though. A handful of them had called him ‘Doctor Grace’ last year, after digging about online and getting their grubby fingers on his linkedin profile.
‘Mr Grace’ as he is now known, is awkward. A little socially inept at times, but not enough to come across as anything other than endearing. Now is one such time, as he looks over the frames of his glasses at Margo, the stack of pop quizzes he’d brought to mark and keep himself occupied momentarily forgotten. His eyes darted from her face to the ring on her finger.
“Mm mm.” She hums, shaking her head as she chews, then levels her fork to point in your direction.
“You’re not getting married.” Ryland states when he turns to look at you, like it’s a scientific fact, one he’s so assured of.
“Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mr Grace.” You reply, still sort of wallowing at the photos on your phone.
His gaze flickers, a little less sure as the corner of his lips fall and, like he had with Margot, settles his eyes on your hands. Your lack of a ring. “You aren’t, are you?”
“No. My ex is, though.” You sigh, despondent. The reminder glares back at you from the overly-bright phone screen.
“Oh. That sucks.” He manages, clicking open a red pen to start circling and ticking the first sheet on his pile. “Happens to the best of us.”
The kettle rumbles away on the tiny kitchenette. You look at him for a long moment. The best of us. Like it’s happened to him. Ryland’s not one to discuss relationships beyond the occasional quip about quitting to be a house husband like Margot’s. He’s never mentioned past romances, you don’t think he’s been in a relationship in the three years since he started at Grover Cleveland Middle. It’s such a bizarre glimpse at his life, that he doesn't even seem to register what he's revealed, marking as he waits for the boiling water to cook another lunch of instant ramen.
You sit up a little straighter in your chair, weary of knocking your shoes against where his long legs sprawl under the small table. The staff room is meant for ten but is cramped even with the three of you, nothing more than a little kitchenette and big whiteboard in the corner. There’s a shelf against one wall, just far enough away from the doorframe that the door doesn't crash into it when pushed open. There’s a long window the length of the wall on the door’s other side, a good view of the eighth-grade outdoor lunch area. The other staff call it the fishbowl, it’s why they opt to eat in their classrooms, not keen on the kids' eyes on them when it is supposed to be one of the fleeting breaks during their day.
Thank god the door is closed- if the kids heard you whining about this, a wedding, they’d never let up. “I’m considering the pros and cons of skipping it.”
“You were invited?” He baulks, dropping his pen.
You try not to smile, focusing on your self pity instead of the three shoddy attempts Ryland takes to catch his pen from dropping out of his hand, rolling off the stack of paper then off the table. “I already said I’d go too.”
“Why?” Ryland sounds appalled, like that one time you’d caught him trying to explain that the five second rule is not an effective barrier against bacteria to a student.
“It’s complicated.” You say, biting at your cheek.
“Bullshit.” Margot aptly calls. Looking over with the same expression she used to call students on their bullshit. You're not a big fan of having it directed at you.
“We went out for maybe two months in college.” You sigh, setting your phone on the table face-down to stare at your lunch, contemplative. “He’s engaged to one of the girls from my sorority. We’re… friends.”
Margot watches. “With your ex or the sorority girl?”
“Sorority girl. Daisy.” That's the better option of the two at least. You think it is, not that there is much left to save you from the impending train wreck of discussing the relationship woes of your late teens and early twenties with the only two coworkers who care to eat lunch in a communal space. The company is nice, Ryalnd had said once, when you’d asked, gets me out of the classroom.
Margot screws her face up for a second, muttering it again under her breath as if the name offends her.
“You were in a sorority?" Ryland asks, face a little blank as he looks at you from across the table.
It makes you falter, the way his thoughts seem to be buffering like the school's slow wifi. “I… Yeah? That’s the interesting part?”
He shakes his head, looking down at his marking sheets and pushes his glasses up from where they’re slowly slipping down the bridge of his nose. “No, I just can’t picture it.”
You purse your lips, consider pulling up some photos from your sorority days, then remember the kind of outfits the lot of you wore and think better of it. “Well Daisy and I were roommates for a year and a half. She’s nice. Works in PR now.”
“But she’s marrying your ex?” Ryland asks, still kind of baffled.
You dismiss it with a lazy hand wave. “I mean, she asked before they went out and everything. I just think it’s a little weird. I don’t even know why I said I’d go. It’s going to be embarrassing.”
Margot tuts twice, done with her lovingly made lunch that symbolises how successful she has been in the department of marriage when you have all but failed so far. “Why is it embarrassing? Two months is nothing.”
“I was a little head over heels for this guy.” You admit, sheepish.
Ryland stands up, clears his throat as he turns away. “Yeah? How so?”
His back is to you, as he peels the lid off his cup ramen and wrestles with the flavour packet. You come to the conclusion it’s easier to confess this sort of stuff with only one set of eyes on you. “I was sort of convinced he was my soulmate. He was doing pre-law, witty too.”
“Hot?” Margot asks, always straightforward.
You feel a blush rise on your cheeks as you remember the early days of your sorority experience, flopped back on the bed as you made little love sick sighs at your ceiling. “God, his jawline. And his hair- it was so… ugh!”
The thud is dull when your forehead lands on the table, to the right of your now abandoned lunch. “I don’t even know why I said I’d go. It’s dumb.”
You hate how you sound- petulant like the kids you prod for not searching for better words in their assignments, moping like your world is ending over something so trivial. It’s not even the new years resolution that has you mulling this over so intently. You’d agreed to go months ago- six months ago- and said yes to the offered plus one, adamant to yourself that you’d have someone by then, a partner or something. Someone of importance.
Attending alone is going to be even worse than if you had just RSVP’d for yourself in the first place. It’s one thing to watch your college friend and ex-sort-of-boyfriend exchange vows alone, and a whole other monster to do it with a pointed empty seat beside you.
All of it tumbles out your lips in a hurried hurl of word vomit, followed by a few moments of silence that has you cautiously raising your head to peek over the wall of your forearms. Ryland is staring at you, cup noodles steaming in his hands where it hovers over the sink, like he’d been about to pour out the excess water. Margot is looking at you with a frown, the same one she wears when teaching senior mathematics and the children have drawn up an equation for her to solve with the foolish belief they could stump her for more than ten seconds.
And just as in class, Margot is not phased for more than a handful of moments. “Then find someone with a better jawline and better hair to go with you. You can borrow mine.”
You blink at her, mulling the words over before asking, “Are you trying to pimp your husband out to me?”
“Only for aesthetic reasons, of course. It’d be nice to have the house to myself for once. Not like you have better options.”
It would sting more if it wasn’t so true. There were very few options and with the wedding only two weeks away, that was certainly not enough time to squeeze in enough dates with someone to justify taking them to a damn wedding.
“I mean, how good is his jawline?” Ryland finally says, walking over with his little cutlery box, plastic chopsticks he washes and reuses almost everyday, to set his lunch down on the table and settle back in across from you. “Are we aiming high?”
There is no way to un-dig this hole, not now that they’ve both decided to put their two cents in. You concede with another sigh and reach for your phone, arms and chin still on the table as you fish about Instagram for a photo. It’s the one that had reminded you of this awful upcoming event, posted by Daisy. You all but toss your phone on the table between your coworkers, sinking a little lower into your folded arms, awaiting judgement.
The photos must be from a walk though of the venue, the pair of them posed together between some old marble arch where they were having the ceremony at. She was laughing, hand on his chest, showing off the ring on her finger while he looked at her, besotted. The caption made it worse. Only two weeks left till I get to marry my man on these very steps.
You like them both, you really do, but the thought of showing up by yourself, as the lonely friend who’d never found ‘it’, your own version of the love they were celebrating, well it was just nauseating.
Margot looks the photo over critically before humming in a sort of so-so tone. “You can do better.”
Ryland looks kind of at a loss. “This is your type?”
As if to emphasise the point, he lifts the phone up and turns it around to show you the image you were already being haunted by. “This is the hair that had you all…”
He doesn't find the words, just waves the hand with his chopsticks around in a messy motion, looks at you critically over the rims of his glasses.
“He slicks it back now. It used to be… I donno. Messy? Fluffy? Good to run my fingers though.” He scoffs a little to himself, dissatisfied maybe with your excuse.
The only forgiving factor is that the photo does highlight the sharp cut of his jaw, which even Ryland concedes to. “He does have a good jawline...”
Yours is better, you want to say. Immediate and impulsive, because it kind of is. Especially when the shadow of his stubble stretches a few extra days between shaves. Your ex is clean shaven- you used to think that was sexy, at least sexier than the patchy beards boys in college had back then. Now you’re kind of obsessed with the so-called ‘5-o’clock shadow’ Ryland sports on Fridays.
It’s not something you’re likely to tell him though, especially not when you glance at the clock and realise you have a duty across campus in three minutes. Saved by the bell maybe, either way you’re able to liberate your phone from the pair of them and their conspiratory whispers, bin the scraps of your lunch and haul ass out of there.
By the end of the school day, you have reached the conclusion that you will blame it on work. That some mandatory day of ‘professional development’ as it is called nowadays, has come up and you will just have to miss the wedding, truly you’re devastated about it all.
Then Ryland corners you in your classroom. The bell’s long gone, as are the students. He’s dressed like he’s on his way out, his green backpack tossed over one shoulder and bike helmet hanging by the strap in one hand. You’re halfway through explaining your plan and the wording you’re going to use in the tragic text message to Daisy when he cuts you off.
“I’ll go with you.”
He’s a little breathless with it, like he’d been saving up all his oxygen to get the words out, leaving him in one big rush as they topple though the doorway of your classroom and splatter onto the linoleum floor between you both.
“I know that I’m not Margot’s husband with a ‘better jawline and better hair’ but we can go and eat nice wedding food- If he’s a lawyer it’s gotta be fancy, right? And we can make fun of his stupid slicked back hair together and you don’t have to be alone or make an excuse and feel guilty about it.” Ryland’s big speech is as flawed as it is heartwarming
Because he does have a better jawline and better hair. And Margot looks between you both during lunch hours and staff meetings like you’re her personal romance drama, there to occupy her during the day.
But the wedding food will be good, your ex will shill out for the best and Daisy has always had a taste for the finer things in life. Ryland is the best company you can think of to have by your side and he knows you well enough to understand how guilty lying about something makes you feel, how it churns your gut.
“Yeah. Okay.” You smile, something warm and fuzzy in your chest.
His eyes don’t move, maybe widen a little before he speaks again, still a little breathless. “Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
It isn’t a hard thought to come around to, taking Ryland to a wedding. As a date is something that goes unsaid between the pair of you, not sure whether it could be classed as such for real, or if this is simply a favour between friends-slash-coworkers. It is certainly a date for show, to the many college friends you’re about to reunite with after a few years, for your Ex, Jack who’s obsessed with his wife, for Daisy who you’d told years ago to ‘go for it, he’s a nice guy’ working under the assumption that she’d only last a few months by his side too.
You’re not sure which answer you’d prefer, honestly; a date or a favour.
He texts you a lot- after school, on the weekend- asking about what he should wear, what you’re going to wear, how he should prepare for this sort of thing. It’s sweet, cute in a way that has little butterflies flapping around in your stomach.
“Okay, I’ll show you. Wait, hold on.” You placate, setting your phone down on the bed, screen up.
“It’s a lovely ceiling fan, but I doubt it fits the dress code.” Ryland drawls, and you can hear the smile there.
“Ha ha.” You reply, a little echo-y as you lean into your closet to pull the dress out.
He’s up in arms about what to wear, says he needs to know what you’re wearing too so he can match. The invite’s dress code called for formal attire in ‘dark colours’. On the facebook page she’d made for the event, Daisy had a full post going into more detail, about how she’d love any and all dark tones- forestry green, navy, even burgundy was fine. You had taken a firm stance against burgundy considering there’s some old wedding traditions that state wearing red indicated you’d slept with the groom. Which you had, but you were not about to advertise that.
So navy it was.
You’d sent Ryland a picture of the invite, where it was stuck to your fridge with letter magnets spelling out ‘woe’- it had felt fitting when you’d stuck it up there- and several screenshots of the lengthy dress-code post Daisy had made that went into excruciating detail. He wasn’t satisfied though.
Even your attempts to describe the dress you’d bought didn’t work well enough.
“I mean it! you expect me to know what any of those words apart from ‘floor length' means?” he bemoans from your phone speakers, face time call crackling. “I need all the data.”
“Oh listen to you, Mr. Science,” You drawl with a smile, pulling the dress out. It’s too long to hang from a door knob so you have to stretch up on your tip toes to hang the coat hook over the curtain rod of your bedroom window.
“I was thinking of changing my name. Very to the point, don’t you think?” He replies, still smiling as you collect your phone. His eyes are sparkling with something cheeky when you appear back in frame.
Ryland’s dressed down, in one of those dumb science t-shirts he wears on ‘Casual Fridays’ as it is called in staff meetings. This one’s dark blue and has the periodic table on it in worn down white transfer ink. You’ve seen it enough to know the punch line sprawled over his lower stomach even though it’s not in frame. I wear this shirt periodically. He finds an extra layer in humor that the shirt is factually correct as well, that he does in fact, wear the shirt in regular intervals as he’d explained to you during a free-period on one of those casual Fridays.
He’s at his kitchen bench, phone propped up against something, while he taps away at his laptop. You’ve not actually been to Ryland’s apartment before, but it sorta feels like you have, the cramped studio always on display in the back of video calls like this one.
It’s just one long rectangle. Kitchen by the front door, a bench, a gap that is probably intended for a kitchen table but he’s stuck a desk there instead, his bed that’s almost always unmade with a tv wall mounted across from it, and a balcony. Like this, you can see the expanse of it behind him. The stacks of paper piled up on his desk, the extra monitors and little trinkets gifted from students, the sage green sheets of his bed, peeled back on one side, sun shining in through his big glass balcony doors. Honesty, you kind of want to see the view from his apartment in person, he’s a little higher up than you are, in a better part of the city too.
Ryland’s not brushed his hair, it’s all spiked up in different directions and you wonder if the mug he’s been sipping from, periodically, is his morning cup even though it’s just past ten. He’s blinking slow behind his glasses, sitting a little too still for his brain to be fully functional yet.
“I’m sure the kids will love it. Harder to spell on their assessment sheets, though.” You can imagine it, the staff badge, the name on his board in fun bubble writing where it would stay untouched for a whole school term.
You flip the camera, showing him the dress he’s been complaining about not understanding for the last half hour over text before he gave up and called you.
It’s cute, how his head tilts and he leans towards his phone for a second before just picking it up and holding it close enough so his eyes and forehead are just about all that is in frame. “Is that velvet?”
“It’s fake satin. I think.”
“Fake satin?” He repeats, confused.
The dress was one you already owned, bought a year or so ago for another friend’s wedding that you had attended alone but not felt crappy about, even if it did seem like everyone your age was getting married nowadays. It’s got a fitted bodice, but there fabric is a little drapey, looks like it pools over the chest and down towards the fluid skirt. "Wasn't expensive enough to be real satin.”
“Okay, I know what you mean by delicate straps now.” That had been his main hang up, whining about, What do you mean delicate straps? Like they’re about to break?, swearing that the shit he was googling was just not helping the mental image considering there were about six different results for everything.
“Yeah, and here, the lace up back.” You say, stepping up to twist the dress away from where it sat flush against the curtains to show the corset style back, with thin cord lace just a little thinner than the straps.
“Isn’t that going to be a nightmare to put on?” He asks, squinting still.
“There’s a zip.” You say, dragging the little hidden zipper down, showing him how the dress fabric parts and slips open. “So it’s fairly easy to get on. The cords are about as tight as they should be anyway, it isn't hard to pull to fit.”
You fumble a little trying to get the zip back up but eventually just conceded to leave out like that until you put the dress away. When you glance down at your phone, Ryland has moved, no longer sitting down and if you had to guess, is now walking the length of his apartment instead. He looks a little distressed.
“Come on, you’ve got the easy part.” You try, a little concerned he’s about to say he shouldn’t go. “You just have to put on a suit.”
“I can’t just ‘put on a suit’.” He whines, flopping down onto his bed like the world is ending. “I’m supposed to be like, your big ‘fuck you’ to the girl who got with your ex. I’m supposed to look good with you. I don’t know if I have a suit nice enough for that dress.”
“Ryland. It’s not about saying ‘fuck you’ to Daisy, or pulling some revenge stunt. I just didn’t want to go alone like a loser when I said I was bringing someone.” You can’t really help the little breathy laugh that weaves its way though his name, because he sounds like you did four days ago acting like the world was about to end, face down on the lunch table. “You don’t have to come.”
“No, I’m coming. I just need to go through my wardrobe.” He’s cute, you decide, in a round-about sort of way. The determination to play this self elected role well, to perfect it and give it his all, like he does with everything else in his life. The whole situation was elevating your ‘aesthetic appreciation’ of Ryland that you’d been attempting to suppress, to a new sort of level.
You flop down on your own bed, roll over on your side and let him derail the conversation towards lesson planning, listen to him talk about the plans he has for the next weeks worth of classes, a couple of activities he’s got in the works. All while you consider the pros and cons of having him beside you instead.
Ryland was probably the teacher you got on best with at work, despite being from two very different teaching areas. When he’d first arrived, you’d assumed he would be a little pretentious, with his Phd and professional experience beyond the classroom. You weren't expecting him to be so awkward. The children took to him so quickly, and Ryland had told you time and time again that he doesn't understand why they think he’s cool.
Over the years you’ve found that he can be cocky, in certain bouts of confidence seemingly appearing via divine-intervention. A local bar had run trivia nights for some six odd months, and it had unleashed a beast within him.
On Monday afternoon he sent you a photo. A little black bag with a logo you’d googled, realising it was a menswear store before the second photo had come though. A tie, sleek navy like your dress, rolled up neatly with a matching pocket square beside it, both nestled in a box that screamed expensive. You’d sent back a random string of praise, imagining him lulling it over in the store. It was nearly five in the afternoon, he’d left work pretty much on the final bell. You wonder how long he spent comparing the seemingly endless ties the shop’s online store offered, considering what would match best to your dress.
It makes you a little giddy, to be honest, has you dreaming of a situation where you’d asked him to come to the wedding, or where you’d already been together long enough that it was simply a given when the invitation turned up in your mail box.
Neither of you mention it during school hours, not keen on the kids hearing whispers of you and Ryland doing anything outside work hours- students will take anything and run with it.
But he messages you about it constantly. Makes a plan; he’d come to your apartment and you would uber from there to the venue, it was a sunset ceremony and evening reception. He lived close enough that it was a brisk walk or quick bus trip. He pointedly mentions that he would not be cycling- ‘In a suit? God, never’- and makes sure you know that the uber would also drop you both back to your flat and he’d walk home or take another separate uber.
There’s talk about your ‘backstory’, which he takes as seriously as he does exam periods. You tell him it’s not super necessary, that saying you met at work is more than enough exposition for the gaggle of college friends you’d not seen in years. But he was never one to do things in halves.
“We obviously would have met at school.” He says, like it’s a given. Ryland is laid out on the reading rug at the back of your classroom, staring at the ceiling. And the fake clouds that are actually just a hobby-fill glue gunned to paper and taped to the ceiling, he’d turned the fairy lights that are threaded though them on before he’d decided the floor was his resting place. “Maybe trivia is where it happened. We liked trivia.”
“We did like trivia.” You agree, pointedly.
It’s almost impossible to not just sit there and watch him, the student folders that you’re sorting worksheets into acting as a very inefficient distraction.
He’s got a button down on, some pale blue that looks nice under his grey wool blazer. The pale wash jeans and white converse are a bit more casual, but he wears the combination well. Too well. Laid out like this, with one knee up, he looks far too attractive for you to swallow. Glasses pulled down to hang off his jaw, sitting there catching the afternoon light as it came through the windows, casting rainbow refractions onto the back wall.
“Maybe trivia was a date. What would you have done?”
“If you’d asked me to trivia as a date?” You glance up. He’s already looking at you, head tipped to the side, something soft, tentative there in his eyes.
“Yeah.” You can see the way his throat bobs when he swallows, how his chest rises with each breath.
Ryland sounds… nervous, in a way that does remind you of the first trivia night you’d gone to. He’d been dressed similarly there, you remember thinking he looked nice, polished up a little more than he did in the school day with dress shoes and what smelt like cologne. Handsome where he waited by the entrance, backlit by the bar’s warm lighting. He’d been a little twitchy for the first hour or so, but settled into himself by round two.
With the way he’s looking at you, now as he plans out the false scenario that’s beginning to sound a lot more like a confession, you’re starting to get the idea that trivia could have been a date. If either of you had put it into words.
“Enjoyed it, probably.”
“Really?” He looks shy, a bit of a flush working its way up his cheeks.
You smile at him, thinking about how nice it would have been to kiss him in that bar with a sweet cocktail on your lips, dizzy from his flattery about your trivia skills. You hum, nodding a little as you look at the folders and sheets spread out over your desk, feeling a flush rise to your own cheeks.
He knocks when you’re halfway through lacing up the back of your dress, holding the cords with one hand as you open the door. Ryland’s not been to your apartment before, something you’d failed to realise until he called you and asked during his walk over, if you’d have to buzz him in.
He was appalled to find out the front door to your building was sporting a broken lock and had been tied back with a length of rope for the last two months while the landlords procrastinated fixing it.
“See,” You say, opening the door for him, keeping it propped open with your foot as he shuffles in. “My door locks.”
“Still one less lock that you’re supposed to have.” he grumbles, stepping out of his very nice dress shoes. They look expensive- black leather shined up propper.
Actually, Ryland looks expensive.
“You look nice,” he says, smiling a little shy, as if the compliment had just slipped out and he was supposed to be embarrassed about that.
“I uh,” You pause, swallowing thickly.
Holy fuck he looks good in a suit. It’s the only thought spinning around your head. It’s a proper one, tailor made no doubt. Blazer, slacks and undershirt, all three of them a deep inky black. The navy tie he’d sent you a photo of is done up around his neck in a knot neater than you’ve ever seen him wear to work. The pocket square is folded too, fluffed up with a little volume that suggests he did so intentionally.
Suddenly you’re reminded of all those times he’d complained about all the formal conferences and charity gala’s he’d attended during his days in academia. You realise you have made a grave error.
There have always been little parts about Ryland that oozed wealth, the glasses he wore for one, that he told you were antique when you’d asked. The watch on his wrist that you thought looked like some practical sporty thing but found out was actually worth three months rent when you’d googled it out of curiosity. These little things fall out of the spotlight and become footnotes that are often ignored when he’s in his classroom, or tiny apartment.
Dressed in such a nice suit, here in you apartment definitely wearing cologne- the same from that very first trivia night, something a little warm, woodsy like oaky bourbon, sharp and contrary to the fresh nothingness he smelt like at work- Ryland seemed so far beyond you.
“You look good.” You manage, letting the door slip shut and dropping the lace of your dress, it loses its tension a little but stays in the same spot for the most part, to run a hand over the lapel of his blazer. “How long have you had this?”
“Ages. Dug it out of the back of my closet. A little tighter than when I last wore it, but it will do the trick. Right?” He tacks that last bit on, like he’s waiting with baited breath for your approval.
“I’ll say.” You slide your hand down the lapel a little bit, down over the press of his chest. The tightness just shows the subtlety of his build, lean muscle that comes from idle exercise and good diet, maybe even a splash of genetics. He’s tidied his facial hair up a little, slid the electric razor over all of it to make sure it’s the same length, no doubt. Ryalnd’s still got his glasses on, you were a little worried he might have opted for contacts and are very relieved you get to see this outfit complete with the lenses that frame his face so well.
With a realisation you might be getting a little lost in your head, you drop your hand, turning to walk further into your apartment, towards the couch where your shoes for the night sat on the floor. “Right, we'll, I'm nearly ready. The uber will be here soon.”
“Do you need a hand?” Ryland asks, and you’re about to turn, ask him, ‘with what’ when you feel his fingertips against the small of your back. It sends a jolt though your skin, he’s cold. From the outside air, where as you’ve been nice and cosy with the heat on while you’d done your hair and make up.
Goosebumps rise under his hands as they gather the ties for the back of your dress. Something low swoops in your gut, like the dip of a roller coaster, free falling as he chuckles a little behind you. “Sorry, cold fingers.”
You swallow. “It’s.. it’s okay.”
“How tight?” He asks, giving the strings a gentle tug. You almost sway with the moment, feeling a little swept off your feet already.
“Bit tighter.” You manage, as he presses a flat palm against the small of your back, over the criss-crossing cord, and gathers both ties in one hand to pull slow and firm. It tugs you back into his hand, a steadier hold than you’d expected.
“There?” He questions when the dress is pulled in to sit flush with your skin but not dig in. You get the feeling he might have done some research, when he plucks at each string to even them out and make sure none of them are too tight, on how these dresses are supposed to sit.
“Yeah, perfect.” It leaves you like a sigh, as his palm dips, brushes where the zipper sits before pulling back to tie a neat bow, tugging the cords out carefully so both loops are even.
All of it has you lightheaded, directing more effort than necessary to get yourself to the couch and pull your heels on, black mary janes that are comfortable enough to walk in. As you fiddle with the buckles, you eye him.
Ryland’s hair is tousled, intentionally a little messy, not combed or slicked back. Looks like it would be nice to run your fingers though, and you find yourself wondering if that’s why he’d opted for the style, if he’s here, dressed up as the guy with ‘better hair and a better jawline’ that Margot had pitched, unaware that he already was exactly who he’s trying to be.
He holds an arm out for you to loop yours though, walking down the stairs in steady but slowed steps. You smile. “Wow, full gentleman experience.”
“I told you, I can't just ‘put on a suit’. It’s more than that.” He chides jokingly, and you pity the version of you that didn’t realise this was an option.
He opens the door for you- the car door, the door into the building door tied back by a rope (he glares at it when you pass it)- then rounds the back of the little toyota that’s polished up to try and seem fancier than it was. You don’t talk much on your way to the venue, comfortable silence that the driver thankfully settles into.
It’s nearing sundown when you pull into the driveway, a big circular road that’s already crammed with other cars and guests climbing out.
“You can just let us out here.” Ryland says to the uber driver, unbuckling his seatbelt to hop out, then rounding the car again to open your door, hand held out like it’s necessary, when the car is nowhere near low or high enough to warrant such assistance.
You place your palm in his anyway, letting him pull you from the car, no more temperature disparity in your hands since you’ve both been in the car for fifteen minutes, but it still makes your skin tingle. He’s got cufflinks, the same pale gold as his glasses, in the shape of atoms. You flick one lightly. “I like these.”
He smiles, something a little smothered like he’s trying to stamp it down from a grin as he threads his arm though yours again, beginning the small walk to the venue's front steps. “Well I like your dress, so I think we’re even.”
It’s a ballroom, with these big stained glass windows in the room they hold ceremonies in, you’d seen some lovely shots on the venue’s website of sunset light streaming through them. Imagining Ryland in the warm sunlight has you in a good mood, he’s always suited it, even if the city’s never had much to offer.
“Not too much for our first date?” You tease.
Something like a laugh tumbles out of his lips, leaning down to whisper in your ear. “First date was trivia- and you were underdressed. Keep up.”
You flush, crowding a little closer to his side to make it through the entryway without shoulder checking anyone. Had you been? It was so long ago you could hardly remember anything other than jeans, tight ones that dug into your waist when you sat down- tight jeans hardly felt like being underdressed, they probably meant you wanted him to stare at your ass. Either way you let him have the win, as minute as it is.
Doesn't really matter what you wore back then when you’ve got him like this now.
Together you sit about halfway down on the bride’s side, the pew’s nearly empty, only someone on the other end you don’t know but looks vaguely enough like Daisy, that's you’d guess extended family.
“So why’d you like this guy so much?” Ryland asks, quiet enough for it to just stay between the two of you. He’s glancing around, but his eyes keep bouncing back to Jack at the front of the venue, where he’s talking to gaggle of similarly dressed guys, his groomsmen.
“What?”
“Him,” Ryland says, tipping his head a little to gesture at Jack. “What had you talking about soulmates? Couldn't just be the hair, tons of guys have good hair.”
“They do.” You answer, raising a hand to tangle one of the longer stands where it’s dangling over his forehead around your pointer finger and give it a light tug. Ryland’s eyes settle on you, like there’s nothing else to look at. “He made me feel like the only girl in the world.”
“That’s a cliche.” He refutes. “And a song lyric.”
You smile. “I’m serious. He’s like that with every girl he went out with. He’s like it with Daisy. He just loses sight of every other woman, so attentive.”
Ryland stays silent for a moment, eyes searching for something in yours. Maybe permission, or a want, for him to keep digging, it’s almost as if he’s scared what he might find. “What'd he do? To make you feel like that?”
It’s cute, how nervous he is, despite the fact it feels as though all week, the pair of you have been laying this ground work, a path to follow that will lead you somewhere inevitable, like a trivia date, or the messy sprawled sage green sheets or Ryland’s bed. You smile at him, wondering if he’s thought about you in them. You wonder if he knows how easily you could be, that you might just follow him to the edge of the universe.
Still, you answer his question, offering a peek into your brain, the way you used to operate when teenage giddiness was closer than adult yearning. "Took me dancing. Kissed me slowly, cared about how I wanted things to go. It was like he just couldn’t stop looking at me, for me. It was intoxicating.”
“I can’t.” Ryland blurts out, all reckless abandon, and he’s looking at you like you’ve already kissed him breathless just by being here. You let your leg shift to press the length of your thigh against his, warm even through the layers of fabric.
You breathe in deep through your nose, the scent of his cologne sticking dizzyingly to the air, a scent you think is enough to get drunk on even without the assistance of wedding champagne. "Can't what?”
“Stop looking at you.” He clarifies, eyes darting down to your lips. “I can do the other things though.”
A flutter knocks about your chest, unsteady and uncoordinated. “Yeah, you like dancing Doctor Grace?”
“If it’s with you.” He amends.
“And slow kissing? You like that too?”
“Yeah I do.” He’s not even trying to hide it now, gaze settled on the dusty pink line of your lips, his own a little slick with spit when he darts his tongue out to trace one quick line along them.
You almost asked him to prove it, but in your peripherals, down the aisle and pausing at the sight of you, was Macey, another one of your college friends, smiling. So you place a hand on Ryland's thigh, just above his knee. “Good. Really good.”
Ryland looks dizzy with the praise, like it’s all rushed straight to his head.
“Hey Macey, good to see you.” You greet, using your hand on Ryland's knee to tip his legs towards you, making room for Macey to shuffle into the pew.
“Oh my god, good to see you too! It's been awhile, hasn’t it?” She leans down a little awkwardly to wrap you in a hug as you half stand, and it’s good to see someone after so long, to look at them and remember times when things were simpler and you were allowed to be a little stupid, a little dangerous. It’s nice to see her here, for her to sit next to you- Macey’s always encouraged you to be a little wild, and with the way Ryland’s been looking at you all night, you might need her ego-bosting tonight.
“I’m Macey, nice to meet you.” She extends a hand to Ryland over your lap and he shakes it curtly, offering his own introduction.
There’s a big rock on her finger, and you remember seeing it on an instagram post, some dreamy forest scenery with a ‘coming soon to a theatre near you’ caption under it.
“I suppose it will be your wedding next then,” You tease, “Where’s Jamie?”
“Oh she had a work trip, couldn't avoid it. She wanted to come though.” Macey waves off. Her and her fiance met on some film set, both camera operators, at the time, although you faintly recall reading something about Jamie’s name working its way up to director for some upcoming project, amongst the throws of social media posts from people who once knew everything about you and now you only see once every few years.
“So Ryland,” Macey starts with a glimmer in her eyes, something evil and mischievous that throws you back to seeing her in the living room with a bottle of tequila and monopoly board. “How’d you two meet?”
“We teach at the same school,” He grins, a hand sliding to your knee, just along the inside of it, where your dress fabric hangs low with slack, enough for his palm to press there, thumb drawing slow lines back and forth. “A little cliche but I don’t mind.”
Macey smiles, fans her face a little like that’s just soooo romantic. “What do you teach?”
“Science, opposites attract I guess.”
“Please tell me you used that line.” She practically swoons.
Ryland huffs a little laugh. “No, the kids threw that one at me actually.”
“Really?” You question, a raised eyebrow because that was not part of the backstory he’d been cooking up all week.
“Oh yeah. You should hear them. “Mr. Grace, you and Miss are ,like perfect for each other. You should ask her to the spring dance. They’re relentless, I swear.”
He pitches his voice a little, lazy tones and improper grammar leaking out in the way it did when he did impressions of your students and you can’t help but giggle a little.
“Their heads might explode when they find out.” Macey laughs too, then like a stroke of inspiration, slaps her hand against your arm a few times in pure, unrestrained excitement. “God- remember when we found out Professor Morisaki and Professor Collins were married? Holy shit it was like our heads exploded.”
You bark a laugh, muffling it under your hand considering the rather low level of idle chatter in the venue. “Oh my god, I forgot about that.”
“Professors of yours?” Ryland asks, this soft smile spread across his lips still.
“Yeah, we were doing a car-wash fundraiser! They were kissing in the background of one of our photos!” Macey still whispers gossip like she did in college, like your students do now.
Ryland looks a little red in the face when he asks. “A car wash fundraiser?”
Macey smirks, always too good at picking things up from others' words and you kind of want to stomp your heel over her toes to tell her off before you remember how this evening had been going so far. “Oh? Don’t you know? We were a little wild in college.”
You scoff. “A little?”
“Okay, a lot.” She corrects. “The car wash was an annual thing. White tshirts, bikinis. There’s definitely pictures. I have pictures.”
“Macey.” You scold, mostly joking.
She shrugs, straightens up and sits to face the fronts, pointedly not looking at you with a smirk on her face. “Hey- I’m just reminiscing on good times. Don’t you remember the kissing booth we ran? Of course you do you were the most requested-”
Now you stomp your foot onto hers, although she doesn’t do anything but laugh to herself.
Ryland is back to that dazed look, like he’s on some far off planet in his mind, when he murmurs, "Kissing booth?”
You glare at Macey, for a sharp moment. Before patting one hand on Ryland’s chest, leaning in close when you say, loud enough for Macey to hear. “Tell you about it later, handsome.”
He ducks his head a little close to you, a tiny little movement that stops as soon as it starts. His cheeks are the reddest you’d ever seen, looking a lot like he’s about to kiss you now, when there’s a music cue somewhere further up the aisle and a hush falls over everyone. He doesn't look away at first, eyes glued to yours for a long second before he bites his lower lip, to stop himself saying something and reaches a hand up to lace his fingers together with yours over his chest. He pulls it gently to his lap, smothering it in between his warm palms, fiddling with your fingers as the ceremony starts.
It’s beautiful, truly. The light lowered through the stained glass windows, reflecting and casting colour across the whole room, gentle music and teary vows. Picturesque really, and it reminded you of that time you’d all made ‘vision boards’ as a bonding activity, and Daisy had a little corner on hers that outlined the life she’d like to live, from a small sunset ceremony to the little white picket fence outside a cottage. You’re happy she’s finally arrived there, that she has a man who’s willing to give her everything she’d dreamed of.
You tell her as much, when you catch the pair of them in the reception hall. A warm hug for each of them and a firm hand shake between Jack and Ryland. It’s a lot less daunting than you had thought it would be, seeing them with the knot tied, no bad blood lingering or awkwardness about what once was. Just contentedness, with where your lives had led you each.
The food is good and the atmosphere is better, seeing people from a previous life chapter all reunited, laughing and catching up. The reception is held in a ball room, with gorgeous polished hard wood floors and lovely low lighting that hangs from the ceiling in delicate chandeliers. There’s a classical band, a memento board for people to take polaroids and write well wishes on them, a corner with photos from Both Daisy and Jack’s lives, in albums and tacked up on walls, showing where they meet and things bleed together into their future. All of it’s beautiful.
It’s heading into the later part of the night, when some people have excused themselves and cake has been cut, a hefty supply of the champagne depleted, that a nice slow song comes on.
You aren’t really paying that much attention to it, until you see Ryland shift beside you, rising and holding out one hand, palm up, towards you. “Care to dance?”
Something warm spreads over your face, a flush probably, as you lay a hand in his and he ever so gently pulls you to your feet, right in close to him. He leans down again, lips pressing feather-light to your temple before he leads you towards the dance floor.
It’s littered with other couples, celebrating the love they have for each other as well as the bride and groom.
All of it has you a little dizzy, settling a hand on Ryland’s shoulder as his palm slides around your waist, fingers slowing around the lace up back of your dress, pressing into your skin with gentle intent. He’s warm, firm against you, breath fanning across your cheek as you look up at him. “I know this isn’t the kind of dancing you meant, but it’s the best I can do for now.”
You humm, feet shifting in time with his, a slow waltz you weren’t even aware he knew. “I think I prefer this kind of dancing nowadays.”
Ryland’s lips tick up into a smile. “Yeah?”
He looks as good in the warm lamp light as he does in sunlight, kissing across his tanned skin and stubble, showing off the highlights of his hair. You want to run your hands through it, press a kiss to the scruff of his jaw. You settle on talking instead, worried he’s not one for such public displays of affection. “Left my wild nights behind in college.”
He sighs, like this is a devastating blow, hanging his head slightly, glasses slipping a smidge down his nose. “A shame. I was looking forwards to an appearance.”
You purse your lips, lifting the hand from his shoulder to cup his jaw, tilting his head back up a little, the pad of your thumb pressing his glasses back up to where they're supposed to sit. “Might do a private showing. Just for you.”
“You going to wash my car?” He asks, teasing. Eyes following the movement of your hand as it slips back down into place on his shoulder.
Your forehead falls, pressing against his collar bone as a furious blush blooms over your face, the worst it has been all night, murmuring, “You don’t have a car.”
He must have known what you were going to say, or some semblance of it because you certainly weren’t speaking loud enough for him to catch all of it, but he still sighs, a little dramatic. “Guess we’ll have to go with the kissing booth then.”
You lift your head a little, to look up at him where he’s smiling down, mirth dancing about in his eyes. “Oh, what a shame.”
The drawl has him crack a grin, cheeks flushed as he looks away. Fingers dancing slowly along the skin of your back, between the cords he’d tied up so perfectly for you.
For you, all of it. His nice suit he’d dug out from the back of his closet, the smart shoes nudging against yours with every step of the waltz. Ryland would do a lot for you, the realisation comes a little late, considering everything. You lean forwards a little, resting your cheek on his chest, as the song slows right down, indulgent.
“You got plans after this?” You ask, and it sounds so cheesy, so bland once it’s left your lips.
Still, when he answers, the smile is audible in Ryland’s voice. “Thought I was getting a private show. Is that offer off the table?”
“Think I can manage it,” You murmur, listening to the final few chords echo about the ball room, basking in the way his voice had rippled and rumbled through his chest, low against your cheek.
He lingers for a few seconds in the quiet, holding you close against his chest. You wonder if he, too, is basking in it. The closeness, the idea of having something that you’ve both been pretending couldn’t happen, wasn’t there in the air of exhaled breaths and weighted stares.
When he pulls back, there is nothing but adoration in his eyes, hand that holds yours falling low, but not releasing it, palm soft against your waist, almost as if he doesn't want to let you go just yet. “Wanna get out of here?”
“Bit forward, Ryland,” You tease, “we’ve not even taken photos yet.”
His eyes follow yours to the polaroid board in the corner, considers it for a moment before he’s pulling you gently by the grasp of his hand around yours, towards it.
The polaroid camera is a little hand held thing, there’s a stand for it, and poster board instructions on how to set a timer delay.
Ryland insists on taking one of just you, and while you’re grinning, trying to convince him to join you against the black fabric backdrop, the shutter goes off.
He rolls his eyes, but lets you drag him in beside you for the next photo. The timer is set, and just as you’re preparing to smile, something a little sweet and knowing, he gets one hand around the small of your back, knocks one of those very smart shoes against your heel and tilts you into a dip. It leaves you a little breathless, as he smiles, nose almost touching yours, shutter flashing off to the side.
He lets you choose which photo goes on the memo board. “Whichever one you don’t put up there, I’m keeping.”
You look a little silly in both, at least you think as much, caught off guard, and laughing a little out of breath. Ryland insists you look amazing in both. Something a bit selfish pulls at your gut, as you apprise both photos, and eventually, hand the one of you and Ryland to him- liking the idea of getting to see it again, of having a physical reminder of the night you two have spent together.
He grins like he’s won something, pulling his wallet out from his jacket pocket- a crisp brown leather that looks worn but well cared for- and to your mortification, tucks the photo into the clear slot. The one most people put their licences, or photos of loved ones, like heart-shaped lockets back in the old days. Ryland says nothing on the matter and he folds his wallet back up and slides it back into his pocket, waiting for you to write your message on the other polaroid’s back.
You scrawl some comment about happy endings and humble crazy beginnings, Signing your name on the bottom under the image of your laughter, and tack it up on the board next to the one Macey’s left.
Ryland’s got his arm out, hooked there for you to loop yours through again.
You manage to catch Daisy by the bar on your way out, and give her a tight hug, telling her again how beautiful the wedding has been, how happy you were for her.
The night air is crisp and the second you’re outside, waiting for the uber that’s just a few minutes away, Ryland strips off his suit jacket, draping it over your shoulders with a lack of hesitation that makes it seems as if he’s been waiting to do it all night.
You look at him and raise a brow, but don’t say anything when you catch sight of his pleased smile. It’s almost devastating to realise he looks even better in just the black button down and tie than he did in the full suit.
Again, the drive is mostly silent, but you notice pointedly, that you’re not going back to your apartment. And when you tilt Ryalnd’s phone and tap the screen awake, you recognise his street name in the trip’s destination.
“Presumptious.” You smile.
He grins back, lets a warm palm wander to the curve of your knee, fingers curling around it then venturing to settle a little higher around your thigh. “How are you going to wash my car if we don’t go to my place?”
“You don’t have a car.” You repeat, curious where all this teasing confidence has come from, if perhaps your very clear signals have finally given Ryland the means to throw out all of that unnecessary nervousness and doubt.
“Right,” He hisses, patting his other hand on his leg, as if to say ‘drat, there goes that plan’. Then he leans in close, whispers to you, “What was the back up plan again?”
“You are much bolder after a few glasses of champagne.”
He hums, a considering sort of sound that rumbles in the minimal air between you. “More so when I know I'm right.”
“And what, pray tell, are you right about?”
“That you like-like me.” He teases, like a child on the playground and if you were a little less level-headed, you might have kissed him right there, leant across the middle seat to lock lips with him in an uber.
But you don’t want the first time you kiss him to be viewed through a rear view mirror by a driver who looks very unimpressed by the conversation happening in the back seat. “You gonna prove that hypothesis in your apartment?”
“That’s very forwards of you.” He teases, head tipping down like he is going to kiss you.
Expect you turn your head, and his lips brush against your cheek, as you tut. “All scientists say experiments are supposed to be conducted in controlled environments.”
He leans back, still close enough for his warm breath to fan across your face. “You’ve been seeing other scientists? I’m heartbroken.”
“Give yourself some credit, your classes are very interesting.”
“Earsdropping, huh? Didn’t think you were the type.” He looks far too pleased by the idea that you’ve listened to him teach, like he doesn't know that when you come for something during class hours that you linger by the door and wait for him to finish whatever he’s saying, as if you could look at anything else when he was so captivating.
“I’ll Tell you exactly what type I am in,” You glance down to tap his phone awake, checking the ride estimate. “four minutes.”
He nods and you wonder if he’d get that head-rush distant expression on his face if you praised him for the patience. It’s something you want to save for later, you decide, for private. Just for you.
Ryland manages to wait, even keep his hands to himself, once you’re both out of the car, leading you though his building with a sort of reverent silence, that you get the impression wouldn’t return once broken. You stand across from each other in the elevator. With both his hands braced on the bar at hip height, Ryland fixes you with a look that echoes in the space, though the mirrors surrounding you and over the idle hum of machinery. You’re still wearing his jacket, over your shoulders, a slight barrier between the handrail and the curve of your back, as you stand with your arms crossed smiling at him.
The giddiness that bubbles up and about inside you, as you huddle in close behind him through the hallway, as he unlocks his door and lets you squeeze in past him, is something you’ve not felt in a long time. There’s not much room for childish excitement in the modern dating landscape, it feels as though everyone is in a rush, trying to get where they want to be with a relationship before it’s too late.
Ryland though, he’s here. You watch him latch the door, before he turns, standing there to let his eyes run up you again.
“Soooo,” He says, pursing his lips and tangling his hands together in front of him, like he’s suddenly nervous.
“So?” You ask, taking a few steps forwards to run your hand down the plane of his chest again, feeling it under your palm just like you did when he’d turned up at your apartment that afternoon.
“It’s been four minutes.” He swallows, and this close you can see how his adams apple bobs. Your other hand reaches up to scratch feather light against the stubble of his jaw, hand on his chest catching on the silky soft fabric of his tie, the one he’d picked out just for you.
Rylands hands are slow, one moves to the dip of your waist, landing where it had during your waltz, if not a little more firm as it presses you close against him. He catches his jacket by the collar, lets it slide back off your shoulders and hang from his grip as it slides to settle on the curve of your hip.
“It has.” You lick your lips.
Tuggin on his tie was not supposed to be a demanding thing, more so a gentle tease like you have been doing all night, stepping around that first move like it was a pitfall trap you’d never make it out of. Expect he pitches forwards much easier than you expected and Ryland's lips are pressed against yours.
Soft and still a little honeyed by the champagne, he moves slowly against you. He takes one step back, then another, pulling you with him and not letting his lips leave yours as he backs himself up against his apartment door.
Your teeth catch on his bottom lip, and a sharp inhale escapes him, almost a gasp, before he melts into the wood at his back, parting his lips and slipping his tongue up against yours.
It’s slow kissing, it’s dizzying and it’s want. Everything he’d promised you hours ago, in the afternoon sun of that venue, looking like a dream come true.
For what could be hours, you stay there, pressed up against him, kissing at his skin, until he shifts his legs, just slightly, enough to press one somewhere between yours, a soft presence halted by the fabric of your dress.
Breathless, you break the kiss and he lays a sweet peck against your temple, an echo of earlier, before he begins to nose at the line of your jaw, your neck. Kissing then sucking at the divot along your collar while you pant. “Ryland,”
He says your name, just as breathless against your skin, his hand dropping the jacket to pull at the chord of your dress.
“Is your doorway where you take all the girls?”
“There are no other girls.” He murmurs like a confession, far more earnest than you’d been prepared for.
“Just me?”
He pulls back, pupils blow wide and face flushed blotchy and red. “Yeah.”
Ryland leans forwards, crowds impossibly close until your feet begin to shuffle, back, back, back into his studio apartment. It passes in a blur as he presses in to kiss your lips again, glued to them until he deems it’s been enough backwards paces and presses another kiss to your jaw. Using his grip on your sides, Ryland turns you around, folds in around behind you.
His bed’s unmade, messy sheets splayed out in front of you, a pile of sage green cotton that feels like a promise, a sight you’ve dreamed about far too many times.
There’s pressure there, against your ass, a hard length that’s tight against his slacks and it makes your stomach swoop to know he’s so turned on by the slow kissing you’d been thinking about all night. His shuddering breath rushes like wind by your ear, as his fingers pull at the bow he’d tied himself. “Been thinking about this for too long.”
“Yeah?” You shudder when his lips find their place against your neck, sucking and biting at the skin there in a way that will probably result in a lasting reminder. “Since you laced it up?”
“Since you showed me this zipper." He pulls at it and the fabric gives, parting to sit low on your hips. Ryland kisses at the juncture of your throat, biting, and nipping.
The dress doesn’t fall, not with the straps still hanging loosely from your shoulders, but it’s a damn near thing. One of Ryland’s hands winds around your waist, dragging you back against him as he presses up with one slow grind that has him choking on a groan. His cock, still trapped in his slacks, drags between the zip and against your underwear in a tease that’s maddening with far too much still left to your imagination.
You try to turn but he’s got you wrapped up so firmly in his arms that it’s not plausible, so instead you reach a hand back, over your shoulder to tug at the knot of his tie, fingers slipping against the silky marital, catching in the bulk to it to tug. A particularly hard tug has him whining.
“Okay,” You huff out as he sucks a little harder just under your jaw that will definitely result in a hickey if you let him continue for much longer. “Come on, don’t you wanna fuck me?”
You punctuate this by groping around between you both until you get a hand over his cock, giving it a gentle squeeze.
“Need to remember this bit.” He mumbles, hand around your waist retreating to slip inside your dress from behind, curving back around so his fingers can skate over the soft skin of your stomach, tips slipping just under the waistband of your panties.
It has you clenching down on nothing and you become actually aware of how uncomfortably wet you’re beginning to get. You squeeze your thighs together, squirming in his grasp.
“Next time, Ry-” He splays his hand over your stomach, using it to press you back into him. “Ryland, come on. Need you.”
It tumbles out in a breathy whine, and it’s like you’ve said the magic words. He’s turning you around in his grasp, hands reaching up to slip the straps off your shoulders and marvel at the sight.
He swallows as you reach for his tie again, loosening it gently now you can get your fingers into the knot properly. Ryland’s hands hover nervously before settling against your rib cage, fingers brushing anxiously against the underside of your breasts.
Your dress was not one that lent itself to a bra, so you’d gone without. You had assumed that he’d figured that one out, given how he’d both laced and un-laced the back of it, but now that it’s out of the way, he’s looking at your chest like he hadn’t expected to see it so quickly.
“You mean it?” He manages, sounding all tongue tied as you pry the tie off, letting it fall onto the floor, blending into the puddle of your dress- a perfect shade match. “I.. I get a next time?”
“Yeah.” You breathe, working on his shirt buttons, one after the other, coming apart as easily as Ryland did under your gaze. “As many as you want.”
When you get to the bottom of his shirt and reach for the belt buckle, Ryland’s hands move from where they’ve been gently nudging your breasts, to your wrists, snagging them gently as he pulls them back. His shoes nudged against yours, another one of those silent signals to step back that you didn’t know you understood so well until tonight.
“Let me.” He says, one hand coming to your hip to push you gently back and down onto his bed.
You land softly, mattress springing underneath you as you shuffle back, leaning on your elbows to gaze up at him as he toes off his shoes and pulls off his socks, a little off balance like the whole path from the door has altered his centre of gravity.
Ryland is a sight, heaven-sent.
His hair’s spiked out in six different directions, and you want to scratch at his scalp and pull at the strands all over again. He slides his glasses down his nose and sets them on the nightstand. The skin of his chest is just as tanned as his arms, a wide expanse that’s begging to be marked up with your teeth and nails.
The belt buckle clinks softly in the empty air as he slips it open, unbuttoning his slacks before he shrugs the black dress shirt off. God, you want to bite his shoulders.
Your teeth clamp down on your tongue at the thought, kind of wishing the tie was in the picture so you could pull him down on top of you. Just when you’re about to reach up, aiming for his shoulder or maybe even his cheek, Ryland surprises you by taking a knee.
His fingers are a little clumsy as they wrap around the heel of your left shoe, pulling it up onto his bent knee as he fumbles with the buckle. He’s gentle with it, more careful than he was with his own shoes that are certainly worth more than your cheap pair, right shoe, then the left.
Still, it has your stomach tied up in knots to witness with just how much reverence he’s treating you. And the sight of Ryland between your legs is certainly one you could get used to.
He presses a kiss to the inside of your knee before blinking up at you. “Are you… Can I-”
Ryland cuts himself off and that same unwarranted nervousness from before takes over his face, fingers curling tightly around your ankle, as if to ground himself. You smile at him, something that feels a little too giddy and a little too much like your 20 year-old self from college, fumbling and laughing your way to bed. “What is it Ry? You’ve already got me on your bed, no need to be shy.”
He bites his bottom lip, rolling it between his teeth as he considers the words. “If you say so.”
Then he gently leads your leg, by the ankle that’s still gripped tightly in his palm, off his propped leg as he drops it to kneel, and hooks it over his shoulder. Ryland kisses a path up your calf and along the inside of your leg and with an overwhelming flood of realisation, you fall back against the bed, bracing for the moment where he presses a soft kiss on your clit, through the fabric of your underwear.
Despite his earlier hesitance, Ryland does not dilly-dally. Once he hears your shuddering breath that sounds more like a moan than anything else, he hooks a thumb though the crotch of your panties, pulls them to the side and presses another slow kiss against you.
It’s maddening, has you gasping out his name as he licks a stripe up your cunt, sighing into it like it’s the best thing he’s ever tasted. He’s been teasing you long enough that when he presses two fingers along your folds, teasing the resistance of it, they sink in easily. He hooks them up, pressing up against the spongy wall and pulls another moan from your lips.
You're not sure how long Ryland spends between your legs with your hands in his hair and name on your lips, but it’s got you dizzy, clenching around his fingers as he strokes them inside you, languid and slow as he lays gentle kisses over your clit. His stubble scratches against your thighs in a way you’d expected to hate, but are getting rather fond of.
It’s a slow build that crests with you moaning his name and clenching around his fingers as his tongue slows, your hips twitching a little with overstimulation post-orgasm. He moves his kisses to the inside of your thigh, the one not hooked over his shoulder as you catch your breath and it’s highly plausible that he’s leaving another hickey there.
When he does pull back, Ryland is just as breathless as you. Cheeks flushed and chest stuttering as he licked his lips clean. His pupils are blown wide, so much so you can hardly see the blue as he gazes up at you. “You said I could fuck you, right?”
“Yeah,” you swallow, throat scratchy and dry. “You can.”
With your head still spinning from the attention and care he’s taking with you, it’s a moment before you realise his hands are back at your hips as he shuffles you around the bed, up until he can fit his palm behind your head and lift it onto a pillow that smells like him.
Ryland’s above you, propped up on one elbow and a knee to keep his weight off your body. You can feel each heavy exhale on your cheek. “Like this?”
“Just like this.” You say, nodding hand reaching up for his cheek to pull him down into another slow, languid kiss.
He leans in close, whining against your mouth as you part your legs for him to set his between and get a hand on the small of his back, pressing until he gets the hint and grinds downs. It has you both moaning and panting against each other.
You’re getting impatient, and while he must have ditched the pants somewhere between eating you out and repositioning you right side up on the mattress, he’s still got his briefs on and you’re still wearing your underwear.
“Off,” You grunt, hand pulling at the waistband of his briefs.
Ryland’s head drops to the space beside yours, just above your shoulder as he reaches a hand down to pull his underwear down over his cock and down his legs, kicking them off somewhere at the end of the bed.
He gasps, a shaky exhale hitting your skin as you wrap your hand around the length of him.
Warm and heavy in your palm, he’s bigger than you’d expected. When you slide your hand up, swiping a thumb over the head of his dick, there’s so much precum that it pools on your thumb pad. You give him a slow pump, slide eased by the wetness.
Ryland mouths at the skin of your shoulder, and the hand he’s not using to keep himself above you finds its way to your hip, slipping under your panties, pulling at them.
“Condoms. I need-” He cuts himself off with another groan, biting into your skin then kissing it softly like an apology. “I need a condom.”
His hand slips out from your underwear and he gets his knees up either side of your hips to reach over, straining for the nightstand. You take the moment to kiss along his collarbone, using the hand that’s not wrapped around him to tug your panties down, wriggling them off and down your legs.
It doesn’t go unnoticed, and he drops the condom wrapper somewhere beside your head as his gaze whips back to your face. “I was going to do that.”
He sounds a little bit thrown, like he’d really been looking forwards to pulling your panties off.
“You were also going to fuck me.” You prod, giving his cock another languid stroke, watching his face contort with pleasure as he groans. He eases himself back over you, legs between yours and his weight pressing down in a way that has you sighing in contentment.
“Not fair.” He pants, forehead dropping against yours. A hand, so gentle and far too tender comes up to brush the hair by your temple, away from your eyes. “Next time, you let me take my time, okay?”
You press a kiss to the corner of his mouth. “We’ll take turns.”
The condom wrapper crinkles in your fingers and you pinch the edge of it between your teeth and rip the corner off, splitting it open with your thumb. Ryland whines, louder and needier than you’d heard him all night, when you roll it over his dick, hips bucking into your hand and cock bumping against your stomach.
He gets his hand down between your bodies, runs three of his fingers through your folds, making your breath hitch. Then he nudges your hand out of the way and runs his cock though them next. You whine, high pitched and stuttered.
It’s a slow steady push when he slips inside you, one that draws out a long moan from your lips. Ryland moans your name, panting and kissing at your throat.
“God,” he pants. “You feel so good, baby.”
A broken whine sneaks past your lips, one hand reaching up to slide around the back of his neck, to lead his face back to yours so you can kiss him all over again.
This type of slow kissing might have been your new favorite, Ryland’s tongue teasing the seam of your lips before you slip them apart, tracing the line of his teeth with your own tongue. He rolls his hips, grinding down in a slow motion. The curve of his cock drags along your walls, along that spongy spot before bumping so deep inside that it must hit your cervix.
You hook a leg up around his waist and it has his stomach pressing up against your clit when he moves again. Moaning into his mouth, you see stars. “Fuck, that’s perfect- so good.”
Your fingers tangle in the hair at the nape of his neck, pulling in a way that earns you a whine and a jerky thrust of his hips. “Y-yeah?”
“Yeah Ry- perfect. Feel so full.” The praise kicks him into gear and his slow occasional grinds turn into a building pace, hips pushing against yours and he buries himself to the hilt with every thrust.
You kiss at the line of his jaw, mouthing and biting at the stubble there. He moans, sharp exhale hitting your cheek. “‘M not gonna last much longer, sw-swetheart.”
“S’okay. Let go, baby.” You murmur by his ear, free hand slipping down to press against your clit.
The pressure alone is almost enough to tip you over the edge, pussy spasming around him. Ryland groans, loud and unrestrained, his rhythm falling apart as you do.
When he does come, he manages a couple more thrusts, shallow as they nudge up against that perfect spot inside you. Ryland whines, shaking a little with over stimulation.
“Couple more.” You moan, fingers winding tight little circles over your clit. “Almost there.”
Your spine goes stiff and a drawn-out whine slips out as you cum, clenching around the weight of him. Ryland stills inside, buried deep as he pants.
Slowly, he eases himself down over you, the gentle pressure of his weight relaxing. Ryland only takes a few moments there though, before sliding an arm under you and around your waist, slowly rolling you both, so he’s sprawled out with his back on those sage green sheets with you draped over him.
He kisses your temple, mumbling your name like a prayer. “‘S a good kissing booth. Might be a repeat customer.”
You push up a little to look at him, hands either side of his chest, and a hitched breath sputters out of his lips as you shift, his cock still inside you. “Might? What happened to ‘next time’?”
He smiles at you, hands reaching for your hips as he draws slow lines up and down your skin with his thumbs. “Well, I don’t wanna push my luck.”
“You’re not pushing anything.” You murmur, leaning back down to kiss him proper.
Once the aftershocks of your orgasm have faded and the idea of being empty no longer pulls painfully at your chest, you raise your hips up and let Ryland’s now soft cock slip out. He exhales heavily, and you lay beside him, eyes on the slow spinning ceiling fan.
He sits himself up not long after, slips the condom off and wanders off to the tiny door that you now know is his bathroom. He comes back with a damp cloth, smiling at you shyly as he cleans you up, gentle swipes over your core and along the inside of your thighs.
Ryland walks over and pulls some boxers on, then returns to the bed to slide a pair over your hips too. “You want a shirt?”
You bite your bottom lip in a poor attempt to smother a grin. “Only if it’s one of your nerdy ones.”
He kisses the smile off your lips and wanders back over to his wardrobe, throws a shirt in your general direction then goes about fixing the sheets.
You admire the sight. It had never occurred to you how nice his arms were, you want them around you again. He pulls the sheets straight, then up over you before he crawls in beside you.
“This okay?” He asks, pulling you over to lay up against him.
“More than okay.” You snuggle closer, cheek pressed against the warm plane of his chest. “Been thinking about this.”
The confession slips out in a rush of endorphins, like you’re so happy to be wrapped up in his arms and sheets, smelling like him, that you just can’t help but let him know.
You can hear the confusion in his voice when he speaks. “Having sex with me?”
No. You almost say, even though you had. It wasn’t where you were trying to go with this though. “Sleeping in your bed. With you.”
The rise and fall of his chest, of a heavy exhale, moves beneath you. “Oh.”
“I think our next date should be trivia.” You declare, a quiet sort of smile on your lips as his fingers trace slow little circles on your back between the waistband of your borrowed boxers and the ridden up hem of the shirt. “So we can get it right this time.”
“Deal.”
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baby's first Goose fic? more proabaly on the way, although next fic published will proabaly be an oc one, with either Ryland Grace or Holland March from the nice guys.
imagine being like. mad at Grace for something. Anything, it doesn't really matter and you call him by his first name.
"Ryland." and the entire ship just goes quiet. Grace, who was tinkering with something alongside Rocky just stops moving. Probably stops breathing because why in tarnation are you calling him that? That can't be good. At all. And from the acidity in your voice? Yeahhhh, he did something to get you angry. He starts flipping in his mind what it could have been, but at this point in the journey back to Erid, the small space and the lack of privacy, the three of you have a tendency to get on each others nerves. He probably did something you thought was annoying but was just part of every day life. And he was going to have to defend himself with Rocky---
"Grace on own. Wish many luck." Rocky absolutely drops the tool he's using and just hightails it out of there. He knows what this means. He knows that you calling Grace by his first name is not something he wants to stick around for. The last time he did, you somehow ended up angry at both Grace and Rocky! He'll listen to the arugment from the cockpit.
Summary: Wooyoung decided that he wants you to ride his face after catching you touching yourself to the thought of him.
Pairing: Jung Wooyoung x Fem!reader
Warnings/tags: 18+ MDNI, smut, porn with little to no plot, face riding, face riding, pussy eating, overstimulation, softdom!Wooyoung, slightly feral Wooyoung, established relationship, trying new things, reader's a bit nervous, noisy Wooyoung, talkative Woo because duh this is Wooyoung.
A/N: EHEYEHEUEHEY— Hi :3 new fic for yall because the poll said yay (wow how obvious was that teehee), i got the idea from this one reel on insta, buuut that fic's going to be for another day :] enjoy, and as always, this is fiction and this is not how I depict the idols in real life!!
Title from Freak by Doja Cat
Dividers from @saradika-graphics
"Babe?" Wooyoung called out softly as he entered your apartment, gently kicking off his shoes and placing them by the door. He had planned to surprise you by coming home early, but the usually warm and loud home seemed quiet.
Except for the familiar sounds of your whimpers coming from your room.
A sharp inhale came from him as he gently strode towards the source of the noise, pressing his ear to your door to confirm that you were indeed—touching yourself.
Wooyoung, being the curious little shit he was, gently pushed your door open to see you perched up on your knees, ass up as you fingered your squelching pussy. Slick was already leaking down your thighs while you watched something on your phone which was leaning against a metal water bottle.
Another sharp breath came to him when he saw what you were watching. Face riding. Specifically the pornstar seemed to be riding her partner's nose.
Fuck, that was hot.
He could see how much you were struggling to make yourself cum, your fingers not being enough to fill you up anymore, needing his hand or his cock to satisfy you.
He had to sit down, getting dizzy with all his blood rushing down to his crotch as he continued watching you get off on such a video.
When you let out a frustrated whine, Wooyoung finally decided to slide into your room, taking over as he gently touched the globes of your ass.
"Can't get off on your fingers anymore, can you, sweetpea?" He crooned, massaging your ass cheeks while you whimpered softly and nodded.
"Do you wanna try that out, pretty? Ride your boyfriend's face?"
With the question hanging in the air, Wooyoung stopped groping your ass, gently rubbing the skin instead as he waited for your answer.
"Ye–yeah.. I.. I wanna," you murmured almost shyly, your hand that you were using to finger yourself with retreating to your chest. God, you were cute.
"Then come ride my face."
Having Wooyoung lie down was the easy part. It was the sitting on his face part that kind of scared and turned you on at the same time.
What if you accidentally suffocated him? What if he wouldn't enjoy it? What if—
You were pulled out of your thoughts by your boyfriend gently tapping your outer thigh, looking up at you with lust filled eyes.
"Don't overthink it, pretty, just sit on my face and let me do all the work. I'll help you ride me. Like always."
He grinned, reassuring you whilst gently tugging you down. You were still nervous, but with his gentle coaxing, you managed to finally settle down on him.
Wooyoung groaned at the moment of contact of his mouth to your pussy. He had been waiting literal weeks for it, after being busy with work for so long.
"Fuck—" he groaned against your messy slit. "You're so wet, mnf—"
Flattening his tongue against your cunt, he licked a stripe from your sopping hole to your clit before suckling on the bud.
One of your hands flew to his hair while the other held onto the headboard, trying to support yourself and not put your whole weight on Wooyoung.
As if he could feel you holding back, he pulled you down harder, making you fully sit on his face, making you squeak as he made out messily with your drippy cunt.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, you taste so good— you always taste so good, baby.." Wooyoung babbled, his talking muffled as he slurped and covered your mound with spit.
By the time, you had started to feel your orgasm building up, he suddenly stopped, making you whine as you looked down.
"Ride my nose, baby, that's what you wanted, right? I saw that video.. come on, ride my big nose, get off on it, make yourself cum."
Your legs shook as Wooyoung kept encouraging you, your cheeks flushing at the sheer fact that he caught you watching such a video which led you to this position.
Biting your lip, you finally sunk down again, using his nose to make yourself feel good.
Wooyoung helped you find a rhythm, grasping your hips, and rocking them back and forth. It felt.. good. Like you were riding the tip of his cock, but better since you could see how his eyes rolled back and how he panted against your pussy.
Finding a good rhythm and pace, you gained a bit more confidence, gently tugging on his hair and making him groan beautifully.
"Mmn, just like that, sweetheart, ride my nose as if it were my dick.." he grunted, moving one of his hands away from your hips to palm his aching cock in the confines of his jeans.
You felt your orgasm building up with each grind, your clit rubbing against the bridge of his nose, causing soft whiny sighs to come out of you before you finally started to cum.
Wooyoung moved you back to his mouth, so that he could slurp up your juices, and drag your orgasm out by suckling on your pudgy nub.
"That's it, come for me, beautiful—mmngh.."
After what felt like forever, Wooyoung had you in a mating press, eating you out for the nth time. You stopped counting after the third orgasm, and you couldn't handle any more.
"Woo— I can't–" you whined, holding his hand in one whilst pushing his face with your other. Wooyoung pouted as he moved away from your pussy to speak.
"Just one more— one more and I'll stop, and we can eat dinner.. though I've been liking this dessert—okay, ow, ow‐!"
He chuckled when you pinched his cheek in your position, funny how you thought that you were in charge.
"Come on, one more, pretty girl, and I'll cook dinner. What'dya say?" He grinned, making you huff before nodding softly.
Hi hi!! I’m probably going to be back with a better request in celebration of your milestone but this was all my brain could think of right now
Different Ry gos character and breed kinks cause yes 🤭
-Mars/Iris
Rygos content: Sierra Six, Ryland Grace, Colt Seavers, Holland March, Driver, Lars Lindstrom, Henry Letham, Richard Haywoods, Dan Dunne, Officer K, Ken, Luke Glanton, Jeffrey Thank you.
A/N: A better request? GWORL, I'M SOAKING WET! I cannot even begin to explain how fucking quick I pushed the respond button! I think the last time was when @cherrylonerboo asked me the Lars kink doll post! OH BOI! (I still would answer them all, every single one of the requests, I'm so deadass excited!).
T/W: Minors, FUCK OFF, +18, Breeding kink, Pregnancy, Multiple children, Breast feeding kink, Protectiveness, Free use, Brief mention of non-con roleplay, Use of contraceptives, mask kink, cam fucking, stalking, established relationships and marriages, pregnant sex, exhibitionism, jealousy behaviour, possessive behaviour, baby trapping, poly relationship, cuckolding, use of words like 'whore'.
Remember English is not my first language, I'm so sorry...
And please celebrate with me at the 200 followers! Make your requests, post in here.
Sierra Six:
He yearns to be domestic, he has been too far deep into a mindset, what now he seems useless. He doesn't believe in the actions he has done before, and he has seen all the 'John Wick' movies in a row all night... so he has to change. When he finally settled with you, something instantly changed one day, out of the sudden his protective Doberman instincts shifted into something else. It just happened to him to pass from a playground park and saw a lost kid, he was the hero of the day. But the boy was too sweet. And now... he wants his own.
Six would be relentless, he would fuck you mercifully and sweetly, but he would breed you good, he is a trained dog, he is desperate but methodical. Every day he returns with something new in hand (he might even hand crafted those, like the crib). He is impatient to finally see your belly grow, even if that means you would have to suffer the pregnancy consequences. He would see the pound of his seed like a day accomplishment. His tasks are: work, making you smile, making you come, house chores, and now, coming into your tight pussy. He would fuck you softly, whispering words like: "You are going to be a great mom... " while you feel him balls deep, brushing your clit. "I want all the cubs that pussy can give!" (Yeah, he is self aware; people compare him to a dog, so he now would now call all his kids cubs or puppies, he wants the whole pack, by the way. You would not escape his breeding agenda for at least half a decade).
Holland March:
He has a problem and he is unwilling to recognise it, because that would imply his dead wife to be part of his problem in it. But he has a heavy breeding kink, that's how Holly was created in the first place. His wife has to die before he can continue with his task of spreading himself along the world.
Healy says, "Only the dumber ones in society are dying to bring a shit ton of children to the world". He doesn't want to act offended, but that just leaves a new reflection on himself: Is he into it because is too stupid and he wants to spread the seed like a disease? Nah! He is way too cool and just like Holly, they are undermining him. Also, he is dumb fuck in love with you. It's not a secret he loves you madly, he is your slave. And he would absolutely want to knock you up as fast as his dick can make it happen!
He is not very cautious in the way he would ask you to have a baby, you two have been a couple for a while, he couldn't be more blessed in life: a smart child, a hot and strong not-his-boyfriend-but-they-kind-of-are best friend who lives with him, and a divine girlfriend by his side. "I'm ready to be a daddy again, baby," he says, trying hold with his best sexy face over on you. "What about me? Am I ready?" you said, lowering the newspaper and hiding the grin under your teeth, he is a dumbass and you love him for it. "Sure! You have amazing tits, you have enough space for the milk, lets do it!" he says, way too sure of himself. "Holland, I don't think that's how it works..." He just lifts you up from your nice seat to carry your weight on his shoulder and leaving your short novellas on the newspaper, with the last time in a long while you wouldn't be round and carrying his children. You end up letting him come inside you that whole afternoon, one time is not enough action and fun.
He wants another baby girl; he is a baby girl daddy. He has enough of baby boys with Healy. Holly is growing up too fast, and she is getting more and more rid of him. She might be seventeen, but she would forever be daddy's little girl. But in the meantime, he would come inside your pussy like if his life depends on it, shouting how much he loves you over and over.
Holland even fucks you in the car before leaving you to work, just to make sure you are ready and stuffed, to pass all your day with a piece of him inside, and fingers crossed that Jeez finds the eggs, so he can now start painting the nursing room. (They would live in your house, and Healy would be there to help, because he got his apartment blown out again, and he needs a place to stay. He would not live with Holly in his house, because she said no).
"Are you into fucking your best friend's girlfriend?" He asked him in the car. You were in the back. You were returning from the doctor. You are not pregnant yet. "What?" Healy is rightfully freaked out and stiff, not sticking his eyes out of the driveway, and the show is barely started. "Yeah, my love is very pretty, I'm sure she would come up with a very pretty and strong baby like you...." He said, brushing Healys shirt like a in love highschooler. "I would crush your nose on the radio if it wasn't because she is in the back...". He is about to burst, Healy is going to break Holland a bone, that's for sure. Healy was in a turmoil of emotions and morals. You are very pretty indeed, he still doesn't get how somebody so fucking stupid could pull you to be with him. But getting you knocked up, isn't that unfair? That's fucked up! "You two can fuck me at the same time, let's see which one of your swimmers knock me up first, let's make it a bet," you said, Healy just dry stops the car, making Holland splash his face over the car board and break his nose. "Are you sure?" Healy has been always nice and sweet with you, you smile at him. Holland just looks at you, face bleeding, and a dumb smile. "We will become daddies!" he says placidly, that's Hollands dumb excuse to touch Healys dick and have another daughter, and trapping you and Healy at the same time, he just can't stop winning (none of you complain, you just don't want to admit how much you love staying with Hollands dumb ass bullshit).
Ryland Grace:
He loves kids a fucking lot. But after that traumatic experience of flying into space and almost dying, that changed him completely in every aspect of himself; he finally settles and accepts he wants to start his own family, and forget about that high risk possibility that he could have died up there. So he seeks you out (you were a past crush he had when he was a teenager and he never got the courage with you, not this time). It worked in the end, he got the girl of his dreams, a nice house, and infinite money; with a nice employment he chose to have for distraction: a teacher, he loves teaching; now it was the moment to start creating life!
He takes your period cycles like an experiment. Right now, you are the lab rat for the purpose to be impregnated (in retrospective, that sounded awfully weird out loud). He tries to picture how the children would look like using science, giving millions of dollars to see the DNA tests and the risks and possibilities you two might face with the combination.
But it doesn't matter because he is engulfed in love with you, and anything it comes out, it would be precious to him. He is a chatter in sex, he loves holding your throat while he speaks facts and thoughts under your skull while he thrusts you as hard as he can. "I would love a girl with your eyes so much! I want three more, could you imagine the hair and face combinations? Oh man-" he said before locking in the crook of your neck, you just know he is too close to come. "You want four kids!" You were about to come too, but really? Four??? You have already given him twins at the first try. "I need a whole classroom of possibilities!" he shouts before coming, his maths never fails. Money and help wouldn't be any issue, the world actually is going to celebrate Rylands multiple children, the offspring of the saviour. Like a duke, but with a true purpose, is still weird that people hold to him those titles. But at least he allowed to celebrate his breeding kink with you.
Colt Seavers:
He is a lover, he is a romantic, and a simp (he's not ashamed; he could put that on a business card if he wanted). He can do anything for you. But he only has one little petition... He is strange, he certainly is. But life is too short, he could die in a stunt and he would crush it as a father. But not just be a simple father. He has a thing many ex couples didn't like about him at all. It is his: breeding kink.
After he explained to you, he is very much into it, you didn't object to his wishes. He has done shameful role plays of characters you find hot for you; I don't think letting him fuck you raw would be different.
But you were wrong. Every move, every broken bone and crashed muscle were intended to breed you, like not playing, he is just coming inside you. He gazed at you as this primal being, ready to sink all his stuff, making that womb look like a balloon by how much he comes inside you. He lies to choke you with his biceps, while he holds you still to stuff you good. He gropes your belly, aching the final day it starts to grow. You are his, and he is letting every low instinct unravel when he comes.
His words are always soft and protective, he is loving by nature, he has a picturesque reverence for you and the role you have as the soon mother of his children.
Driver:
He fell in love with you, now he wants to put a baby inside you. No questions asked, he doesn't need to have a 'chat' or tell you about how he wants a kid and be a loving family. He just fucks your brains out relentlessly, cleans out the mess he painfully leaves outside your legs. He doesn't lie to waste a single drop. Especially when you are so pretty and precious to him, he would do anything to secure you are and would be beside him forever.
It firstly started as an intrusive thought, he finally met your friends and he saw you getting very close to one of them... he didnt liked it. He bent you over in the bathroom and blocked your mouth while he pumped the sweet juice that would hopefully mark you forever as his, and after that, he became addicted to the primal rush. This competitive feeling of knowing he would be first, that you are his, that he can do this and no one else, he is winning the privilege of reproduction, and he would finally have a little piece of heaven growing inside you.
He couldn't care less where he does it. One time, he fucked you in the building elevator. You are sure you got knocked up in a parking lot, there were so many.
At least he has ever fucked you on every car that has ever passed his shop, that's his baptism to every single one of his works. And for every single time you call him to tell him the news, he would leave the car fix fee for free (because there is a high chance he knocked you up inside that car).
Lars Lindstrom:
Lars is harsher than you would expect him to be when he is breeding you. He doesn't see it like making love. This is an animal dance. And he is fully addicted to filling your belly with his kids. He loves being a father. He loves having this life. He loves being your husband. He could die and kill for you. He has seen how many marriages start to fade by time to time and with each kid just drying in love and burning with regret. Not for Lars. It's like for him, every kid is gasoline for his love and adoration he holds heavy in his soul. You were the first person who ever got this close in anything since Bianca. You made him into a man, and after finally over power his fear of losing you at the first birth (because of his mom thing), he finally embraced that kink buried deep inside him, and he just let that consume it.
You two have been a happy married couple for a long while! You have given Lars at least five kids, and still find himself wanting for more. He makes and prepares special evenings and nights, special dates, so he can make the right excuse for knocking up mommy bear like she deserves to be.
He even loves fuck you pregnant, the fifth month is the perfect time. The belly is not too big to bother you. But it is not too small, not to be proud when he looks at it. "I can't — I can't wait to meet this one and put another one!" He whimpers at your ear as he pulls your hair. All the kids are with Karin, you are riding him raw on the couch. He loves breast feeding, ever since he discovered he can also take part of that sweet nectar, he relishes in the pleasure, plus the taste.
Henry Letham:
You're still at college. And he has big dreams to become a dad one day, but he is still a college art student and life is expensive in New York. He saw one day in a porn video that breeding kinks were a thing. What a dangerous kink to have, he thought for days after. Especially when he is penniless most of the time. But the idea of claiming someone, to come with the idea those white threads would make a baby and be called his. Is fucking exhilarating!
He has been in love with you for a long while, he firstly started stalking you (like the good creeper he is), he finally started talking to you when one day you found him outside your apartment lurking. It worked well for you two, somehow. Sex is great, he cannot complain, he just... needs a kick.
So he convinced you to put a IUD and slightly ask you about his little play, you weren't sure about it because you are penniless too. But he had an idea. You both bought masks, and you started to livestream and charge money while you fuck on camera and see the white drops of his cum coming out of you hole at the end. You didn't become rich, but at least you have a little savings for if something happens, for food and art supplies.
Henry was accomplishing his dream and also winning money, life is fucking great! But you got the taste of his breeding kink, too. That night you couldnt hold yourself to say. "Fuck me harder this time, I want to feel Im already pregnant," that made him insane, he came three times and that wasn't enough.
Ken:
Ken loves coming inside you! He has never thought that knowing how babies are created can be so fun. Thinking of a way to make his own Barbieland with his kids sounded amazing. So, he found a new excuse in life. A new purpose, rather than beach and horses, can be having little Kens and Barbies with you!
Ken is like a bird, he dances and creates gifts for you to accept, to fuck him and come inside you, rather than use a pink condom (you have to hold your laughter, you cannot believe he is this serious about trying to make a baby).
He traps your body with his toned muscles while he fucks you, he is a brick wall, you literally can't move an in; it can be in the air, against a wall, Ken is an absolute monster in terms of fucking. You can still remember when you firstly met him, how oblivious he was about everything, now you have created the monster. A monster he wants you to start giving him bleach blond little kids with dumb names. But you don't care, all you care is feeling that sweet, glistening come running warm inside you, that proud claim warming your chest.
He still hopes you don't turn creepy like pregnant Barbie. But you are way too smart and pretty to become like that... he hopes. He still rides you like a mare (yeah, he believes he is a stallion when he fucks you doggy style, he tried to neigh one time... you don't want to talk about that ever again).
Officer K:
He also wants his piece of the miracle with him. He was too ashamed to ask for a real girl. He didn't think himself worthy. Now he is changed, and he wants one. Desperately.
When you accepted to be with him, he didn't believe it, the fact that you wanted him was surreal, and accepting his dream with his risks felt impossible.
The force K has is scary, he grinds you so hard you are scared sometimes he might get out of control, he is not used to fuck real women. He is not a robot, but he has ignored his basic low instincts for so long, having raw sex is turning him completely rampant and savage. He has become a human healer, because he can fix himself with glue and other ways, but he leaves bruises and a sore human real body on you. So he has studied on how to be a good caretaker. Now that he is trying for a hybrid, he would need all the information as possible.
He is hyper vigilant of every single sign, anything can be a proof that you are finally with child of his. He doesn't like when you get out of the house, he knows the taboo that involves their relationship. But that doesn't scare him. He is scared the miracle might not happen. So, he fucks you good back at home. He became obsessed with the idea of you filling with his come, is a pretty view. You two have a free use rule in the house. After he comes inside your guts, he always cries thank yous, he cannot ever stop feeling grateful you want him.
Luke Glanton:
We all know about his father. He failed; being a dad, to a boy; he would learn to hate him one day. But he wants to make something right once. So that's why he took the finest girl he ever found and bothered her until she said yes to be with him, now he is determined to not fail this time.
You weren't so sure to be with him, he just one day appeared in the library and didn't bother to act like he was reading, he just started harassing you, watching you, waiting for you outside your job; he is fucking terrifying for sure, but you are no pussy to back off. He is scary, dangerous, he has been more times in jail than you would ever be in ten lifetimes, he is a trouble maker, he has no stable job for him to buy decent shirts. But he is so handsome, he literally just kidnapped your heart (and literally you, he just dragged you at his motorcycle when you said maybe you can date him, and he took you to his apartment. He has the rules of the old west, but rather than using a horse he has a motorcycle). And at some point he stopped caring of using condoms (second time, he can't care to wait).
He is a street dog, he loves riding your pussy every time he can. He has put your line of work in a delicate position because he decided to fuck you at some corner of the library. He want to be a dad so bad. He can prove it. He can be the father his old man didn't (don't worry, their children would not live in poverty, they would live with you. You have a nice home, and they would be well educated while daddy is serving jail time). He fucks like a God, thats how he managed to trap you.
Richard Haywood:
After graduation, life as an adult wasn't easy, he got his fathers business, but life it is easy when you are rich. He didn't want to get married, but he likes hiring you. His favourite stripper. Later, he thought. Why not taking a kid out of you?
An heir, people don't care where the kid comes from, and you are disgustingly pretty and he can pay your price to fill that precious cunt of yours. So you said yes, because the money was good and Richard was the only client of yours that wasn't ugly and he fucked good.
So he took his time to bribe you with expensive gifts and two star restaurants, so when the time comes, he comes really well inside that cheap pussy of yours. He is mesmerized by how you look; that timeless beauty, if he wasn't such a fucking jerk he would have married you at this point, but this is not 'Pretty Woman'. "You are my whore to fill you with all the kids I want, did you hear me?" he groans while he still grills it into your ears and your heart. You are his breeding whore and his playing toy. He loves breeding you good, the power of paying you to fill your womb just drinks him and he would not let that go ever.
Dan Dunne:
It was all an accident. But he doesn't complain. He likes kids, enough to not kill them, even when sometimes he would love doing it, in a few, but quirks of the job.
You have been casually dating for a while, he is head over heels in love with you, but, as with everything in his life, he sabotages everything in his way. So he doesn't say a word. Rather than that, you two have been playing with fire; you were playing with fireworks and explosives. Your plays of running around the house and pretend you don't want him just liberates him as much as you. Your games of do it raw and stuff, you like turkey with load, just made you both mad. "I'm going to come, baby! Im going to ruin that pretty little pussy!" he growls as he starts spreading that warm and delicious sensation inside you.
He was self aware every single time he came inside you, about the possibility of padding you with a baby. He cannot deny how much he loved the idea while did it every single time. How much he enjoyed it every time you told him you were sick. He cannot pretend he is not fucking happy to have someone so cool beside him, and with child with him.
Jeffrey Thank you:
When Jeffrey loves someone, he does it to death. If you try to break up with him, no, you won't. If you try to leave, no, you can't. If you try to be with someone else, he decides he would shove his baby inside you so you would never leave him.
He is the Gomez Addams of fatherhood, he is fucking creepy, weird and his methods are... questionable. But he is a good father, surprisingly.
He loves you so much he doesn't mind giving you more of his kids, what a bless, right? One against the other, he doesn't care. He would breed you with his pretty pink lingerie and his short skirts for easy access for you to ride him and dry him.
Honestly, i can make whole fics of each one of these guys with a serious breeding kink, a few ones deserved a good long lenght fic.
Remmeber that im still open to requests, even hear and read tour thoughts about EVERYTHING and see you in the next request!
Ry gos characters, when you tell them that your ex never made sex about you or your pleasures and that they have never given you an orgasm.
here we gooooooooooooo. All under the cut for 18+ content and also because I got carried away
driver - the first time you have sex this man is a little lost in the sauce. So caught up in everything that he does finish before you do. Once he does he’s panting into your shoulder then immediately asking “fuck - did you…?” You lie to him on instinct that you’re fine. You don’t need to. And he’s looking at you like you grew a second head before you sigh and explain. He doesn’t even respond. Just makes the most soul piercing eye contact as he shoves his fingers between your legs and makes you cum a few times before he’s satisfied.
Ryland grace - he can tell you’re faking when you’re in bed together. So during dinner at home one night he confronts you about it, makes you blush crimson. “I just…my last boyfriend sad it was too hard to make me cum so….” Ryland goes quiet after that. Finishes his food. Thinking hard. Then before you can stand up to take your plate to the kitchen he’s ducking under the table and flipping up your skirt. “Guy sounds like a complete waste of fucking carbon” before going down on you.
officer k - I have a feeling he’s been abused by his boss before. So sex doesn’t come easy. But when it does he didnt know it was supposed to feel this good, this full of emotion. You’re so focused on him most of the time that you don’t even realize you haven’t finished. Until his fingers are at your pussy and he breaths into his pillow “need this…to go both ways” you tell him while he’s got his fingers inside you. And he just starts going at it harder, making you see starts. “Need you to feel good”
Lars lindstrom - sex with Lars is a progressive thing. Making out to heavy petting over clothes to hands only. Step by step. Baby boy is learning. And you’re not the most experienced sailor in the boat either, so the slow pace is nice. But he does know it’s supposed to feel good for you too. So one night he drags you to sit on one of his thick thighs and mutters sweetly “you don’t um…I-i want you to finish.” Your eyebrows lift, caught off guard. “Well, uh, we can try. My ex never really cared about that so I thought…all guys? Were like that?” Lars blinks hard at you before shaking his head. “Nope. Not all. At least…I want you too. Think it’ll…feel good for me too.” After that night Lars is a man addicted to the look on your face when you finish.
holland March - I think a relationship with holland is also a slow step by step thing. He loved his wife. He’s been miserable for years. He’s an alcoholic. And he has a kid. He doesn’t wanna put holly through anything he’s not sure of. So the first time you have sex is the result of months on months of pining and dates and accidentally solving a murder case. Your ex husband was a real bastard. Sex didn’t come easy and was never fun for you. So when holland led you to his bedroom, your nerves were through the roof. But holland is an attentive lover. He eats you out and fingers you and finishes inside with a high pitched whine. When you’re laying beside each other panting, you tell him about your ex with a laugh. Holland does not laugh. He just starts kissing down your body “fucking knew I hated your ex husband” he makes you cum on his tongue as many times as you can take.
Colt seavers - just appalled. Stuttering and fidgeting while he tries to process. This man is a GIVER, okay. It just doesn’t compute for him that someone wouldn’t want to make you cum. So he gives you as much as you will take after you tell him. You’re a little overstimulated and floating far away, but god colts satisfied smile is all worth it.
Sierra six - comes up during an undercover mission. In your line of work you haven’t had many consistent lovers. But the last swore you off of them for a while. The tension between you and six snaps one night and it’s rough and passionate. It feels good but you don’t finish. And it’s not until you’re back on the ground that he makes an observation “you didn’t cum” “you don’t have to. It’s whatever” but no. It’s not whatever to six. He’s picking you back up and carrying you to the nearest flat surface “whatever my ass. What piece of shit taught you that?”
Sebastian wilder - confused as fuck when you tell him in a panic, where he’s practically face to face with your pussy, that you don’t think you can cum. “Who - who told you that?” “Ex boyfriend…he said it was impossible.” “Well, I’m gonna prove that motherfucker wrong.” Sebs got you cumming within minutes. Again and again and again.
pairing: various ryan gosling characters x fem!reader
featuring: ryland grace, colt seavers, holland march, court gentry, jacob palmer, lars lindstrom, officer k, sebastian wilder, and ken
warnings: none, enjoy!
- Ryland Grace -
⤷ sometimes you’ll sit in his lap while he’s grading papers, fiddling with his hair and peppering his jaw with kisses… overall being very distracting
⤷ you also love admiring his hands, often playing with them while you guys are relaxing
⤷ when he wears his ridiculously tight science shirts that make his biceps look a little too good, you can’t help but stare and give them an experimental squeeze
⤷ poor, unsuspecting Ryland will be prepping a science lab for his kiddos, and then jump in surprise when he feels your hands around his arms
⤷ “hey sweetheart, did you need som–”
⤷ “shush, i’m concentrating”
⤷ if he had a rough day teaching (or a bad interaction back when he was still in the scientific community), he immediately seeks out your comforting embrace once he gets home
⤷ one day while you were kissing his face, he reached up to remove his glasses so they weren’t in your way
⤷ when you realized what he was doing, you interlocked your fingers with his to stop him, and continued about your business
- Colt Seavers -
⤷ he’s down bad for you, so anything you want, it’s yours
⤷ cuddles? hand holding? kisses? your wish is his command
⤷ please be careful while snuggling with him though, this poor boy has at least ten bruises on him at all times from getting thrown around for his job
⤷ you both like laying on top of the other when relaxing, and Colt falls asleep every time
⤷ if you’re draped over him, he’ll have his arms wrapped around you and knock out in minutes– he claims you’re like a cozy weighted blanket
⤷ on the flip side, if he’s laying on top of you, he’ll bury his face in your neck and drift off while your hands comb through his hair
⤷ whenever he’s sitting in a chair, you like standing in front of him to hold his face and press gentle kisses into his skin
⤷ Colt just sits there and soaks it up, completely drunk on your love
- Holland March -
⤷ oh you’re touchy? don’t need to tell him twice— he’s allll over you
⤷ especially when he’s drunk, Holland’s hands are physically unable to stop roaming your body
⤷ one time, when you were guiding him to his car after a night out (he was DRUNK drunk), he was shocked to find a pretty girl on his arm and couldn’t stop spewing out cringey pick up lines
⤷ you just buckled him up, kissed him on the cheek, and got in the driver’s seat
⤷ he normally blacks out after drinking too much, but his resolve to stare at the pretty lady driving him home won out
⤷ after a particularly long day of detective work with Healy, he’ll collapse into your arms without hesitation
⤷ likes to bury his face in the crook of your neck or lay on your stomach if you guys are lounging
⤷ you idly scratch his head or play with his hair in these positions, and he absolutely melts
⤷ when he’s smoking, you’ll kiss him around his neck and face… sometimes the cigarette gets forgotten as a result
- Court Gentry -
⤷ BIG MUSCLESS… who said that
⤷ anyways you’re one of his “safehouses”
⤷ every time he shows up at your doorstep all battered and bloodied, he berates himself for always endangering you even though he’s double and triple checked that he wasn’t followed
⤷ before the regret can fully sink in, you never fail to dissipate it when you embrace him and usher him inside
⤷ to Court, your house is cozy and warm, but your arms are warmer
⤷ when he gets in his head about how dangerous his job is and how he’s risking your life, you shut him up with a kiss and firmly restate that you’d rather take the risk of being with him than choose to be with anyone else
⤷ if it was an especially rough mission, you force him straight to the bathroom where you turn on a hot shower and prep first aid materials
⤷ you take your time to wash him, and Court finally lets himself relax while you lather him up and massage his tense muscles, careful to avoid his injuries
⤷ in bed, you love to delicately trace his scars, fingers just barely ghosting his skin
⤷ you also make a habit of reaching under his shirt, running your hands along his abs
⤷ when he inevitably has to leave, the two of you stand in front of the door for a while, with you slowly kissing his face and refusing to let go
⤷ “darling, I really need to leave now”
⤷ “one more minute, please”
⤷ when you whisper into his ear like that with that pleading tone, he can’t refuse
- Jacob Palmer -
⤷ as much as you love touching him, he’s equally all over you
⤷ he’s used to girls getting with him to ogle at his body, so when you simply caress his face and hold his hand, he falls hard
⤷ the two of you spend a lot of time in bed, morning and night, just talking about life while being a mess of tangled limbs
⤷ he never realized it before you, but he loves being held– with previous girls, he was always the one to take the lead and initiate touch, but now that he has you, he’s able to let loose and be the one receiving all the affection
⤷ spooning is the go to sleeping pose, and you guys definitely switch between being the big/little spoon
- Lars Lindstrom -
⤷ back when he was still hesitant to touch you, he would often give you his special blue blanket to snuggle with
⤷ whether you guys are at church, on a walk, or resting at home, holding pinkies is a must
⤷ one morning, he was putting on one of his many sweaters, and you took a special liking to it
⤷ “that’s a nice sweater”
⤷ his head whipped up to look at you, and after a moment of processing, he couldn’t repress the genuine smile spreading on his face
⤷ you held the sleeve of his sweater for the rest of the day, and you couldn’t help but notice that he wore it a little more often ever since
⤷ at night, he’s grown accustomed to falling asleep with his hand intertwined with yours
⤷ you’ll work up to cuddling/spooning, and you reassure him there’s no rush
⤷ Lars was pleasantly surprised to find that your touch doesn’t burn as much as others
- Officer K -
⤷ for the longest time he only had Joi, so this boy is touch starved like crazyy
⤷ he loves coming home to you and he deeply treasures the fact that he has someone tangible to hold and be held by after a long day
⤷ you’ve formed this nightly ritual of him coming home and collapsing into your arms– you like to lay there as he tells you about his day while you rub soothing circles into his back
⤷ if his hunting job was particularly brutal or bloody, you gently peel off his clothes, draw a bath for him, and help him clean up
⤷ his favorite part is when you wash his hair– the way your fingers scratch his head just right and how they trail down his shoulders to gently squeeze his arms really gets him
⤷ one rainy night, he led you out to the rooftop, hands intertwined as you let the rain hit your skin and drench your hair
⤷ he reached out to tuck your soaked hair behind your ear, and when he let his hand hover beside your head, you guided it to rest on your cheek, nuzzling into it
⤷ K doesn’t smile often, but in that moment, he couldn’t help it because of how real everything felt to him
- Sebastian Wilder -
⤷ one of your favorite pastimes is to curl up with him at night and listen to his grand plans for his club, all while absentmindedly tracing shapes on the palm of his hand
⤷ after his performances, you love pulling him in by his tie for a kiss (and he’s so into it)
⤷ when you’re done with him, his tie is loose and his hair is all messed up, but he’s got this drunk smile plastered on his face
⤷ you guys go out to jazz clubs at least once a week, and without fail you’re holding his hand under the table
⤷ he’s a traditionalist, so he loves offering his arm to you whenever you guys are walking together, which you gladly take
⤷ your shared bed is small, but it doesn’t even matter because of how thoroughly entangled you guys are while sleeping
- Ken!! -
⤷ after a long, laborious day of beach, he’ll happily prance into your open arms (beach is not an easy job!!)
⤷ if you’re holding on to his arm, he’ll puff out his chest a little and deliberately walk past the other Kens to make them jealous
⤷ you love running your hands down his abs or feeling up his biceps and this man absolutely soaks it up
⤷ he lovesss when you make him feel macho
⤷ but in the privacy of your dreamhouse, Ken will cling to you like a koala
⤷ bonus: one day, you asked him to stay the night to cuddle, and let’s just say his reaction was NOT as subtle as he thought it was
⤷ he had to excuse himself (which meant walking a few feet away, still directly in your line of sight) to triumphantly pump his arms and yell “SUBLIME!!”
⤷ he comes back all nonchalant, so you just scoff with a smile and drag him inside your dreamhouse by the hand
a/n: this was so fun and easy to write UGH the rygos obsession is hitting hard...
Coltland Twins AU where you met Ryland first. In grad school or through work or something. He’s cute—like really cute—and he’s sweet, and you like him, and so when he asks you out you say yes. And you say yes again when he asks you on a second date. And you keep saying yes and you keep going on dates until suddenly Ryland Grace is your boyfriend.
After a few months he tells you he loves you and you tell him you love him too because you do. A few more months later, you decide to move in together. You spend every night together anyway, and living together means splitting expenses.
Everything is good. Great, really. You have a loving partner and a nice apartment and maybe a dog because you like having a walking buddy. And, sure, it’s not exactly a relationship full of passion, but it’s stable and reliable and full of so much affection.
Then one day, Ryland mentions that his brother’s in town. You’ve heard about his brother—the stuntman, the rebel, too flirty for his own good—and you’re excited to meet him. You want to hear the embarrassing childhood stories and see what mannerisms they share.
But then you meet him.
There’s nothing wrong with him, really. He’s sweet and funny. He’s smart, too, just in a different way than Ryland. You get along really well for the first few days. You like him. A lot.
That’s exactly the problem.
There’s something there with Colt. There’s a heat you never felt with Ryland, that spark of passion you’ve been pretending you don’t crave. Its presence is making your brain go haywire, and left unchecked it could implode this whole life you’ve built—this life you chose.
Your brain does what it does best. It adapts.
Everything that was charming about Colt becomes annoying. He’s not fun, he’s reckless. The way he prods about balanced meals is irritating and unhelpful. His charming smiles are sleezy, and those muscles are evidence of his own vanity.
You get snippy. It’s subtle, usually, just a little bit of snark here and there to keep yourself in check. You tell yourself you don’t like Colt very much. You can be civil, though, for Ryland.
There’s a part of you that feels guilty, but you bury that too. Especially because you see that same guilt reflected in Colt’s eyes every time he snarks back at you.
You have a life. You like your life. Some little spark you felt with a relative stranger isn’t worth destroying everything you’ve worked for with Ryland.
… and even if it was, he’s Ryland’s twin brother. Neither of you would ever do that to him, not now that he’s such a vital part of your life. If you and Ryland ever break up, you and Colt will go back to being strangers.
So you hate each other. It’s a mutual decision.
Ryland pretends he doesn’t like it, but he’s always had something of a nasty side when it comes to competition. You can see the pride, the subtle way Ryland puffs his chest knowing that you love him and don’t like his brother.
You try to tell yourself that ego boost makes up for it. You try to ignore the thrill you get when you snap at Colt and he snaps back and the flame ignites in your chest.
The guilt tamps it down.
And imagine if Ryland still gets sent to space. You’re married by then—a small wedding that Colt didn’t attend. He was still recovering from his accident, and while he didn’t cut Ryland off completely, he wasn’t up for any kind of events. (Ryland thought about postponing the wedding, but decided not to. He could celebrate with Colt another time.) (He never got around to it.)
You haven’t seen Ryland in over a year. He was in the ocean, then he was in Russia preparing for launch, then he was… well, unexpectedly launched. Last time you spoke to him, he told you he’d be back home in three weeks. Three weeks later, some guys in suits told you he won’t be coming back, that he volunteered himself for a suicide mission.
You and Colt have to plan the funeral. Alone. Neither of you have anyone else. Your husband was launched into space, and his on-again-off-again relationship with Jody ended around the time his twin brother was voluntold into studying a star-eating alien on a foreign aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean.
You’re too numb to fight anymore. The man you built your life around is gone and he isn’t coming back. Colt is all you have left of him.
The more time you spend together, the more that old spark starts to come back. It’s different now, mellower. It burns low and deep. It aches in your chest.
There’s a different kind of guilt to it, too. It’s less about deception and more about legacy. Your husband is in space, on a suicide mission to save the world, and you’re fighting the urge to run your tongue up his twin brother’s sweaty abs after a run.
Your brain tries to adapt, to justify it like always. Grief is expressed in all kinds of weird ways, you tell yourself. And you haven’t seen Ryland in so long. And Colt looks just like Ryland, your husband, who you love so much.
And you do. You love him. That part isn’t a lie.
The rest of it you know is a load of bullshit. You’ve felt like this about Colt since you met him. The only thing that ever stopped you was Ryland, and now Ryland is gone and somehow he’s still stopping you.
And you think, in a moment of weakness that will likely haunt you in waves of grief and guilt for the rest of your living days, that this would all have been much easier if only you’d met Colt first.
Because if you met Colt first, you’d have felt that spark you’ve dreamt of since you were a kid reading corny romance novels and watching rom-coms with your mom on the living room sofa. If you met Colt first, you’d have seen all those good qualities—all the qualities you saw in Ryland and fell in love with, and then some extras you didn’t even know you wanted—and you’d’ve fallen in love with him instead.
If you met Colt first, then he would’ve introduced you to his brother Ryland, and you would’ve noted fondly how many good qualities they share. You would’ve greeted him with a hug and talked to him about his job and you wouldn’t have felt that spark, and you would’ve regarded him as a brother of your own.
And you wouldn’t be left wanting.
Instead, you met Ryland first, and you built a life with him, and you couldn’t see him as anything but your partner if you tried. And when he introduced you to his brother Colt, some part of your soul recognized some part of his soul and awakened a hunger you never knew you could feel.
It’s a mess. It’s a mess and technically, there’s nothing stopping you now, but it still feels like a betrayal. It feels like maybe giving in to Colt now would he an admission of all the ways you did wrong by Ryland when he was still with you.
You’re not willing to give in, lest you taint Ryland’s memory. You’re not willing to let go of the only attachment to Ryland you still have, either. And if Colt’s unwavering place in your life even months after the funeral tells you anything, it’s that he feels the same.
There’s still a spark between you, though, and without Ryland around there’s oxygen to spare. It’s only a matter of time before it ignites, for better or worse.
I have just finished 1(800)WRN6-NMB3R and loved it so much! Thank you for writing it. Will you be writing more Jeonghan in the future?
Hi, anon!!
Thank you so much for reading ^^ I'm glad you loved it hehe
To answer your question, yes! I do have more Jeonghan fics in store but I'm currently taking a small break while also writing a bit ^^ that's why updates are slow.
Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!
Welcome to the Star Spider Grace AU Pilot! Here’s the previous Initial concepts . Me & Sam have been brewing this concept and now we’re both into too deep. Dunno how many chapters I will draw but anyway-
ISSUE #1 / ISSUE#2 / ISSUE#3 / ISSUE#4 /ISSUE#5 (already on my ko-Fi!)
Fics inspired by this concept:
Project Evolution by @sam-i-am-27 : THE fic. Sam and I have been coming out with most of the concepts together (both for the comic and the fic) but this is their own work so go check them out! Since we draw/write each at our own pace some stuff are/will be different.
Your Graceful, Neighbourhood Spiderman by @var1an-onl1n3
Friendly Neighborhood Star-Spider by Daisy_yellow
Uncover: to lay bare, disclose, reveal by @foxinsheepsclothing-ao3
Darn it, let’s do this one final time! By @therivergirl
One and Only Star-Spider by Finding_7th
With Great Power by overarainbow
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Astrophage by S0me_Idi0t
We Are The Butcher by Faux_the_Fox
Webbing Life's Into One (Bring you a home) by Sky_110
If you find more let me know! I'm only tagging those who explicitly credited me, as there are other spiderman AU fics on ao3 not necessarely related to my version
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